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Sex Drive (film)

2008 film by Sean Anders

Sex Drive is a 2008 sex comedy film about a high school graduate who goes on a cross-country road trip to hook up with a girl he met online.

Directed by Sean Anders. Written by Sean Anders and John Morris, based on the novel All the Way by Andy Behrens.
He's leaving virgin territory.

Contents

IanEdit

  • Holy buckets...she wants me to give her the D.
  • Hey, sir. I've got something yummy for your little girl.

LanceEdit

  • Who's gonna pound on it? Say it: 'Ian's gonna pound on it.'
  • I can't believe I'm banging an Amish chick. I mean seriously, what are the odds?
  • Oh, did you have a moment? A little moment? You're an idiot.

RexEdit

  • Which do you like better, the shaft or the balls?...You like 'em both, don't you.
  • Put a little sack into it, powder puff.
  • No way. No way my little brother's takin' it in the chili ring! You go and bang a female woman like the good Lord intended. And Ian...fill up the tank, would ya, buddy? Cause it's gettin' a little low.

Andy/RandyEdit

  • I'm into you, and...I'm hard.
  • Hey, I was born to fertilize!
  • Do you have a phone number? ...You don't! Oh, okay.
  • You should pee on us!
  • You gotta get the monkey.
  • Nice hair. It'd look...look better in my crotch.

EzekielEdit

  • What up, English?
  • I miss sarcasm. It's mostly lost on my people. And gambling...went to Vegas once. [pause] And buttfucking.

OtherEdit

  • Girl at Theme Park: I would've blown, you know!

DialogueEdit

Randy: You wear thong underpants?
Andy: You want us to take our shirts off?
Randy: Where do you live?
Andy: Is your mom hot too?
Randy: Where do you live?
Andy: What's your address?
Randy: You like pizza?

Ian: Where do you guys get the confidence to, like, hit on every girl you see?
Randy: Cause we're the shit.
Andy: Yeah, you oughta know that, bitch.

Angry Cop: Drop the weapon, donut man! Okay, put your hands on your head! Both hands, asshole!
Ian: I can't move the other arm.
Angry Cop: Who said that? Who said that?
Ian: l can't move the other arm. Sir, I'm not resisting. it's foam, sir.
Angry Cop: The big Mexican won't go down! Take the shot!
Ian: Holy shit.
Felicia: Jesus! Hold your fire! Hold your fire, okay? He is not the bad guy! She is the car thief. Right there. The blond, in a belt for a skirt.

CastEdit

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