Norman Hunter (author)
- Professor Branestawm, like all great men, had simple tastes. He wore simple trousers with two simple legs. His coat was simply fastened with safety pins because the buttons had simply fallen off...
Ch 1. "The Professor Invents a Machine" The Incredible Adventures of Professor Branestawm, 1933
- Pulpit. A Yorkshireman's instruction to pound something to paste.
Professor Branestawm's Dictionary, Puffin, 1973