All that is required of us, in our "new sexual ethic," is that we have sex in a way that favours us more than it favours our diseases.
Body Politic, June 1983, reported in Ann Silversides, AIDS activist: Michael Lynch and the Politics of Community (2003), p. 32.
The faith that education would destroy intolerance is false. It may be partly true, but people find that intolerance is fun.
The Ubyssey (student newspaper of the University of British Columbia), February 9, 1979
You are a mystery in an enigma in a big ball of fur,
An irresistible magnet to every child and flea and burr.
Your nose is high-resolution while I live in a near-scentless fog
You run at high speed, while I just have to slog (but it's a good ol' slog)
So I just want to thank you for being my dog....
Closet (definition): Basement suite of a heterosexual outhouse.
Deviant (definition): A person who wanders from the One True Path and is caught urinating somewhere in the midst of the unthinkable. A person taking any exit ramp off the freeway of self-righteousness.
Unnatural act (definition): Any everyday act not equally typical of cattle, sheep, and horses. Singing, smoking, and various heterosexual and homosexual acts are included.
Immoral (definition): Obsolete expression meaning "politically incorrect".
Erotica: the depiction of naked men. Depictions of naked women are far less innocent and are known as "pornography".
Relationship (definition): Liaison usually involving two people and their dirty dishes.
Right wing (definition): As with the left wing, half the propulsive force of a flightless bird.