Reno 911!: Miami

2007 comedy film directed by Ben Garant

Reno 911!: Miami is a 2007 American comedy film based on Comedy Central's Reno 911! directed by cast-member Robert Ben Garant, who plays "Junior." It was released on February 23, 2007. The film opened at #4 with an estimated gross of $10.4 million.


Jeff: Johnson! Last words?
Johnson: [sigh] Legalize it?

Jeff: No immunity to bullets.

[fires gun]

Junior: Reno is a lot like Mayberry on the TV except that everyone's on crystal meth and prostitution's legal.
Junior: FUCK YOU!

Junior: I just had the weirdest dream.
Dangle: You know you're driving, right?

[hits a porto-potty]

Dangle: [looking back] Nobody in it.

Wiegel: Your watch is stuck in my pubes.

Jim: What the fuck?

Jones: Be gentle with it!

Wiegel: Shut up, nigger.

Drug Lord's First Hostage: [after being tortured by weed wacker] Who brings a weed wacker on a boat?

Trudy: I became a cop because my doctors thought it would be a good idea for me to get out of the house.

Jeff: [attempting to jump a raised bridge in a mini-cart] HAMMER OF THE GODS!

Trudy: Jim Can you just give me a pity fuck?

Kelvar Guy: [Officer Weigel takes her turn shooting at guy in Kelvar vest & accidentally shoots him in the arm] What the fuck?

[repeated line]

Jim: What the fuck, man?

Motel Owner: You guys here for the suck-fest?

Wiegel: I'm pooping.

Terry: Your mom's a Ukalele, Terry.

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