I Love You, Man
2009 American film by John Hamburg
I Love You, Man is a 2009 American comedy film about a friendless man who goes on a series of man-dates to find a Best Man for his wedding. But when his insta-bond with his new B.F.F. puts a strain on his relationship with his fiancée, can the trio learn to live happily ever after?
- Directed by John Hamburg. Written by John Hamburg and Larry Levin.
Are You Man Enough To Say It? taglines
Peter Klaven
edit- Totally... Totes McGotes.
- Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon! Slappa de bass mon!
Sydney Fife
edit- Trying is having the intention to fail. You've got to scrap that word from your vocab. Say you're gonna do it and you will.
- Zooey, you are about to marry one of the most honest, kind and fun-loving people I've ever had the honor of knowing. The Pistol is a pleasure giver that's for sure. So beautiful Zooey, give it back. Yeah? [winks] Return the favor. And if you do, I guarantee that you will have a beautiful and pleasure filled union.
Other
edit- Doug: Hi Peter, I saw your billboards, they're spectacular. I'm sorry for calling you a whore. Best of luck with Sydney, if you're not still together... you can Facebook me.
Dialogue
edit- Joyce Klaven: Peter always connected better with women.
- Zooey: You know, I can see that because he is a great boyfriend.
- Peter: Thank you fiancee.
- Oswald Klaven: Also, you got to understand, Zooey, Peter matured sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when he was twelve-years-old, kid had a bush like a forty-year-old Serbian.
- Peter: Oh come on!
- Zooey: Good to know.
- Oswald: Kid had a Speedo full of Brillo.
- Peter: So what do I do? How do I make friends?
- Robbie: If you see a cool-looking guy, strike up a conversation and ask him on a man date.
- Peter: A what?
- Robbie: A man date.
- Peter: Okay.
- Robbie: You know what I mean?
- Peter: No.
- Robbie: By that I mean casual lunch or after-work drinks, okay? No dinner and no movies. You're not taking these boys to see The Devil Wears Prada.
- Peter: Ohhhh, God I love that movie. [Robbie gives him a look] No, I won't.
- Peter: I'm Peter Klaven, I'm the realtor.
- Sydney: Hey, check out these two. That guy needs to fart.
- Peter: He does seem to be clenching.
- Sydney: Watch the leg. Boom!
- Peter: He farted in my open house.
- Sydney: He sure did. Look at him, crop dusting across your open house.
- Man In Open House: [after trying to discreetly fart at an open house] I like it, but I'm not sure about the space...I'm thinking it might be a little bit small.
- Sydney: Totally, and it smells like fart. Make sure you roll down the windows on the way home, sweetheart.
- Sydney: [on phone] Just meet me at Muscle Beach in like...I don't know...half an hour?
- Peter: Muscle Beach. Half an hour. I will see you there or I will see you on another time.
- Sydney: That was very confusing. I don't know if you're gonna come or not.
- Peter: No, I'll be there. I'll be there.
- Sydney: [laughing] Alright I'll see you then, buddy.
- Peter: Alright. Laters on the menjay. [Hangs up] What did I just say?
- Sydney: Society tells us we're civilized, but the truth is we are animals. Sometimes we just have to let it out. Try it.
- Peter: Blaaah!
- Sydney: Good. Now gently remove your tampon and try again.
- Sydney: You get home safe, Pistol.
- Peter: You got it, Joben.
- Sydney: I'm sorry, what?
- Peter: Er...nothing.
- Sydney: No, what did you say?
- Peter: Nah, I don't know. You nicknamed me Pistol, and I just called you..."Joben". It means nothing. I don't...I'm drunk, I'm gonna call a cab.
- Sydney: Wait, you jerked off to a picture of your own girlfriend? You - that - wow, that is sick! Oh my God, what is wrong with you?
- Peter: What's wrong with that?
- Sydney: Pedro, there is so much wrong - I don't even know where to begin...That is sick, man!
- Doug: I just wish I could take back that kiss...
- Sydney: Woah!
- Doug: ...because now I know it was the taste of betrayal.
- Peter: It wasn't the taste of betrayal!
- Doug: It was the taste of betrayal.
- Peter: It wasn't the ta...
- Doug: It was the taste of betrayal...you fucking whore!
- [Storms off]
- Peter: I can actually explain that.
- Sydney: I would love to hear that!
- Peter: Look man, you told my fiancée she needs to give me blowies, in front of my whole family. Alright? You owe me.
- Sydney: You make a valid point.
- Peter: Hey Mel? Do you have any plans on June 30th?
- Mel: I'm 89 years old, what the fuck kind of plans would I have?
- Peter: I love you, man.
- Sydney: I love you, too, bud.
- Peter: I love you, dude.
- Sydney: I love you, Bro Montana.
- Peter: I love you, Holmes.
- Sydney: I love you, Broseph Goebbels.
- Peter: I love you, muchacha.
- Sydney: I love you, Tycho Brohe.
Taglines
edit- Are You Man Enough To Say It?
- He needed a best man...he got the worst.
Cast
edit- Paul Rudd - Peter Klaven
- Jason Segel - Sydney Fife
- Rashida Jones - Zooey Rice
- Sarah Burns - Hailey
- Jaime Pressly - Denise McLean
- Jon Favreau - Barry McLean
- Jane Curtin - Joyce Klaven
- J.K. Simmons - Oswald Klaven
- Andy Samberg - Robbie Klaven
- Josh Cooke - Alan
- Rob Huebel - Tevin Downey
- Thomas Lennon - Doug Evans
- Murray Gershenz - Mel Stein
- Lou Ferrigno - Himself
- Aziz Ansari - Eugene
- Nick Kroll - Larry
- Mather Zickel - Gil
- Murray Gershenz - Mel
- Joe Lo Truglio - Lonnie
- Jay Chandrasekhar - Barry's friend
- David Krumholtz - Sydney's friend
- Carla Gallo - Zooey's friend
- Larry Wilmore - Minister
External links
edit- I Love You, Man quotes at the Internet Movie Database