Moetan

Moetan (もえたん) is an anime produced by Bandai Visual and based on the series of English language study aid published by SansaiBooks in Japan.

Magical Teacher [01]

Ah-kun: Where am I?

Ink Nijihara: The duck talked!

Ah-kun: What? Where? Where? For real? What are you talking about? There is no duck in sight.

[She shows him a mirror]

Ah-kun: Ah, a duck. A duck?!

[He faints]

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Ah-kun: What's your name?

Ink Nijihara: Ink Nijihara.

Ah-kun: What a strange name …

Ink Nijihara: Huh?!

Ah-kun: My name is Arks Sheldart Elbyas.

I Don't Need a Rival [02]

Sumi Kuroi: It's all your fault. This time I'll accept your challenge as a rival.

[She stumbles and falls over]

Ink Nijihara: Are you all right, Sumi-chan?

Sumi Kuroi: Remember this!

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Ink Nijihara: So what'll happen after collecting all these points?

Ah-kun: I can return to the magic kingdom.

Ink Nijihara: What? Really?!

Ah-kun: Yes. So work hard for my sake.

Ink Nijihara: I get the feeling I'm being manipulated …

Ah-kun: Don't think too much about the details. Here, I bought you a cake. Eat it!

Ink Nijihara: Thanks!

Great Scare Tactics [03]

Nao-kun: [describing Ink] She is … you know, she is … very short. She's already a high school student, so why is she so short?

Magical Teacher Pastel Ink: W-well, that's …

Nao-kun: Speaking of which, you're pretty short too.

Magical Teacher Pastel Ink: I'm just fine the way I am!

The Idol Within Time [04]

Ink Nijihara: This is Alice-chan, and this is her hit single, "English Words for Love".

Ah-kun: "English Words for Love"? That's a pretty outdated title for a song.

Ink Nijihara: It's got an 80's feel to it, right? Not that I'd know much about the 80's.

A Little Memory [05]

Ink Nijihara: Interrogative sentences usually begin with the same why-question. You can find them here. See, isn't this fun?

[Little Sumi starts crying]

Ink Nijihara: Sumi-chan?

Little Sumi Kuroi: I don't get English!

Ah-kun: [reprimanding] You can't teach a child such complicated material!

The First Date [06]

Nao-kun: [in Ink's dream] It makes me very happy to be with you like this. The blue sky … the beautiful you … this meaningless duck … and me!

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Ruriko: Do I make myself clear, Ojou-sama? You are stupid enough as it is. But if you don't learn to study, you'll magnify your idiocy, and turn into a mega … no, giga … no, more than that … a tera-class, high-capacity idiot!

Sumi Kuroi: Ehh?! Really?

Ruriko: Yes, it's the truth.

The Targeted School Festival [07]

Alice Shiratori: I'll cut to the chase. Arks, I'm here to test you! I want to see you reveal your true nature!

Ah-kun: My true nature?!

Ink Nijihara: Isn't he a true pervert?

Ah-kun: Shut up!

Trouble [08]

Rina Tanaka: Remi! The truth is … the truth is … I … there is a reason why … I was wearing makeup.

Remi Suzuki: It's okay, you don't have to tell me. Everyone has a secret or two.

Rina Tanaka: Remi …

Remi Suzuki: It's all right, our friendship won't fail just because of that.

Rina Tanaka: Remi!

Remi Suzuki: I'm sorry that I asked something weird.

Rina Tanaka: [embraces her] Remi!

Remi Suzuki: Rina. Rina …

Rina Tanaka: [crying] You are … you are … such a good friend!

Remi Suzuki: Rina …

Rina Tanaka: Look at this … this …

[She points at a zit]

Remi Suzuki: Acne?

Rina Tanaka: This is embarrassing for me, but … actually, even after I took care of the acne, it wouldn't go away.

Remi Suzuki: So you tried to hide it with makeup?

The Wind... Flows [09]

Sumi Kuroi: [thinking] I just rang the doorbell. What should I do? What should I do?

Ink Nijihara: [comes outside] Huh? Sumi-chan, what's wrong?

Sumi Kuroi: Uh, you see … it's nothing!

Ink Nijihara: Huh?

Sumi Kuroi: This is … uh … a ding-dong ditch!

Ink Nijihara: A ding-dong ditch?

Sumi Kuroi: Th-that's right! It's just a impulsive prank!

Ink Nijihara: [smiles] I see, it's a prank.

Forbidden Time [10]

Ah-kun: Ink, something terrible has happened!

Ka-kun: The Magical Kingdom is collapsing!

Ink Nijihara: Wait. What are you talking about all of a sudden?

Ah-kun: The truth is …

[He whispers "gunja gunja gunja gunja" in her ear, Ink is shocked]

Ah-kun: That's why you have to lend us your power!

Ink Nijihara: Okay, but … I don't know what "gunja gunja" means.

Don't Give Up, Examinee! [11]

Sumi Kuroi: It's obvious looking at your face that you're worried about something. Talk to me.

[Ink says nothing]

Sumi Kuroi: Don't give me that! I'm telling you to talk to me!

Ink Nijihara: But …

Sumi Kuroi: Geez … how irritating! Ahem. We are … uh … "friends", right?

Ink Nijihara: Eh? What?

Sumi Kuroi: [exasperated] I said we are … "friends" …

Ink Nijihara: Uh … I can't hear you.

Sumi Kuroi: [angry] I said that we are friends!

Skip [12]

Pen-san: We are your opponents.

Muni-san: We'll join, too.

Dandy: Ah! They are …

Mio Tezuka: What is it?

Dandy: Pen-san and Muni-san, who appeared in the original. But since the anime staff thought that Ah-kun was enough, these characters were left out!

Mio Tezuka: Oh, so they are useless characters …

Dandy: Leave them to me!

[He performs a Dandy King Blaster]

Pen-san and Muni-san: [burning up] We finally appeared and it's already over?

The Supreme Ruler at the End of the Century [13]

Ka-kun: I'm your opponent!

Mio Tezuka: Ah! Ka-kun!

Alice Shiratori: He's a different Ka-kun from this world.

Ka-kun: Here I come!

[He transforms into Karks]

Mio Tezuka: [swoons] He's unexpectedly cool!