Legend of the Boneknapper Dragon
2010 film directed by John Puglisi
Legend of the Boneknapper Dragon is a 2010 animated short film by DreamWorks Animation that is a sequel to the feature film, How to Train Your Dragon.
Dialogue
edit- Stoick: Gobber, for the last time, there is no such thing as a...
- Gobber: Boneknapper?
- [The crowd groans, "Boneknapper...?"]
- Tuffnut: Oh ho! [beat] What-napper?
- Gobber: A disgusting, foul beast, wearing a coat of stolen bones, like a giant, flying skeleton.
- Fishlegs: Ooh ooh! The dragon manual says that the Boneknapper willl stop at nothing to find the perfect bone to build its coat of armor. It's awesome!
- Hiccup: [sees Gobber going down to his ship with his sheep, Phil, to find the Boneknapper] I can't let him go by himself. [to his friends] All right, Vikings, grab your shields!
- Teens: Yes!
- Snotlout: There's no way I'm getting on a boat to go after a fake dragon.
- [scene cuts to show Snotlout rowing a boat the next day with everyone else]
- Gobber: The Boneknapper has no roar at all. That's why he's terrifying. He's a silent killer.
- Ruffnut: Wait. So if we don't hear anything, we're dead?
- [Everyone looks around the boat nervously.]
- Tuffnut: I don't hear anything.
- [Phil bleats and everyone jumps.]
- Gobber: Ha ha ha! Good one, Phil!
- Ruffnut: [as their boat sinks] Ugh. Now we're stuck in the middle of nowhere, and no one even knows where we are.
- Fishlegs: Um, except the Boneknapper. Legend says its roar can s...
- Snotlout: [interrupting] Hey, you know what legend also says? Stop talking!
- Fishlegs: Uh, Gobber? Are you sure this is safe?
- Gobber: Ah, safety's overrated.
- [Gobber, in his flashback story, has been pinned by the Boneknapper at the edge of a cliff]
- Gobber: [voice-over] I did what any brave Viking would have done... [high-pitched] Help! [voice-over] The gods must have heard my prayer... it was Thor! He tossed a mighty thunderbolt... [the bolt hits the ground below the cliff] Oh! You missed!
- Thor: Wait for it...
- Gobber: [voiceover] Then, from the center of the earth, blasted forth... the hammerhead yak riding the hammerhead whale!
- Hammerhead Yak: Deploy the yak.
- [after Gobber outlines his plan for trapping the Boneknapper]
- Snotlout: [aside] It's sad when they get old.
- [as everyone argues, Fishlegs sees the Boneknapper land behind them]
- Fishlegs: Um, guys? GUYS!
- Everyone: WHAT?
- [The Boneknapper hisses.]
- Hiccup: It's right behind us, isn't it?
- [Taking cover from the Boneknapper's flames]
- Snotlout: [rapidly, to himself] Find a happy place, find a happy place...
- Snotlout: You expect us to believe that a frozen Viking punched you in the face?
- Gobber: Yeah! Twice!
- Hiccup: Hey, it could happen.
- Gobber: All right, you've got me. Make it fast.
- [the Boneknapper touches Gobber, then his pants fall down, the Viking teens looks away in disgust]
- Hiccup: That's gonna give me nightmares.
- Astrid: Well, at least we have a ride home.
- Tuffnut: [sitting on the tail of the Boneknapper] This tailbone is hurting my tailbone!
- [last lines]
- Gobber: I think Stoick will believe me now, eh?
Cast
edit- Jay Baruchel as Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III
- Gerard Butler as Stoick the Vast
- Craig Ferguson as Gobber the Belch
- America Ferrera as Astrid Hofferson
- Jonah Hill as Snotlout Jorgenson
- Christopher Mintz-Plasse as Fishlegs Ingerman
- T. J. Miller as Tuffnut Thorston
- Kristen Wiig as Ruffnut Thorston
- John DiMaggio as Gobber's Father
- Kevin Michael Richardson as Thor
