K-9 (TV series)

K-9 (2009–2010) is a British/Australian comedy/adventure series focusing on the adventures of the robot dog K-9 from the show Doctor Who and his experiences in London in 2050.

Season 1

Regeneration [1.1]

Starkey: You again. Jorjie, isn't it? What do you want?

Jorjie: Same as you. To make a difference.

Starkey: I've told you before. "Stark Reality" works alone.

Jorjie: Fine. What about plain old Starkey, then? He's not a lone wolf, is he?

Starkey: How'd you get my real name?

Jorjie: Hacked your criminal activity file. I admire your work. I want to help.

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Starkey: [to the Jixen] Whatever you are, I'm sure we can work this out like reasonable human- [catches himself] -aliens.

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[K9 has just self-destructed and destroyed the Jixen.]

Jorjie: We was being our friend, Starkey. He destroyed the creatures.

Starkey: And himself. For us. He protected us.

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[K9 has just regenerated.]

K9: G'day, mates. Bonjour. [continues in various languages]

Gryffen: That's extraordinary.

K9: Hello. Howdy. Hello. [repeats "hello" in several different voices]

Jorjie: He's going to fire again!

Starkey: No, he's not. Good dog. Heel, boy! Heel!

K9: This unit does not appreciate the term "dog," "boy," or "heel." Regeneration unity log indicates you saved it from damage.

Starkey: What are you?

K9: What am I? My name is...K9. I do not know when or where I am. Commencing orientation protocols. Flying! [starts to fly] Left! Right! Up! And away we go!

Hound of the Korven [1.25]

K9: [counting down until self-destruct] 7...6...5...4...

Starkey: Stay!

K9: [pauses] Sorry, young master. I've managed to reroute my circuits. I'm in control of them again.

Darius: Wish I could say the same about mine.

K9: I have overridden the program. Imminent explosion averted. This unit is no longer being used by the Korven. [suddenly starts again] 4...3...2...1... [pauses] Bang.

Starkey: K9, tell me that wasn't a joke.

K9: Very well, young master. That wasn't a joke.

[Jixen laughs]

Darius: You can laugh?

Jixen: Of course! Jixen are famous for their sense of hunger!

The Eclipse of the Korven [1.26]

Inspector Thorne: We've developed a weapon. A super-soldier created from the DNA of every species we've encountered. Jixen, Anubian, Meron, you name it.

K9: And implanted with my regeneration tech. This unit would like it back, please.

Inspector Thorne: But it's a small contribution to the weapon that would save this planet.

K9: A weapon that cannot possibly work.

Inspector Thorne: Well his cloaking tech seems to work. He's been in this room all along.

K9: So he is the huge, invisible pile of DNA in the corner, then.

Inspector Thorne: How could you detect him?

K9: I'm K9.

Inspector Thorne: Meet Project Trojan!

[Project Trojan, a massive monster, appears out of thin air.]

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Gryffen: Stay safe! [quietly] I'm rather fond of you all.

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Jorjie: Do you remember what Gryffen said before we left about being fond?

Starkey: Yeah.

[The two go in for a kiss]

CCPC: Oi! You two! Invading each other's personal space!

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Gryffen: [frantically calling for help] Starkey, come in. Darius, please! Jorjie! Jean, come in! ...I can't let my planet be destroyed.

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Gryffen: [on video] This is Professor Alistair Gryffen. My friends are in terrible danger. I'm unable to contact a single one. I believe...I'm their only hope of survival...and...perhaps that of the entire human race. Me. Agoraphobic, reclusive shut-in. So if you're watching this, it means that I didn't just sit here in this house doing nothing as I have done for so long. It means that Alistair Gryffen finally stood up and did something. Today, I don't just sit where I am. I hit the bottom, and there's nowhere to go but up. [in real life, looking out the front door] And out.

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Thorne: Gryffen would never terminate the STM. Without it, he'd never see his precious family again. What were their names again?

Gryffen: [angrily] You want to know their names?! Their names were Eleanor, Mina, and Jacob!

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[as K9 dies]

Darius: You're the coolest thing that ever happened to me.

Jorjie: Remember all the times I tried to teach you how to have fun? I've had a lifetime of fun since I met you. [starting to cry] I'll never forget you.

Starkey: You're right, K9. You're not a dog. You're my best friend. You used to think I was brave. You've shown me what it's like to be fearless. I'm gonna miss you, mate.

K9: Yes...young master. [powers down]

Starkey: You're a good dog.

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[after K9 regenerates, final words of the season]

Starkey: So, we're back in business, K9?

K9: Affirmative, young master! Affirmative!!

Cast

• John Leeson - K-9
• Keegan Joyce - Starkey
• Robert Moloney - Professor Alistair Gryffen
• Philippa Coulthard - Jorjie Turner
• Daniel Webber - Darius Pike

External links

• K-9 quotes at the Internet Movie Database