Sgt. Shaved BallsEdit
- [seeing a man and a woman kissing] Holy Phallus! What are they DOING down there?
Capt. B. DickEdit
- Kneel down, and prepare to receive the holy gay nigger seed!
- Capt. B. Dick: I know you're afraid ArmInAss, but my son- this is just step on the long road to becoming a GayNigger.
- Capt. B. Dick: It started when you're father gave birth to you... and who knows, maybe after this mission, you'll get the sign of the brown ring- :and can truly call yourself a GayNigger.
- Capt. B. Dick: And that's what you've been preparing for since you went to GayAgent School.
- ArmInAss: You really think so sir?
- The Gay Ambassador: Wow! What do you think of my new body?
- Capt. B. Dick: Yes, very attractive.
- ArmInAss: [shouts] You look like a...dream!
- Coco P. Dalbert - ArmInAss
- Sammy Saloman - Capt. B. Dick
- Gerald F. Hail - D. Ildo
- Gbartokai Dakinah - Sgt. Shaved Balls
- Konrad Fields - Mr. Schwul
- Johnny Conny - Black Gay Ambassador
- Tony Thomas - White Gay Ambassador