Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is a reality television program on TLC that features beauty pageant participant Alana Thompson (Honey Boo Boo), along with her mother June Shannon, father Mike Thompson and her three older sisters.

Season 1

This Is My Crazy Family [1.01]

Mama: Our hair has always been washed in the kitchen sink.

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Mama: Please, women that are of voluptuous size, put some clothes on. All that vajiggle jaggle is not beautimous.

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Jessica: My mother has told me in the past that if you fart 12 to 15 times a day you can lose a lot of weight, so I think I'm gonna lose a lot of weight because I'm gonna fart a lot.

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Honey Boo Boo: My mama weighs the most in my family because she's fat. True.

Gonna Be a Glitz Pig [1.02]

Honey Boo Boo: We're gonna make it a girl pig, so he's gonna be a little gay.

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Honey Boo Boo: Picking your nose is not ladylike because it's not pretty and it's nasty.

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Mama: I know some of it is close to expiring, or maybe like fell off the back of a truck but pshhhh, it's cheap.

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Mama: It's called a "biscuit" because it looks like a biscuit, ya know, it opens up and ummm...

She Oooo'd Herself [1.03]

"'Honey Boo Boo"': The weigh-in went well cuz Jessica's no longer fat.

"'Jessica"': Thank you, Alana.

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"'Honey Boo Boo"': We put Glitzy on the table and she oooo'd herself.

What Is a Door Nut? [1.05]

Honey Boo Boo:But Glitzy's gonna be my good luck charm.

A Bunch of Wedgies [1.06]

Chubbette: I don't like being fat.

Ah-choo! [1.09]

Honey Boo Boo: My mama better stick to couponin' and stay away from the makeup table.

It Is What It Is [1.10]

Mama: It's so hot out here, I'm sweatin' like a whore in church. I mean it's like.. Man, I'm takin' a bath in my own sweat.

Honey Boo Boo I'm. Not. Having. Fun. Climbing. Up. These. Stupid. Steps.

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Honey Boo Boo: I look like a blueberry in my swimsuit.

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Chickadee: Ow! I'm havin' a contraction. And it hurts.

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Honey Boo Boo: Baby Kaitlyn arrived on the biscuit express.

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Honey Boo Boo: I wish I had a extra finger, then I could grab more cheese balls.

Honey Boo Boo: Ain't nothin' wrong with bein' a little gay. Everybody's a little gay.

Cast

• Alana Thompson (Honey Boo Boo)
• June Shannon (Mama)
• Jessica Shannon (Chubbette)
• Anna Shannon (Chickadee)
• Lauryn Shannon (Pumpkin)
• Mike Thompson (Sugar Bear)

External links

• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo quotes at the Internet Movie Database
• Honey Boo Boo Video Interviews