Kelly Osbourne

British singer and actress

Kelly Michelle Lee Osbourne (born 27 October 1984 in London, England) is a British singer and actress. She is the daughter of Ozzy Osbourne and Sharon Osbourne, and the sister of Jack Osbourne.

Kelly Osbourne in 2009


  • Jack, stop telling people you're Ozzy Osbourne's son to get into places, you're a fucking loser!
  • You haven't done anything, its your fucking daughter. I just got a call --when I'm in Tiffany-- from some woman telling me how I should prepare my vagina for my gynecologist appointment tomorrow. She booked me a fucking gynecologist appointment!
  • Yeah, that's what I was wondering!! Who the fuck is Will Rogers?
  • You don't go to someone's father, "I don't like the redness in your hair". It's fucking rude. I would never go to her father, "Oh, I don't like the baldness, maybe you should get a fucking tupee.
  • You're not driving my car anymore Mum, I'm sorry.
  • Mom, I have something to tell you. My thong, is so far up my crack right now.
  • My teeth, my car, my vagina, my business.
  • I don't really care what people think about my hair. It's my hair, so why should they care? Ooh, that rhymed.
  • She's pissing in the bottle....just like she shit in Dad's bag of weed in Hawaii.
  • Jack, you have like serious anger management issues.


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