Looking for Group
fantasy-based webcomic
Looking for Group is a fantasy-themed webcomic written by Ryan Sohmer and drawn by Lar DeSouza. The Comic follows the quest of Cale, Richard, Krunch and Benny, as well as their companions.
Issue I
edit- Richard: Instead of helping an aged dwarf woman across a road, you should be shooting her in the face with arrows until it stops being funny.
- Richard: I am Richard, Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the Thirteen Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the undead, and the mayor of a little village up the coast. Very scenic during spring time. You should visit sometime.
- Richard: Listen, like I told your captain, that orphanage attacked me.
- Richard: Grr? I'm just acting out because I don't get to kill anyone.
- Richard: Bad news Cale, I'm afraid that your position as my closest and dearest companion is being replaced by the fellow who just tackled a dragon.
- Richard:Behold! I have discovered the fork of truth, who would dare oppose me now?
Issue II
edit- Richard: No idea what he is talking about, but I respect his attitude and willingness to kill.
- Krunch: I'm being defended by a girl who frequently regurgitated on me not very long ago.
- Benny: I look forward to your incontinence, old cow.
- Page 50
- Richard: Killing means never having to say you're sorry.
Issue III
edit- Archmage: The sun rises,
- The griffins call,
- The day has come,
- Kethenecia must fall.
- Page 75
- Richard: Attack him. The winner gets to be my pet for all eternity...or until I find something with larger teeth. And a fork.
- Richard: Quite the dilemma. We kill the child and we return to our time. Or we torture then kill the child, and we return to our time. Decisions, decisions.
Issue IV
edit- Richard: I was just going to look. With fire. And lightning. And reanimated chipmunks. And raccoons. On fire.
- Richard: Rejoice. For very bad things are about to happen.
- Richard: Cale? I noticed someone submitted a note into the suggestion box. "We should kill all the survivors and take their shoes." It's signed anonymously. We'll never know who wrote it. I wrote it.
Issue V
edit- Richard: 'Battlemage' is about as impressive a title as Lord of the Dance.
- Richard: I'm adding Lord of the Dance to my titles.
- Ray'd: I didn't expect to find you in the middle of a battle. Was the library closed?
Issue VI
edit- Richard: If the glove does fit, I definitely killed it.
- Richard: Objection!
- Judge: On what grounds?
- Richard: I wish to stab him.
- Page 154
Issue VII
edit- Cale: Did I just go fwoosh?
- Richard: Your life isn't important, Cale. Focus on what's at stake. Am I going to be okay?
Issue VIII
edit- Cale: I asked you to scout ahead of the army, Richard.
- Richard: And I asked the bunny. So who are you really angry with? I think it's yourself. Or maybe the bunny.
- Page 222
- Benny: They sing well.
- Richard: The trick is to kill one of them when they miss a note.
- Page 223
Issue IX
edit- Richard: The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless. For everything else, there's fwoosh.
- Richard: It's time for me to stop all this adventuring. I need to settle down. Find a farm, a family. Then slaughter them all and find a new farm and family.
- Cale: A red sun rises. Blood has been spilled this night.
- Richard: (Standing in the middle of a bloody pile of bodies) I couldn't sleep.
- Page 288
