Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories

Salvatore LeoneEdit

  • Just because I think everybody hates me, doesn't mean they don't.

Richard GoblinEdit

  • I would rather eat the contents of my toilet bowl, after a fat man with hemorrhoids who ate curry, than eat the shit most Americans serve.


Chatterbox caller: That guy was talking about eating people. If you knew what was in our food, you would never eat again!
Lazlow: Like what?
Chatterbox caller: Like honey. Do you know what honey is? It's bee shit! Why would you spread feces on toast?

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