Quack Pack
1996 American animated television series
Quack Pack is an American animated sitcom produced by Disney Television Animation as part of The Disney Afternoon, featuring Donald Duck and his teenage nephews.
Episodes edit
The Really Mighty Ducks edit
- [The teenage Duck nephews are in their room, filled with many comic books]
- Huey: So many comic books.
- Dewey: So little time.
- Louie: You guys ever think maybe we should quit reading all these comics and do something?
- Huey: Someone's been reading self help books again.
- Dewey: Pitiful.
- Donald: [enters their room] Hiya, boys! [trips on a skateboard and lands in a pile of clothes and comics] Yuck! [a pizza slice lands on top of his head; looks around] What a mess! You boys should be ashamed.
- Louie: Ashamed? About what?
- Donald: This room! I want it spotless!
- Dewey: Spotless?!
- Louie: You mean you want us to clean?
- Donald: Clean this room, or else! [leaves]
- Huey: Clean our room? The nerve of some people.
- Dewey: We're much too busy.
- Louie: We've got a million things to do.
- [Later…]
- Duck nephews: We got nothing to do.
- [After Ludwig's superhero machine gives the teenage Duck triplets superpowers…]
- Ludwig: [opens the door and Dewey steps out, with an incredibly huge head] Why, Dewey! That's one fantastic makeover you did there!
- Dewey: Call me Brain Boy! Now witness the amazing psychokinetic powers of my super brain! [uses his powers to make a steel post-shaped puppy] See how my indomitable brain beak twists this dirty steel post… into a festive puppy! My brother Louis, I presume?
- Louie: [steps out of the machine with an incredibly muscular body] Call me Captain Muscle! Behold my super stupendous strength! [lifts up the superhero machine with his finger, to Ludwig's amazement, and sets it back down]
- [Huey is the last to come out of the machine, with incredible speed]
- Dewey: Tis, our other sibling, Hubert. But wait, he appears unchanged saved for his apparel.
- Louie: You're right. Tell us, Super H. What powers did you get?
- Huey: [dashes away and back with a kangaroo; in Australian accent] G'day, mates.
- Louie: It made him Australian?
- Dewey: No, it made him super fast… extreme.
- Huey: Call me the Really Incredibly Fast Guy… uh, until I can think of something better.
- Louie: Nice digs.
- Dewey: We even have our own narrator.
- Timmy: [sobbing] My kite!
- Dewey: What's the matter, little Timmy Miller of 1804 1/2 Farnam Street?
- Timmy: [points up to his kite that's stuck in a tree] My kite!
- Dewey: Cease your ocular discharge. [wipes Timmy's teary eyes with his cape] I shall amend the situation with my magnifu-caltractonious mind.
- Timmy: [confused] Is that a word?
- Dewey: It is now.
- T-Squad: [reading the note] "Clean your room or else! Love and kisses- Your uncle, the Duck of Doom."
- Huey: Of course you know what this means.
- Louie: We're not gonna make it to the superhero debutante ball?
- Huey: No! The T-Squad must stand firm! This "Duck of Doom" will not force us to clean our room! Hey, that rhymes.
- T-Squad: T-Squad, HO!
- Dewey: Let's see. How shall I reply to this with a proper verb in panache? Ah! "No way, Jose!" [sticks the note on the plane]
- Louie: Return to sender!
- Donald: Yoo-hoo, T-Squad! Look what I've done!
- Huey: So you tied up the freeway, drained a lake, and put funny glasses on Mount Rushmore? Big deal.
- Donald: [offended] Big deal?!
- Huey: The T-Squad can't be bothered by such, uh… frivolities, especially when we have to deal with real disasters.
- Louie: [shivering] The North Pole? Couldn't we hide out somewhere nice like the Bahamas?
- Huey: Well, it might be a little frosty, but at least we're safe until we can come up with a plan.
Island of the Not-So-Nice edit
- Dewey: What was that anyway? Some kind of mutant prehistoric pigeon?
Leader of the Quack edit
All Hands on Duck edit
Pride Goeth Before the Fall Guy edit
Need 4 Speed edit
The Germinator edit
The Late Donald Duck edit
Tasty Paste edit
Phoniest Home Videos edit
Return of the T-Squad edit
- Louie: Last time we became superheroes, the whole universe got destroyed!
- Huey: What did you do?
- Dewey: I found out what it's like…to be a woman.
- [Huey quickly moves away from him after to have shockingly heard that]
Koi Story edit
Ready, Aim... Duck! edit
Pardon My Molecules edit
- Huey: I'll show you how to get even!
- Dewey: Me?! You started it!
- Huey: You started it!
Unusual Suspects edit
Ducklaration of Independence edit
Can't Take a Yolk edit
Heavy Dental edit
- Huey: So what?! Look at me! I can't enter the Mr. Cool Teen contest like this! I can't even go out in public! My life is officially over!
Duck Quake edit
Long Arm of the Claw edit
Shrunken Heroes edit
Snow Place to Hide edit
Huey Duck, P.I. edit
- Huey: Ready to give up, lady?
Take My Duck, Please edit
Ducks by Nature edit
Recipe for Adventure edit
The Boy Who Cried Ghost edit
- Donald: [grabs Dewey by the beak] Dewey! Oh, why'd you… [squawks furiously]
- Louie: [angrily] We're stuck in the middle of nowhere and it's all your fault!
I.O.U. a U.F.O. edit
- Huey: U.F.O. almost lands on your head and you want proof?!
- Louie: You're the one who believes this stuff!
- Daisy: What's on your mind, Dewey?
- Dewey: [disappointed] Doesn't matter if you're from Earth, Mars, or Planet Glum. You gotta build space ships out of something. Metal, wood, solidified nose hairs, I don't know, but something solid! And these aren't. Oh, man, whatever.
- Dewey: A projector? It's a projector?! [angrily] I'VE BEEN RIPPED OFF!
Gator Aid edit
None Like it Hot edit
Ducky Dearest edit
Transmission: Impossible edit
Nosy Neighbors edit
Hit the Road, Backwater Jack edit
Cat & Louse edit
Hero Today, Don Tomorrow edit
Captain Donald edit
Stunt Double or Nothing edit
Feats of Clay edit
Cast edit
- Jeannie Elias — Huey Duck
- Pamela Segall Adlon — Dewey Duck
- E.G. Daily — Louie Duck
- Tony Anselmo — Donald Duck
- Kath Souice - Daisy Duck