Pam Ayres

Pam Ayres, MBE (born 14 March 1947) is an English poet, comedian, songwriter and presenter of humorous poetry.

Sourced

The Wonderbra

• I bought myself a Wonderbra
  For fourteen ninety nine,
  It looked so good on the model girl's chest,
  And I hoped it would on mine,
  I took it from the packaging
  And when I tried it on,
  The Wonderbra restored to me
  All I believed had gone.

In Favour Of Pushing Your Car Over A Cliff And Buying A Bike...

• I am a mighty Garage,
  On the corner of the Square,
  And it is all my pleasure,
  To provide a quick repair,
  Or I can do your service,
  In the blinking of an eye,
  I wouldn't say it's thorough,
  But it'll get you by.

Oh No, I've Got A Cold

• I am sitting on the sofa.
  By the fire and staying in.
  Me head is free of comfort
  And me nose is free of skin
  Me friends have run for cover,
  They have left me pale and sick
  With me pockets full of tissues
  And me nostrils full of Vick.

External links

• www.pamayres.com (Official website)
• The Wonderbra Song - an example of Pam's poetry
• Several more examples of Pam Ayres' poetry (Note: this page has an embedded music file).
• Interview with Woman's World (archived)