Short Cuts
1993 film by Robert Altman
Short Cuts is a 1993 comedy-drama film about the day-to-day lives of several suburban Los Angeles residents.
- Directed by Robert Altman. Written by Robert Altman and Frank Barhydt.
Sherri Shepard
edit- Wouldn't it be a trip if Alex Trebek bought a nude painting of me?
Tess Trainer
edit- I hate L.A. All they do is snort coke and talk.
Lois Kaiser
edit- [talking on sex hotline] Oh! I can feel your balls up against my ass!
- Don't you want me to lick your balls for you?
Other
edit- Child: [walks in on his parents having sex] Silly daddy, sleeping on mommy.
Dialogue
edit- Howard Finnigan: Hey Jer, how goes the war?
- Jerry Kaiser: Bad guys are winning, sir.
- Earl Piggot: You know, I don't know who you think would wanna look at your sad, middle aged ass anymore!
- Doreen Piggot: Don't talk to me like that and don't you come back here! I'm not taking you back no more, understand? No more! I'm not taking you back!
- Earl Piggot: I'm not COMING back!
- Doreen Piggot: Slobbering over Honey like that. It was so embarrassing...
- Earl Piggot: I never touched Honey!
- Doreen Piggot: I didn't say you touched her, I said you slobbered on her!
- Claire Kane: [Stuart has just returned from his fishing trip] Your hands stink.
- Stuart Kane: [sniffs his fingers] Kinda smells like pussy, don't you think?
- Claire Kane: [laughs, smacks him on the shoulder] I hate that. Go wash your hands.
- Stuart Kane: Smells like a rainbow to me!
- Dr. Ralph Wyman: Tell me about that night with Mitchell Andersen.
- Marian Wyman: There's nothing to tell.
- Dr. Ralph Wyman: Alright, then tell me about nothingness! I'd like to hear a complete account of nothing!
- Marian Wyman: Are you cheating, Ralph?
- Dr. Raplh Wyman: No, Marian. You cheat. Remember?
- Doreen Piggot: Why don't you go get drunk and pee all over...
- Earl Piggot: I'm gonna get drunk! I'm gonna get drunk right now! Ah dammit!
- Claire Kane: Oops, excuse me, sweetie. I really like the Wymans, don't you?
- Stuart Kane: Who?
- Claire Kane: The doctor and his wife, Marian. Ralph, I think his name. You know, the ones from the concert.
- Stuart Kane: He seems kind of lofty. You're off to work early, huh?
- Claire Kane: Yeah, I got two birthdays today. He's a doctor, remember? And she is artist, I think.
- Stuart Kane: Oh yeah? What kind?
- Claire Kane: What kind? She's a painter. She paints pictures, you know? They really want us to come to dinner.
- Stuart Kane: Well, We'll see. I'm off.
- Claire Kane: What does that mean? We already agreed to go. We made a date. Bye. Close the door, Stuart.
- Stuart Kane: Sorry!
- Honey Bush: Look at these fish, though. Aren't those cool?
- Lois Kaiser: Yeah, you know I don't really give a fuck about fish. They just kinda swim, eat and shit.
Taglines
edit- Short Cuts raises the roof on America.
- From two American masters comes a movie like no other
Cast
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External links
edit- Short Cuts quotes at the Internet Movie Database
- Short Cuts at Allmovie