Sex Drive (film)
2008 film by Sean Anders
Sex Drive is a 2008 sex comedy film about a high school graduate who goes on a cross-country road trip to hook up with a girl he met online.
- Directed by Sean Anders. Written by Sean Anders and John Morris, based on the novel All the Way by Andy Behrens.
He's leaving virgin territory.
Ian edit
- Holy buckets...she wants me to give her the D.
- Hey, sir. I've got something yummy for your little girl.
Lance edit
- Who's gonna pound on it? Say it: 'Ian's gonna pound on it.'
- I can't believe I'm banging an Amish chick. I mean seriously, what are the odds?
- Oh, did you have a moment? A little moment? You're an idiot.
Rex edit
- Which do you like better, the shaft or the balls?...You like 'em both, don't you.
- Put a little sack into it, powder puff.
- No way. No way my little brother's takin' it in the chili ring! You go and bang a female woman like the good Lord intended. And Ian...fill up the tank, would ya, buddy? Cause it's gettin' a little low.
Andy/Randy edit
- I'm into you, and...I'm hard.
- Hey, I was born to fertilize!
- Do you have a phone number? ...You don't! Oh, okay.
- You should pee on us!
- You gotta get the monkey.
- Nice hair. It'd look...look better in my crotch.
Ezekiel edit
- What up, English?
- I miss sarcasm. It's mostly lost on my people. And gambling... went to Vegas once. [pause] And buttfucking.
Other edit
- Girl at Theme Park: I would've blown.
Dialogue edit
- Randy: You wear thong underpants?
- Andy: You want us to take our shirts off?
- Randy: Where do you live?
- Andy: Is your mom hot too?
- Randy: Where do you live?
- Andy: What's your address?
- Randy: You like pizza?
- Ian: Where do you guys get the confidence to, like, hit on every girl you see?
- Randy: Cause we're the shit.
- Andy: Yeah, you oughta know that, bitch.
- Angry Cop: Drop the weapon, donut man! Okay, put your hands on your head! Both hands, asshole!
- Ian: I can't move the other arm.
- Angry Cop: Who said that? Who said that?
- Ian: l can't move the other arm. Sir, I'm not resisting. it's foam, sir.
- Angry Cop: The big Mexican won't go down! Take the shot!
- Ian: Holy shit.
- Felicia: Jesus! Hold your fire! Hold your fire, okay? He is not the bad guy! She is the car thief. Right there. The blond, in a belt for a skirt.
Cast edit
- Josh Zuckerman - Ian Lafferty
- Amanda Crew - Felicia Alpine
- Clarke Duke - Lance Johnson
- Seth Green - Ezekiel
- James Marsden - Rex Lafferty
- Katrina Bowden - Ms. Tasty
- Alice Greczyn - Mary
- Michael Cudlitz - Rick
- David Koechner - Hitchhiker
- Dave Sheridan - Bobby Jo
- Mark L. Young - Randy
- Charlie McDermott - Andy
- Cole Petersen - Dylan Lafferty
- Allison Weissman - Becca
- Andrea Anders - Brandy
- José Duarte - Brandy's father
- Kim Ostrenko - Ian's stepmother
- Brett Rice - Mr. Lafferty
- Susie Abromeit -Tiffany
- Brian Posehn - Carny
- John Ross Bowie - Dr. Teddescoe
- Sasha Ramos - Kimberly
- Jessica Just - Lindsay
- Caley Hayes - Sandy
- Fall Out Boy - themselves
- Kyle Gass - Trucker
External links edit
- Sex Drive quotes at the Internet Movie Database