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Sex Drive (film)

2008 film by Sean Anders

Sex Drive is a 2008 sex comedy film about a high school graduate who goes on a cross-country road trip to hook up with a girl he met online.

Directed by Sean Anders. Written by Sean Anders and John Morris, based on the novel All the Way by Andy Behrens.
He's leaving virgin territory.

Ian

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  • Holy buckets...she wants me to give her the D.
  • Hey, sir. I've got something yummy for your little girl.

Lance

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  • Who's gonna pound on it? Say it: 'Ian's gonna pound on it.'
  • I can't believe I'm banging an Amish chick. I mean seriously, what are the odds?
  • Oh, did you have a moment? A little moment? You're an idiot.

Rex

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  • Which do you like better, the shaft or the balls?...You like 'em both, don't you.
  • Put a little sack into it, powder puff.
  • No way. No way my little brother's takin' it in the chili ring! You go and bang a female woman like the good Lord intended. And Ian...fill up the tank, would ya, buddy? Cause it's gettin' a little low.

Andy/Randy

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  • I'm into you, and...I'm hard.
  • Hey, I was born to fertilize!
  • Do you have a phone number? ...You don't! Oh, okay.
  • You should pee on us!
  • You gotta get the monkey.
  • Nice hair. It'd look...look better in my crotch.

Ezekiel

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  • What up, English?
  • I miss sarcasm. It's mostly lost on my people. And gambling... went to Vegas once. [pause] And buttfucking.

Other

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  • Girl at Theme Park: I would've blown.

Dialogue

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Randy: You wear thong underpants?
Andy: You want us to take our shirts off?
Randy: Where do you live?
Andy: Is your mom hot too?
Randy: Where do you live?
Andy: What's your address?
Randy: You like pizza?
Ian: Where do you guys get the confidence to, like, hit on every girl you see?
Randy: Cause we're the shit.
Andy: Yeah, you oughta know that, bitch.
Angry Cop: Drop the weapon, donut man! Okay, put your hands on your head! Both hands, asshole!
Ian: I can't move the other arm.
Angry Cop: Who said that? Who said that?
Ian: l can't move the other arm. Sir, I'm not resisting. it's foam, sir.
Angry Cop: The big Mexican won't go down! Take the shot!
Ian: Holy shit.
Felicia: Jesus! Hold your fire! Hold your fire, okay? He is not the bad guy! She is the car thief. Right there. The blond, in a belt for a skirt.

Cast

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