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Michael (1996 film)

1996 film directed by Nora Ephron

Michael is a 1996 film about the Archangel Michael, who is sent to Earth to do various tasks, including mending some wounded hearts.

I'm not that kind of angel.
Directed by Nora Ephron. Written by Nora Ephron, Delia Ephron, Pete Dexter, and Jim Quinlan.
He's an angel... Not a saint.

Michael edit

  • I'm not that kind of angel.
  • Battle!
    • As he prepares to confront a bull in a field.
  • No injuries, 6360 battles.
  • Remember Sparky, no matter what they say, you can never have too much sugar.
  • The miles will fly and your children won't cry, if you play car bingo.
  • Whatever they say, you can never have too much of earth.

Dorothy Winters edit

  • It's cookies! He smells like cookies — and the smell gets stronger when he's in heat.

Dialogue edit

Huey Driscoll: Can I just pull on your wings to see how they're attached?
Michael: Why don't you pull on your pecker to see how it's attached?
Pansy Milbank: Hey. Language.
Frank Quinlan: An angel that says "pecker."
Pansy Milbank: Language.
Michael: You know, I invented marriage
Pansy Milbank: Oh really?
Michael: Yep. All these people were milling around, trying to get together, everything was in chaos so I told 'em, "Have a ceremony".
Michael: Remember what John and Paul said.
Frank Quinlan: The apostles?
Michael: No, The Beatles. "All you need is love."
Frank Quinlan: Bring him back.
Michael: That's not my area.
Frank Quinlan: Would someone please tell me what his area is? Don't give me that "that's not my area" stuff. BRING HIM BACK.

Cast edit

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