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- He's a two-faced, cutthroat, dirt-dumb, chickenshit, slimy little bastard... with a bright future in politics.
- Attorney Robbie Flak speaking of the (fictional) Governor of Texas, The Confession, Ch. 12 (2010)
- My name became a brand, and I'd love to say that was the plan from the start. But the only plan was to keep writing books.
- Interview, Guardian, Friday 25 November 2011