Gallagher

American stand-up comedian

Gallagher (born Leo Anthony Gallagher; July 24, 1946November 11, 2022) was an American comedian and prop comic, most popularly known for smashing watermelons as part of his act.

US Navy 110211-N-8040H-014 Stand-up comedian Gallagher signs an autograph for Chief Yeoman Martiano Magana on the mess decks aboard the Nimitz-clas (cropped).jpg

QuotesEdit

  • If "pro" is the opposite of "con", is "progress" the opposite of "congress"?
    • From the 1985 movie The Bookkeeper.
  • Now smoking would be okey if when you sucked it in, you kept it in.
    • Mad as hell 1981
  • I don't want you get an idea I experiment with drugs, cause I don't. I am into full-scale research.