Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

Season 1Edit

This Is My Crazy Family [1.01]Edit

Mama: Our hair has always been washed in the kitchen sink with dirty soap.

Mama: Please, women that are of volumptuous size, put some clothes on. All that vajiggle jaggle is not beautimous.

Jessica: My mother has told me in the past that if you fart 12 to 15 times a day you can lose a lot of weight, so I think I'm gonna lose a lot of weight because I'm gonna fart a lot.

Honey Boo Boo: My mama weighs the most in my family because she's fat. True.

Gonna Be a Glitz Pig [1.02]Edit

Honey Boo Boo: We're gonna make it a girl pig, so he's gonna be a little gay.

Honey Boo Boo: Picking your nose is not ladylike because it's not pretty and it's nasty.

Mama: I know some of it is close to expiring, or maybe like fell off the back of a truck but pshhhh, it's cheap.

Mama: It's called a "biscuit" because it looks like a biscuit, ya know, it opens up and ummm...

She Oooo'd Herself [1.03]Edit

"'Honey Boo Boo"': The weigh-in went well cuz Jessica's no longer fat.
"'Jessica"': Thank you, Alana.

"'Honey Boo Boo"': We put Glitzy on the table and she oooo'd herself.

I'm Sassified [1.04]Edit

What Is a Door Nut? [1.05]Edit

Honey Boo Boo:But Merryn's gonna be my good luck charm.

A Bunch of Wedgies [1.06]Edit

Chubbette: I don't like being fat.

Shh! It's a Wig [1.07]Edit

Time for a Sketti! [1.08]Edit

Ah-choo! [1.09]Edit

Honey Boo Boo: My mama better stick to couponin' and stay away from the makeup table.

It Is What It Is [1.10]Edit

Mama: It's so hot out here, I'm sweatin' like a whore in church. I mean it's like.. Man, I'm takin' a bath in my own sweat.
Honey Boo Boo I'm. Not. Having. Fun. Climbing. Up. These. Stupid. Steps.

Honey Boo Boo: I look like a blueberry in my swimsuit.

Chickadee: Ow! I'm havin' a contraction. And it hurts.

Honey Boo Boo: Baby Kaitlyn arrived on the biscuit express.

Honey Boo Boo: I wish I had a extra finger, then I could grab more cheese balls.
Honey Boo Boo: Ain't nothin' wrong with bein' a little gay. Everybody's a little gay.

CastEdit

  • Alana Thompson (Honey Boo Boo)
  • June Shannon (Mama)
  • Jessica Shannon (Chubbette)
  • Anna Shannon (Chickadee)
  • Lauryn Shannon (Pumpkin)
  • Mike Thompson (Sugar Bear)

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