Melonpool is a webcomic by Steve Troop.
- Mayberry Melonpool
- "To the time machine!"
- as Dr. McCoy: "I'm a doctor, not a fictional country town!"
- Ralph Zinobop
- "It smelled like democracy..."
- "Never send an android to do a Melotian's job."
- Ralphie Zinobop
- discussing Star Wars II: "Quick! Tell him about the clones!"
- Sam T. Dogg
- "There's nothing less conspicuous than six aliens pulling a 108-foot mallard out of a tarpit at the crack of dawn..."
- Jalea: "Eek! He's got a gun!"
- Roberta: "That's not a gun, that's the Dup-o-Matic!"
- Fauntelroy shoots them
- "Jaberta":: "...or the Fuse-o-Matic..."