Kickin' It

Kickin' It is an American comedy television series created by Jim O'Doherty that aired on Disney XD from June 13, 2011 to March 25, 2015.

Season 1

Wasabi Warriors [1.01]

Jack : How you doing? It's my first day. What would you recommend?

Marge : Not this stuff. I don't know what half of it is

Kim : All right, that was almost cool. I'm Kim

Jack : I'm Jack. I'm new

Kim : Yeah, I can tell. You still have the new-guy smell. Um, can I have my apple back?

Jack : Oh, sorry. Well, maybe I'll see you around Kim

Kim : Maybe you will

Eddie : Hey new kid

Jerry : Uh, what are you doing Eddie? We save the seat for cheerleaders, prom queens and supermodels

Jack : Well, I'm Jack. So how do you guys know each other?

Milton : We're friends. We do karate together after school

Jerry : We don't just do karate, Milton. These fists are registered weapons. In fact, I've already gotten a few calls about joining the navy seals

Eddie : Navy seals? You're afraid of baby seals

Milton : Gah!

Jerry : That's awesome. That kid from the Black Dragon dojo just whaled with you -- Not cool, man. Not cool

Jack : Aren't you gonna do anything? Wait, I thought you guys knew karate

Milton : Yes, we do. But they know it better

Jack : It's cool. I got this

Milton : Why did we learn his name? Now I'm gonna miss him

Jack : Hey, I like your outfits. You guys cheerleaders?

Frank : No. Well, Brian used to be. So, you've got a problem or something?

Jack : I didn't come over here to fight, man. Okay you probably shouldn't have done that

Milton : That was the most incredible thing I've ever seen in my life, and I've been to the ice capades.

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