Infinity Train (shorts)

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Infinity Train: The Train Documentaries, also dubbed as Infinity Train (Minisodes) are 10 shorts that were released between October 18 and November 15, 2019 on the Cartoon Network website.

The Train Documentaries

The Green Car [1.1]

Glad-One: Train documentary number one howdy-ho passengers! Welcome aboard me llamo One-

Sad-One: [moves in front of the camera he's holding] One.

Glad-One: To get you acquainted with your short to indefinite stay here I'm conducting a documentary video series about the Train. [snickers] Get it? Because because I'm the conductor again! Isn't that weird.

Tiny Wizard Car [1.2]

Glad-One: We continue our tour of the train in The Tiny Wizard Car! I almost died in here once [whispers] so it's important to use your six-inch voice.

The Kaiju Car [1.3]

Glad-One: That cloud kind of looks like a pretzel. Isn't that funny a pretzel-shaped cloud? [hysterical laughter]

Sad-One: It's inside or twisted up in knots just like me.

The Tech Support Car [1.4]

Sad-One: Let's ask that guy. Excuse me I have some abstract philosophical concepts I need explained.

Randall: Oh of course sir give me one moment to answer this call. Thank you for calling Randall's! Home of the Train famous donut holer. Press 1 for support press- Oh, well, that's actually the only service we offer so please press 1.

The Snow Car [1.5]

Glad-One: Now I remember! I was trapped here for 33 years! [laughs] But I never forget a boring old rock. Well if you find your way here it'll probably go much better for you.

The Hill Car [1.6]

Glad-One: It turns out in this car birds don't want your autograph, they just don't like littering, which is reasonable.

The Movie Theater Car [1.7]

Sad-One: Entertainment is used to subdue the masses.

Glad-One: I wonder what could be playing here! A swashbuckling adventure, a meet-cute rom-com?

Sad-One: I hope it's one of those dystopian films where an unassuming but unique teen has to overthrow a brutal dictatorship.

The Cross-Eyed Ducks Car [1.8]

Glad-One: If there weren't so many ducks here, you'd be able to see a beautiful hand-carved fountain: great for bathing and drinking.

Sad-One: Disgusting, but efficient.

The Minecart Car [1.9]

Glad-One: The train is like a box of chocolates. Each car contains a different filling, from the creamy spearmint of the Green Car, to the feathery mouth texture of the Cross-Eyed Ducks Car.

The Wedding Cake Car [1.10]

Glad-One: This train provides challenges, but there won't be hard for you passengers if you're properly prepared!

Sad-One: [off-screen] Just like the lovely couple that sunk into metaphorical marital failure.

Glad-One: You don't know how long you'll be here, and you're gonna need a lot of energy in the form of snacks personal.

Sad-One: [camera towards self] Personal growth can be exhausting.

Cast

Jeremy Crutchley – Glad-One
Owen Dennis – Sad-One