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Leprechaun 2

1994 film by Rodman Flender

Leprechaun 2 is a 1994 American horror slasher film, sequel to 1993 film Leprechaun, about the homicidal Leprechaun who goes on a killing rampage on a couple in Los Angeles in search of his beloved pot of gold. It was followed by 1995 sequel film Leprechaun 3.

Directed by Rodman Flender and written by Mark Jones, Turi Meyer and Alfredo Septién.
This time, luck has nothing to do with it!

The Leprechaun

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  • She sneezes once, she sneezes twice, she'll be me bride when she sneezes thrice.
  • I'm going to have to make a few alterations, but afterward you should be able to bear a full litter.
  • The only whiskey is Irish whiskey!
  • Scream as you may! Scream as you might! If you try to escape, you'll be dead on this night.
  • [Drunkenly] Pour all you want, pour all you can, you won't beat me, 'cause I'm a Lepre- CAN... hmph... cahn...
  • Kiss me, I'm Irish!
  • A leprechaun's home has many surprises.
  • We'll have to make some changes to your face as well. 'Tis a fair face, but the wee ones won't suckle if you don't look like them. They can be very demanding at times. Many changes. Many changes.
  • Now you've done it, you've welched on a Leprechaun!
  • Was it as good for you as it was for me?
  • You may think this line is getting old, but believe me son, I want me gold!
  • [Showing Bridgette the skeleton of William O'Day] A little family reunion. You have his cheek bones.
  • A curse be placed upon your seed, William O'Day. You may have saved your daughter, but on me next thousandth birthday, I'll stalk your fairest offspring and claim her as me bride! [Laughs] Happy St. Patrick's Day.
  • Cry as you may, cry as you might; its going to be one hell of a wedding night.
  • [Disguised as Bridgette, laughing hysterically] You lose!
  • [The Leprechaun manifests a topless Bridget in front of Ian] A vision before you appears to be true. But a leprechaun's magic fools humans like you.
  • A thousand years ago, a man stopped me from taking me bride! I'll not let it happen again!
  • I'm not an elf and I'm not a dwarf. I'm a leprechaun.

Cody

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  • Sure, walk away! I understand. If hearing the actual sound of Jayne Mansfield's head being severed from her body is too intense for you, well then, you know, more power to ya.
  • [Bumps into African-American Leprechaun when entering the men's room] Watch it, nosebleed!

Morty

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  • Nothing tastes as good as a free pizza. Now if I could only figure out how to get free beer.
  • Didn't anybody ever tell you not to drink and levitate?

African-American Leprechaun

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  • Yo man, want me gold?

Dialogue

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Waiter: Just pay up and get out of here.
Leprechaun: So it's me gold you be wanting?
Waiter: Gold Card, Visa, Master, I'd prefer cash, but maybe you're a little short. [Laughs hysterically] Aw, you kill me!
Leprechaun: Now there's an idea!
Bridget: How did you know it wasn't me you gave the coin to before?
Cody: He kisses differently than you.
Cody: You can't drive the tour.
Morty: Why not?
Cody: Because you're plastered!
Morty: What difference does that make? Now, never forget rule number one.
Cody: I know, never turn down a paying customer.
Morty: I may be a little loose, but I am not so far gone that I would turn away a packed hearse. [Drunkenly tries to exit the bathroom, but walks into a toilet] Of course, there's always rule number two.
Cody: Which is?
Morty: Never kill a paying customer.
Cody: You should've been an actor.
Morty: There's no money in it.
Morty: They found this dead kid at Bridgette's, she's missing, everybody says you did it.
Cody: Me? That's crazy!
Morty: That's what I told the cops, now what the hell happened?
Cody: A leprechaun did it.
Morty: Maybe I should call the cops.
Morty: I probably should've kept you away from all this supernatural stuff.
Cody: He dropped a rack of pots on my head.
Morty: Oh, well now I'm convinced.
Cody: [An angry woman chases Cody's tour bus away from her house] Oh by the way, that was the final resting place of Bela Lugosi.
Tourist: Then who the hell was that?
Cody: Um, his stepdaughter Stella Lugosi.
The Leprechaun: What do you think of your bridal chamber?
Bridget: It... it's awful!
The Leprechaun: I know it lacks a woman's touch, but you'll change that.
Leprechaun: Do you wish me out of the safe?
Morty: Yes, goddammit! I wish you out of the safe! Where the hell are you?
The Leprechaun: You'll have to open the door. It's wrought iron. Remember? Didn't you read the book?
Morty: [Dying] Help me.
The Leprechaun: Love to, friend, but you're all out of wishes. [Cruelly chuckles]
Morty: I should've returned that book to the library five years ago! I don't know what you saw, but leprechauns don't exist!
The Leprechaun: What's that ya say? Leprechauns don't exist?
Cody: Everything is a scam to you, isn't it?
Morty: Damn right.
The Leprechaun: It's the seventeenth of March. The feast of St. Patrick.
William O'Day: And your birthday.
The Leprechaun: 'Tis a special birthday for a leprechaun. I'm one thousand years old. Tonight, I can claim me bride.
Morty: Okay so you found a gold coin and it looks like the one in this book. It's probably worth some cash. But this leprechaun stuff...
Cody: Listen, it says "Leprechauns are devious creatures. They live for trickery, even get pleasure out of it".
Morty: Cody, if you were taking some dope you would tell me, right?

Cast

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See also

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