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Hobbs & Shaw

2019 film directed by David Leitch

Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw (also known simply as Hobbs & Shaw) is a 2019 American action film about the unlikely pairing of Luke Hobbs and Deckard Shaw who team up to battle a cybernetically-enhanced terrorist (Elba) threatening the world with a deadly virus. It is a spin-off of the Fast & Furious franchise.

Directed by David Leitch. Written by Chris Morgan and Drew Pearce.
Nothing is stronger than family. (taglines)

Luke Hobbs

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  • I'm what you call an ice-cold can of whoop-ass.

Deckard Shaw

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  • I'm what you might call a champagne problem.

Brixton

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  • I'm indeed the future of the planet. I'm the necessary shot to the system. I am human evolutionary change. Bulletproof. Black Superman.

Dialogue

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Deckard Shaw: This job requires stealth. Look at you. I mean granted, it's not your fault. But you're too obvious.
Luke Hobbs: I'm trying to save the world, which, for the record, will be my fourth time. 'Cause I'm really good at it.
[Brixton nabs Hattie and he and his thugs scale down the skyscraper. Hobbs and Shaw decide to chase after them through ropes]
Luke Hobbs: On my three.
Deckard Shaw: Sure.
Hobbs: One, two, three!
[Hobbs jumps and grabs his rope, but realizes that Shaw doesn't do the same.]
Deckard Shaw: No one tells me what to do!
[Shaw waves at Hobbs and takes the elevator, engaging the emergency release to drop him faster than Hobbs. Hobbs then jumps and knocks out a thug by sending him crashing head-first to the elevator window]
Luke Hobbs: [muffled] **** you!
Luke Hobbs: Pick a door.
Deckard Shaw: [thumbs at the door behind him] One right there.
Luke Hobbs: No. That's my door.
Deckard Shaw: What's wrong with you? [Shaw picks his door and opens it, revealing eight thugs inside] I made a mistake. This is your door.
Luke Hobbs: Oh, no. No backsies. What's the matter? You got a lot of bad guys behind that door?
Deckard Shaw: Watch this, you might learn something.
[Shaw fights off the thugs behind his door. Hobbs opens his door and sees a 7-foot thug in front of him. The thug throws around his monkeywrench, but Hobbs knocks him out with one punch. Hobbs grabs the thug and shoves his face against the facial recognition pad]
Computer: Enter corresponding match.
[Shaw takes the last thug in his room and shoves his face against the facial recognition pad]
Computer: Access denied.
[Hobbs starts doing exercises as Shaw tries again]
Computer: Access denied.
[Shaw tries again]
Computer: Access denied.
[Hobbs shrugs as Shaw lets go of the thug and tries another thug against the facial recognition pad]
Computer: Access denied.
[Shaw tries the other thugs but gets denied access again and again and then tries the thug at the other end of the room against the facial recognition pad]
Computer: Access granted.
[Hobbs and Shaw are on a stealth jet]
Deckard Shaw: On my three! One...
[Hobbs suddenly ejects Shaw]
Deckard Shaw: AHHHHHHHHHH!!! You asshole!
Luke Hobbs: Ha ha ha ha! No one tells me what to do! Whoo! All right, you see the look on his face? You have no idea how long I've been waiting to do that.
[Shaw opens his parachute and gives Hobbs the double finger]
Luke Hobbs: You wanna tell me just what the hell we're dealing with here?
Deckard Shaw: It's my sister. Family business!
Hobbs: When it's the fate of the world, it becomes my business.
[Brixton has Hobbs and Shaw chained to an electric torture device]
Brixton: Shock will kill a man in three. Do you remember that Deck?
Deckard Shaw: Yeah, I remember a lot of things from back then.
Brixton: I reckon you’ve only got four shocks in you boys.
Luke Hobbs: Yeah? I think we can take five.
Brixton: Five? Well, all right. [gives them one shock]
Shaw: You had to open your big mouth, didn’t you?
Hobbs: I... I thought it was a cool thing to say in the moment.
Luke Hobbs: We need to get off the grid.
Hattie Shaw: Where? We're wanted all over the world, and Brixton won't stop.
Hobbs: I know a place. It's the last place on Earth I wanna go... Home.
[in Samoa, Hobbs tries to appeal to his brother Luke to help him repair Andreiko's virus extraction device, but Jonah wants nothing to do with him, even when Shaw pleads as well]
Jonah Hobbs: You don't know me, I don't know you. Okay? Time for you all to go. Take your machine with you. Go! Now! Soles.. [the brothers move on them]
Sefina Hobbs: [stands up] Jonah Hobbs! E'suia! [the brothers bow down] You have some respect for your uso. If he needs anything, we're gonna give it to him. The food off our tables, the clothes off our backs.... Even the mana of the islands. [points to the men] And you boys... All you boys... You show our guests here, fa'a alo alo, or so help me God... [takes slipper] I'm gonna take this here slipper... and I'm gonna sasa your big fat heads! You boys hear me?
Luke: I'm sorry to bring this here, Mama.
Sefina: Luke, this is your home. We Samoans. We can handle troubles.
Sefina Hobbs: My baby's come home!
Luke Hobbs: I'm sorry to bring trouble here, Mama, but I need my brothers. This family is going to war. We're gonna need cars... and guns. [opens the armory to find traditional Samoan spears and handheld weapons] Mama, where's all our guns?
Sefina: I get rid of them.
Deckard Shaw: Very noble, Mrs. Hobbs. [whispers to Hattie] We're in serious trouble.
Hattie Shaw: That's an understatement.
Sefina: These guns, they kill all our family, bring shame on our house. So I get rid of them. 'Cause no take one real man for pull one trigger.
Luke: All right, we're going to war with the family heirlooms... We're gonna need a lot more.[grabs a spiked club] Let's get old-school.
Hattie: We're never gonna survive their firepower.
Deckard: It doesn't take a real man to pull a trigger, but for Eteon, it does take an activation chip.

Cast

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Taglines

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  • Nothing is stronger than family.
  • An unlikely alliance just became likely when a villain threatens humanity.
  • Saving the world is easy, but working together is going to be a real pain in the ass.
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