Madea's Family Reunion

Madea's Family Reunion (2006) is a film adaptation of the acclaimed stage production written by Tyler Perry and sequel Diary of a Mad Black Woman. It was written and directed by Perry and features him playing several characters, including Mabel "Madea" Simmons.

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Madea

It ain't what people call you, it's what you answer to.
All my life I had to fight... I luz hahpo, But I kill him dead fo' I let him beat me!
You don't know me, I'm from the old school honey. I will beat the hell outta' you first and ask questions later!
Lil' girl, if you don't stop POPPIN' THAT GUM-!
You don't know me! I'm a thug! I'm a real thug! I shot Tupac! That's right, we was arguin' over a parking space. I didn't kill him though, that wasn't me!
I'll take the prison for 200 Alex
[after being told by the girl i don't like you ether old lady] she trying to get me the electric chair all ready.
I only go to church for weddings and funerals. I wonder what i'm going for today?
Love is stronger than any other addiction, baby. Hell, it is one.
STOP THAT FIGHTING I SAY!!!!!
Well this is hot GEORGIAA..Not PARIS.. so we don't wear Dressin..