Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (film)

2000 film by Phil Roman

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer is a a 2000 animated Christmas movie in which a boy's grandmother is accidentally run over by Santa's reindeer and mysteriously disappears afterwards, leading their antagonistic cousin to profit from the fallout.

Directed by Phil Roman. Written by Jim Fisher and Jim Staahl.

Dialogue edit

Jake: [seeing the new inflatable Christmas tree] But our family always goes out and gets a real tree.
Daphne: Don't you want to save the forest? Nobody gets a tree anymore, it's not cool.

Grandpa Spankenheimer: We make enough money.
Cousin Mel: Enough? Enough is never enough.

Cousin Mel: In case you haven't noticed, Frank, your son suffers a dreaded affliction.
Frank: What affliction?
Cousin Mel: The Santa-Claus-is-real syndrome. He shows all the signs. Making lists to Santa, checking them twice, good behavior, falling asleep before midnight, I figure he gets it from his grandmother.

Jake: You saw it, didn't you, Grandpa?
Grandpa Spankenheimer: I'm sorry, did you say something? I was too busy watching Grandma get hit by Santa's sleigh. What a sight, sleigh comes out of nowhere, Grandma takes a header into the snowbank, sleigh vanishes, like the Ghost of Christmas Past.
Cousin Mel: And that's what's known as an advanced case of Santa-Claus-is-real syndrome.
Cousin Mel: All you have to do is sign.
Grandpa Spankenheimer: Sing?
Cousin Mel: No, sign.
Grandpa Spankenheimer: Fine.
Cousin Mel: So sign.
Grandpa Spankenheimer: I'd rather sing.

Jake: Who are you?
I.M. Slime: Cousin Mel's attorney, I.M. Slime.
Jake: You said it, not me.

Frank: Here it is, the last of Grandma's fruitcakes.
Rita: Is it still good? Did she use preservatives?
Frank: Preservatives? It's a fruitcake.

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