Red Sonja (1985 film)

Red Sonja is a 1985 fantasy film in which the fearless warrior Red Sonja sets out to avenge her family's murder and rid her kingdom from the tyrannical rule of evil Queen Gedren.

Directed by Richard Fleischer. Written by Clive Exton and George MacDonald Fraser.

Sonja

I don't need eyes to see you. I can smell you at a hundred paces.
Falkon, may I give you a word of advice? Put him over your knee and beat some manners into him.

Falkon

[having a hard time climbing the castle wall] Tomorrow I start my diet.

Ikol

I'm afraid Your Highness' growth is going to be stunted... permanently!
There will be no world!

Others

Gedren's Handmaid: She's gone. Oh, I'm so glad that you've come. Please, will you protect me? I'm so frightened.
Prince Tarn: Why does she fight so hard? She doesn't want to win.

Dialogue

Sonja: No man may have me, unless he's beaten me in a fair fight.

Kalidor: So, the only man that can have you, is one who's trying to kill you. That's logic. [Sonja goes and lies down. Kalidor picks up his sword and holds it to her throat]

Kalidor: If you yield only to a conqueror, then prepared to be conquered.

Sonja: Don't be a fool, I don't want to kill you.

Kalidor: Try it.

Brytag: This is my land. All that pass through pay me tribute.

Sonja: How much, Brytag?

Brytag: Who mentioned money? Tribute, I said. The tender kind all women pay to Brytag.

Sonja: Suppose, I don't. Suppose, instead, I open up that great, fat belly of yours?

Sonja: But why didn't you tell me who you were?

Kalidor: You didn't seem to want a man's help. But you needed it, so that's why I followed you. I had to be sure you reached the talisman.

Sonja: I see, I misunderstood. I thought you had another reason.

Kalidor: I did. [He kisses her]

Sonja: What happened?

Falkon: What happened? Queen Gedren attacked us is what happened.

Sonja: Gedren? Queen Gedren?

Falkon: That's right. She knocked down half the city with her new weapon and demanded our surrender.

Prince Tarn: My army ran away. Do they want to live forever? I refused to surrender.

Falkon: So she knocked down the other half.

Ikol: My Queen, this pet of yours is difficult for the rest of us to control; there can be no guarantees that something won't... well, go wrong.

Queen Gedren: If anything does, YOU will be its next victim.

Prince Tarn: [upon finding the Great Pearl] This could buy me an army, or even rebuild Habloc! Dig it out, Falkon!

Falkon: Your Highness, this pearl may belong to somebody.

Prince Tarn: It does! And he wants it now!

Kalidor: I know you're a brave girl, but danger is my trade.

Sonja: If danger is a trade, I'll learn it by myself.

Brytag: I will tell the future in your entrails, Red Woman!

Sonja: I know my future. You have none.

Swordmaster: Hatred of men in a lovely young woman... Such could be your downfall.

Sonja: I don't hate ALL men, Grandmaster.

Swordmaster: Those words would have brought music to my heart, thirty years ago.

Brytag: Woman, I have fought 177 men. Only one survives, and he has no legs. You dare to mock Brytag?

Sonja: That takes no daring... but when I've killed you.

Brytag: When you've killed me! [laughs scornfully]

Ikol: Majesty, the Talisman is almost beyond control. We must bury it in the dark before it is too late.

Queen Gedren: It'll be buried when I have no further use for it, and that time shall come with the end of time itself.

Ikol: It will kill us all! Majesty, what do you want? Our vaults are brimming with gold. Great kingdoms live in terror of us! What more is there?

Queen Gedren: The world, Ikol! Today we took the kingdom of Toktyl. But I have wider claims, and the Talisman will enforce them!

Ikol: Madness. There will be no world.

Taglines

Heroes of their time. For all time.
A woman and a warrior that became a legend.

External links

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