Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties

Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties is a 2006 theatrical sequel to the 2004 live-action/computer-animated feature film Garfield: The Movie. It features Bill Murray as the voice of Garfield and Tim Curry as the voice of Prince.


  • [holds up lasagna plate] Please, sir, may I have some more?


Jon: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Garfield, what are you doing?
Garfield: I'm security, pal. Just protecting you from myself.
Jon: Garfield, you've caused enough trouble today. Now you have food, water and company.
Garfield: [points at Odie] Which one is he?
Jon: Be good.
Garfield: Jon, he's hilarious. Be careful, she's a man-eater! [Jon leaves] Oh, no. He's under the spell. [Odie still looks for the hamburger in the cabinet] Okay, Odie. I'll give you one small clue. It's not in there!

Garfield: [while at Buckingham Palace] Hey, lady! Got any left over liver? Oh, I know she heard me. They are dogs, Odie. Odie? [Odie whizzes on a soilders foot] Odie, no don't do the ugly American thing! [the soilder looks down at Odie, and chases Garfield and Odie] The British are coming! The British are coming!

[Dargis notices Liz in the tour group and takes an instant liking to her.]
Dargis: Hello. Welcome to Carlyle Castle, my dear.
Liz: Thank you. It's--it's beautiful.
Dargis: [refers to her dress] Well, that makes two of you. Did I mention how much I abhor fox hunting, unless, of course, in self-defense.
Liz: Bye.
[Liz tries to walk away, but Dargis walks up to her and puts his hand around her waist]
Dargis: If I may... Uh, one question, uh...?
Liz: Liz.
Dargis: Ah, the same as our own dear queen. [offers her a drink] Cordial? One question, Liz?
[Garfield walks past sadly and overhears Dargis talking to Liz.]
Garfield: Liz?
Dargis: What would you say if I were to donate one of my priceless oil paintings to your conservancy?
Liz: Um... Thank you?
Dargis: Mm! But how would you say it?
[Garfield doesn't like seeing Dargis flirting with his owner's girlfriend.]
Garfield: That royal sleaze is hitting on Liz.
Dargis: Perhaps you would consider dining with me at the castle tonight?

Jon: Liz, will you marry me? [shows her the ring]
Liz: Yes.
Garfield: You know, a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's.


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