Madea Goes to Jail
2009 film directed by Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail is a 2009 film released by Lionsgate and Tyler Perry Studios. The film is produced, written and directed by Tyler Perry, who plays Madea, Joe and Brian.
Dialogue
edit- Judge Mablean: There's nothin you can do. She's going to jail this time!
- Brian: [unsure] I don't know about that.
- Judge Mablean: And why not?
- Linda: Apparently your Honor, our officers forgot to mirandize her.
- Madea: I was waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in there ! I was waiting for her. That's right. Ain't nobody miranda me, Miranda wasn't even in the room.
- [The forklift tips over the red vehicle as it was carelessly dropped to the ground as everyone gasps, clamors, and guffaws; the woman looks in total shock with her mouth gaped open as Madea, on the other hand, laughs in a mocking and a scornful way. However, the woman throws a hissy fit like a spoiled 6-year-old.]
- Woman: [Takes her phone out and dials a number] My husband is a police officer, and he's on his way right now!
- [Madea exits the forklift and makes a run for her car]
- Madea: I ain't scared of no po-po. Call the po-po, ho! Call the po-po! [slides off her hood and opens the driver door]
- Brown: You look bad. You look like you've been doing hard time.
- Madea: [smokes] If you come up to me, I'ma cut 'er.
- Cora: You did?
- Madea: Yeah. That's what I did. They got womens up here with danglers, and I cut her right off.
