Janusz Korwin-Mikke

Polish far-right politician and publicist (born 1942)

Janusz Korwin-Mikke (born 27 October 1942) is a Polish politician, leader of conservative liberal Liberty party. European Union MP and Polish MP.

Janusz Korwin-Mikke in 2007


  • Democracy means that if this man, you, and I will be trapped on an island, we having a majority of votes will decide that you have to sleep with us. That's the Democracy. And with 2/3 votes we can even put that in the constitution.
    • source: speech during a meeting in the R. Barbosa High School
  • The average intelligence quotient of Australian aborigines is more or less equal to a child with Down syndrome, and no one thinks to do abortions on Aborigines.
    • source: Meeting of the Sejm, 07.05.2020
  • A monkey is a much better voter than a socialist. Statistically speaking, if we assume that there are two options to choose from: the "A" and the "B" - the monkey is voting randomly, so its wrong 50% of the time. The socialist, however - is always wrong.
    • source: blog, 7 November 2008
  • A jump from the sixth floor is definitely more harmful than taking heroin, yet we don't forbid building sixth floors.
    • Polish: Skok z szóstego piętra jest z całą pewnością bardziej szkodliwy niż zażywanie heroiny, aczkolwiek nie zakazujemy budowy szóstych pięter.
    • Source: drug legalization debate, 13 November 2007.
  • I support the protection of life from conception to natural death. But a natural death for a murderer is a death on the gallows.
  • When in an organism there are cancer cells, they have to be removed, not helped because they're "so young" and "so creative".
    • source: blog, 29 August 2007
  • The difference between Europe and USA is that in USA they keep the Reds in reservations, and we in parliaments.
    • source: blog, 9 February 2007
  • The purpose of road traffic is speed, not safety.
    • source: Program III PR, 10 November 2006
  • A scientist who writes for a grant has to write subpar papers - so that the grant giver will understand what the paper is about.
    • source: blog, 8 February 2007
  • The socialist is not a human, but an animal, because a human differs from an animal in this that he has moral values, and the Reds (socialists), as their program states, they disobey them.
    • source: blog, 28 June 2007
  • Socialists believe otherwise - a man is not competent enough to make decision should he use seatbelt, should he buy insurance, and the same man is competent enough to elect president and government.
    • source: interview in Tok FM radio
  • Socialism destroys everywhere one thing - diversity. Everything is supposed to be best, and as we know, best things are always in shortage. I remind once more that for the socialists "best" is what they consider "best" for us, and not what we like.
    • source: feuilleton Zsiadłe mleko, Angora nr 24, 1998
  • The world is not ruled by those who have money, but those who have dreams
  • Saying you are a patriot is not enough - you have to be one.
  • Nobody is safe of his life, property and health when the parliament deliberates.
  • [Conservatism is] a fight for keeping these qualities that made us move unceasingly.
  • If the car drives in the wrong direction better fuel won't help.
  • Socialists try to convince us that the tea becomes sweet not because of sugar, but because of mixing.
  • I am for joining a free trade zone. The European Union is not such zone, but a zone of raging bureaucracy which stears every hectolitre of wine, and every tone of beef.
  • We are not for making shoes, so shoemakers can have jobs, but so we can have shoes.
  • The sleep of reason encourages the elections.
  • Justice is to social justice like a chair to an electric chair.
  • It is the nature of the pig, that if there's nothing to stop her from stepping into abreuvoir - then it will. Nothing will stop bureaucracy from continuing to serve us "good" and protecting us from "evil" - if we'll let them do that.
    • source: blog, 29 April 2009
  • Politicians that proclaim big words without meaning rule in democracy. At best they allow themselves to discover that it's better to be rich and healthy than sick and poor and that it is necessary to care for 'good of Poland" - clap clap, hurricane of clapping.
    • source: blog, 12 April 2009
  • Fight to preserve these traits of civilization, that made us go forward.
    • source: Asked about sense of conservatism, blog, 6 March 2008
  • Currently we breed cowards and snitches. Whored society of sons of whores!
    • source: blog, 4 November 2010
  • I suspect in Lenin's works there's everything, if you search well.
    • source: magazine Magazyn Trybuny, 20 April 2002
  • Paleontologists do not have to search for famous "missing link" from which humans supposedly came, and current great apes. This link is simply the socialist - because he has both monkey genes.
    • source: magazine Najwyższy Czas!, 3 January 2008
  • Every fascist state like Germany, France, or modern Poland takes away citizen's right to self-defense. Fascist Americans such as Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton want to take arms away from American society.
    • source: tvn24.pl, 5 July 2008
  • Building of European Commission would be perfect for a brothel.
    • source: gazeta.pl, 5 May 2014
  • Fascism is not [only] squads of the SA or the Blackshirts marching on the streets. Fascism is officials, in uniforms ordering what is capitalist supposed to do with "his" factory, and how he should father "his" children and occasionally - how many Jews (or anti-Semites) should be sent to Auschwitz.
    • source: blog, 9 May 2008
  • Before I was nine years old, I had been a socialist. When young, everyone is a socialist; later he becomes smarter.
    • essay "Przepisy celne, ale ulgowe" (Customs regulations, but reduced) in Angora (21, 1998)
  • I've had no sexual education, but I have six children.
    • source: Presidential Debate at the Warsaw University. Riposte to the words of Kornel Morawiecki, who said that sex education should be introduced to schools. source
  • [Women] Inferior? Superior! I am sexist, of course.
  • But please remember, that in 1991 in the w:Sejm [lower chamber of polish parliament] I didn't demand the abolishment of Special Economic Zones. I demanded the creation of a single Special Economic Zone - which would encompass the whole country!
    • Polish: Proszę jednak pamiętać, że ja w 1991 roku w Sejmie nie domagałem się likwidacji SSE. Ja domagałem się utworzenia jednej SSE – obejmującej CAŁY obszar Polski!
    • Source: blog, 7 April 2010
  • Under Hitler or Stalin a Góral [Tatra-highlander] could choose to produce oscypek [smoked cheese] however he preferred. Nowadays the EU official is watching him.
    • Polish: Nawet za Hitlera czy Stalina, góral mógł sobie robić oscypki, jakie chciał, a dzisiaj stoi nad nim urzędnik unijny.
    • source: Blog of the autor, 21 March 2009
  • Let's be straight, anarchist demanding state-sponsored welfare would be akin to a Catholic demanding right to rape the Mary, mother of Jesus.
    • Polish: Powiedzmy sobie jasno, anarchista, który by się domagał zasiłków socjalnych od państwa to jest to samo, co katolik, który by się domagał prawa do zgwałcenia Matki Boskiej.
    • source: 2020 interview

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