- Just because I think everybody hates me, doesn't mean they don't.
- I would rather eat the contents of my toilet bowl, after a fat man with hemorrhoids who ate curry, than eat the shit most Americans serve.
- Chatterbox caller: That guy was talking about eating people. If you knew what was in our food, you would never eat again!
- Lazlow: Like what?
- Chatterbox caller: Like honey. Do you know what honey is? It's bee shit! Why would you spread feces on toast?
Last modified on 8 February 2010, at 02:40