It's Pony

It's Pony is a British-American animated television series created by Ant Blades on Nickelodeon. The show is storyboarded, designed, and animated by Blue-Zoo Animation.

Pony on the 6th floor
Pony in the bathroom
Pony in the kitchen
Pony on the school bus

Pony, Pony, Pony
He's a funny-loving pony
Never going slowly
When you've got a pony
You'll never feel lonely

Pony, Pony, Pony
George: Pony!
It's Pony, Pony, Pony
Pony, Pony, Pony
It's Pony!
Annie: Pony.

Seasons

1

2

Shorts

Coffee Run

Annie Bramley: It's Pony.

Pony: [high pitch] Shorts!

Helen Bramley: Don't worry, we're still alive.

George Bramley: We're just out of coffee.

Annie: Phew. We'll go and get you some more. Won't we, Pony?

Pony: Why are we getting Mom and Dad coffee?

Annie: They never get us coffee. They need it to wake up. They're like zombies without coffee.

Annie: We brought you some coffee.

Helen: It's okay. We're awake now.

Paper Chase

Annie: It's Pony.

Pony: [holding...] Shorts!

Annie: Where'd you get those?

George: Pony! Ugh, not my toothbrush! [grunting] Get out of the bathroom!

Pony: I just don't know how to please that man.

Annie: Maybe make him breakfast. That's what Mom does instead of apologizing.

Pony: Dad, I'm making you breakfast!

George: No, you're not.

Pony: Yes, I am.

George: Don't you dare.

Pony: He dared me. Now I have to do it.

Annie: There, finished.

Pony: What is it?

Annie: My homework for Monday.

Pony: It's only Friday.

Annie: It means it frees up the whole weekend.

Annie: I had to guess a few things, like the title of the homework, the subject of the homework... Even if we have homework for Monday.

Pony: Well, the front cover looks very good.

Annie: The whole thing is very good. It's the tale of a clever and beautiful tween, and her champion stallion.

Pony: You really captured my essence.

Pony: What were you trying to tell me?

Annie: I was just trying to say "thank you".

Pony: For what?

Annie: For giving me my homework.

Pony: Aw, Annie, that was ages ago.

Annie: Yeah, I know.

Pony: See you after school, then.

Annie: See you later, Pony.

Pony: And I'll stay out of trouble.

Annie: [chuckles] Yeah, okay.

[car alarm blaring]

Brian: Hey, Annie, you hear the news? No homework for Monday. [laughs] Whoo-hoo!

[Annie sighs]

Hold My Spot

Annie: Where is he?

Pony: It's Pony! Shorts…

Annie: I love my boots and all, but nothing beats a pair of genuine Leave-on Chiffon sneakers.

Pony: Unless it's a genuine Leave-On Chiffon neck brace.

Screen Time

Annie: It's Pony... shorts.

Pony: Uh, I think I need another pair.

Clara Bornstein: [clearing throat] Hi, Annie.

Annie: Hey, Clara. Sorry, in late.

Clara: So what'd you get for #2?

Annie: X = 134.

Clara: Oh, I got "X = 189".

Annie: Okay, well, let's figure it out.

Pony: Whoo-hoo!

Clara: What's Pony doing?

Annie: Oh, he found some springs in the dumpster. Now he thinks he's a kangaroo or something. Just ignore him. Anyway, I got 134 by– AAH! Pony, can you–? Ah! (Ow!)

[Clara hangs up.]

Brian: [logs in] First, yes! [Heston logs in] Heston, it's just me and you, dude, the bros, guys in the house. What do you wanna talk about?

Clara: [logs in] Hi, guys.

Brian: [disappointed] Oh, hi, Clara.

Beatrice: [logs in] Of course he's gonna bite if you hold him like that. Hi, everyone. Where's Annie?

Clara: Hospital, probably. Last time I saw her, Pony totally wrecked her.

Brian: I saw Pony release a wild animal on her.

Heston: I saw him flooding the place. It was insane.

Clara: I don't know how she deals with it.

Beatrice: OMG! Are you crazy? I would love to have a pony. He is so adorable.

Brian: Better her than me.

Heston: A glutton for punishment.

Annie: Oh, hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. What were you talking about?

Clara, Heston, and Brian: Nothing.

Beatrice: Pony.

Annie: Huh? (Oh, well.)

Clara: So… looks pretty quiet in there.

Annie: Yeah, Pony's not here. I told him I had to do this homework, so he went to visit a friend.

Brian: Uh… what friend, o-one of his friends or one of yours?

Annie: Hmm. Well, he didn't say.

Clara: Think, Annie. Where could he be going? It's important. My family's hosting a big fundraising lunch.

Annie: Well, (before he left,) he did say he was hungry.

Clara: [panicked] Hungry? Really? Then he knows! Everybody out! Move it! Pack it up! Go, go, go! Everyone to the safe house! (I'll call you back!) [signs off]

Brian: Clara really freaked out. And as Hero Horse says, "Don't freak out."

Annie: Oh, yeah, Brian, I-I told Pony about that limited edition collectible.

Brian: W-what, you did?

Annie: Of course, he said he can't wait to see it.

Brian: He said that? Got to do something, be right back! I-I'll just be a minute. Just putting this somewhere safe.

Annie: Guys, can you all just stop panicking? Look, can we just… Heston, did you leave home?

Heston: Uh, no. Just another one of my awesome computer backgrounds. Definitely not hiding my new computer from Pony.

Annie: Wow, that's a very realistic one. It looks like you're in an alley.

Heston: [laughs] Why would I go to an alley to hide my new computer from Pony?

Beatrice: Who are those guys?

Heston: Oh, those guys? Th-th-they come with the background.

Beatrice: Hmm… He didn't go to Clara's, he didn't go to Brian's, he didn't go to Heston's. That must mean... [gasps] It's happening! I gotta go now, Annie! Signing out, bye!

Annie: Um, Beatrice, I'm still here.

Beatrice: What? Uh, no, nothing to see here. Go! [signs off for real]

Annie: Pony!

Pony: Hi, Annie. Question - what's Heston's favorite ice cream, is it chocolate mint or mint chocolate chip?

Annie: Where are you? Didn't you say you were visiting a friend?

Pony: Yeah. I met my friend, Guessepi's ice cream stand. I got us all ice cream.

Annie: Aw, that's so sweet. I bet everyone wishes they had a pony.

Pony: Well… I better go deliver this to Clara, Brian, Heston, and Beatrice.

Annie: You may wanna skip Beatrice. (How about you give one of them to Fred or Gerry instead? Long story.)