Guinevere Jones

television series

Guinevere Jones (2002) is a children's television show created by Elizabeth Stewart. It revolves around the adventures of the title character as she uses magic to fight evil, while at the same time dealing with problems and difficulties of high school.

Season 1


Episode 1.1: Hard Rain

[6th Century Camelot: Guinevere is confronted and threatened by Morgana and then saved by Merlin]
Morgana: You cannot run away from me.
Guinevere: How dare you threaten the Queen.
Morgana: Queen? For how long? Once your precious Arthur learns what you've done, you will help me find the crystal.
Guinevere: Never!
Merlin: Enough of your trickery, Morgana!
Guinevere: Merlin, I have failed you.
Morgana: Your time is over, old man. I am not done with you, girl. I will have the crystal, if it takes a thousand years.

[Gwen and Tasha meet Merlin]
Gwen: Look, I don't believe in magic.
Merlin: Well then, at last, I have your attention.
Tasha: Who are you?
Merlin: I am Merlin, of course. And you are?
Tasha: Uh, Tasha.
Merlin: She is your servant?
Gwen: What?
Merlin: This Tasha, she is your servant?
Gwen: No she's... no.
Merlin: Guinevere, must we go through this with every lifetime?
Gwen: My name's Gwen.
Merlin: At least it's close this time.
Gwen: What?
Merlin: Your name. You've had quite a few since you were Guinevere. Mari, Svetlana, Fujiko, of course they were just your human reincarnations.
Tasha: Are you saying she's...?
Merlin: Yes, that explains it.
Tasha: Explains what?
Merlin: Your dim-wittedness of course! Your soul is in it's mere infancy. Your's on the other hand is one of the Ancients. You were first born in a time of great magic. Magic is your birthright and your destiny.
Tasha: Are you dead?
Merlin: Do I look dead?
Tasha: I was just asking!
Merlin: I am projecting myself here from my own time, through means beyond your comprehension!
Tasha: Try me!
Gwen: Stop it! This isn't happening! [Gwen runs away]
Merlin: Guinevere!

Episode 1.2: Psyched

[Karen Jones is possessed by a Demon]
Karen Jones: Evil is a river running through time.

Episode 1.3: That Old Black Magic

[Merlin training Gwen]
Merlin: Concentrate. Focus. Concentrate your mind. It is simply a matter of who has the greater will.
Gwen: It's a stone. Stones don't have will.

[Gwen, Tasha and Morgana talking]
Morgana: Hot blood and lack of sense. It was Guinevere's downfall, and because of her... Arthur's downfall too.
Gwen: What are you talking about?
Morgana: Care to translate?
Tasha: Guinevere. She cheated on King Arthur with Lancelot. After that, everything went to pieces. Camelot tainted big time.
Morgana: She made it so easy. I barely had to do more than put Lancelot in her path.
Tasha: You put a spell on them?
Morgana: To destroy Merlin, I had to first destroy Arthur.
Gwen: But, you didn't destroy Merlin.
Morgana: You will bend to my will, just as she did.

Episode 1.5: Weird Sisters

[The new English teacher, Patrick O'Leary, has arrived at the drama club and sees Wind, Fire, and Reine]
Patrick O'Leary: So you must be fire, wind, and rain.

Episode 1.6: Dybbukkin

[Josh is distracting Reine so Gwen can erase her memory]
Josh: I wouldn't go out with you if you were the last girl on Earth.

Season 2


Episode 2.6: Easy Money

[Money has just been stolen from the "New Sage Shop"]
Detective Perkins: The facts don't lie

[Katie, trying to exonerate Gwen]
Katie Dawson: The facts don't lie.

[Gwen, when finding who has been framing her]
Gwen: Sometimes, the facts do lie.

[Gwen and Reine have just fought each other]
Reine Davidson: You're just jealous that someone else has powers.
Gwen: It just bugs me that you have power.

Episode 2.8: Bloodlines

[In the ARC, Reine has just entered]
Reine: Ooh, hot times. A loser convention.
Tasha: Ooh, the loser convention's over there. And look, I think you're late.

Episode 2.13: Rebellion

[During the final battle with Reine/Morgana]
Gwen: Gadowain! I never thought I'd be happy to see you.
Gadowain: Likewise I'm sure, Goldilocks.

[Gwen and Merlin talk before she returns to her time]
Gwen: When I go back, will I remember what happened?
Merlin: Yes. The older the soul, the greater the ability to comprehend the multiplicity of reality. What are you doing?
Gwen: Just checking out the multiplicity of reality. Morgana. Is she dead?
Merlin: She is still alive here in my time, and still a threat. But mortal once again, thanks to you. Of course, had you not disobeyed me and come after the crystal, the future wouldn't have been altered in the first place.
Gwen: Oh excuse me, I came back to your time to save you from Morgana.
Merlin: Thank you very kindly. I was quite capable of managing Morgana myself.
Gwen: You were a block of ice.
Merlin: A block...(laughs) of... ice?
Gwen: (laughs)
Merlin: Well, it's time for you to go back, where you are most needed.
Gwen: Merlin, you have the crystal. Why not just use it and become immortal and fight evil yourself?
Merlin: Gwen, you had the crystal. Why didn't you use it for yourself?
Gwen: Because, it would have been wrong.
Merlin: Verily. The cycle of death and rebirth is Nature's way. And only the very foolish or very arrogant would tamper with it, at the world's peril.
Gwen: Will I still see you?
Merlin: I will always be here for you. For as long as my time here on Earth allows.

[Gwen has just found out that O'Leary is her father]
Gwen: Wait. So, what do I call you? Dad?
O'Leary: Sticks in the throat, doesn't it? Maybe one day you'll be proud to call me that. As proud as I am of you. Look after yourself, Gwen.




[Said in order, every opening credit scene]
Merlin: We all have many lifetimes. We first met when you were Arthur's queen. Your destiny is magic, Guinevere. Your task is to fight evil.
Gwen: I told you, my name is Gwen.
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