Man with a Plan
television series
Man with a Plan (2016–2020) is an American sitcom aired on CBS. On May 6, 2020, CBS cancelled the series after four seasons. The series finale aired on June 11, 2020.
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Season 1
editPilot [1.01]
edit- Andi: Okay munchkins, family meeting. Daddy and I have some exciting news.
- Adam: That's right. So, Katie, put your phone away. Emme, don't pick your nose. Teddy, buddy, stop touching yourself.
- Teddy: I wasn't.
- Adam: You had both hands in your pants, moving around down there like you're making origami.
- Andi: No hands in pants, all right? Let's make it family motto. So, along with being over and school starting back up tomorrow, there's another chance happening in the family. I just got the official word and... I'm going back to work.
- Adam: Yay!
- Kate, Teddy and Emme: Yay!
- Emme: What's your job?
- Andi: It's the same job I had before you guys were born. I worked at a hospital, checking people's blood to find out what's making them sick.
- Teddy: So you're a doctor?
- Adam: (laughing) No. She's not a doctor. But it's very important work.
- Andi: Anyway, Daddy's be taking you to school, picking you up, watching you until I get home, stuff like that.
- Adam: Yeah, since I'm a contractor, I'm my own boss, so, I can work my schedule around you guys.
- Andi: Look, all you guys need to know is, Daddy's in charge now.
- Adam: That's right.
- Teddy: Yeah!
- Adam: Aw, bring it in.
- Emme: I love you, Daddy.
- Adam: Oh, you guys. We're have so much fun.
- Emme: Can we get a puppy?
- Adam: Sure
- Andi: No!
- Adam: No...
- Teddy: Well, which is it?
- Adam: Ask your mother. Not now. Do it later, when I'm not around.
- Kate: Love you, Daddy.
- Adam: See? Katie thinks I'm doing great already.
- Andi: You can't trust a 13-year-old girl. She all whacked out on hormones.
- Adam: Hormones?
- Andi: Mm
- Adam: My mom had those. She had to wear a patch just to keep from ripping our faces off.
- Andi: I can't believe I'm doing this. I'm so excited. And guilty. And happy. And worried.
- Adam: You know, they make a patch for that, too. Will you relax? Look I got this. Me and the kids have a blast together. I'm Daddy fun times.
- Andi: Yeah, that's true. And I'll always be home in time for dinner.
- Adam: Yeah.
- Andi: I mean, it... it's not like I'm a doctor.
- Adam: Come on, honey, this was always the plan when Emme started school full-time. Remember? Plus, we're gonna need the extra money for college. Based on their ability to flush a toilet, I'm not seeing scholarships.
- Andi: You're right, it's fine because you are a great dad.
- Adam: Oh...
- Andi: And it means so much to me, you stepping up like this.
- Adam: Oh, well, I'm happy to do it.
- Andi: Mmm...
- Adam: And I'm not looking for any kind of reward. Unless... you were thinking about something, in which case, who am I to say no?
- Andi: Don't worry. You're gonna get the reward.
- Adam: We're talking about the same thing, right?
- Andi: You'll find out tonight.
External links
edit- Man with a Plan quotes at the Internet Movie Database