Fireman Sam

Fireman Sam (Welsh: Sam Tân) is a Welsh/British animated children's television series about a fireman called Sam, his fellow firefighters, and other townspeople in the fictional Welsh rural town of Pontypandy (a portmanteau of two real towns, Pontypridd and Tonypandy, which are situated approximately 5 miles (8.0 km) apart in the South Wales valleys). The original idea for the show came from two ex-firemen from Kent. They took their idea to artist/writer Rob Lee who developed the concept for them. The finished concept was then presented to S4C who saw the potential in the series and commissioned it.

Series 1 (1987)

The Kite [01:01]

[First lines. The episode opens on a blustery day in the countryside and a bus driving down a hill]

Narrator: It's blowing a gale today in Pontypandy, but a hurricane wouldn't lower the spirits of the ever cheerful debonair Trevor Evans the bus.

[Trevor Evans is singing while driving the minibus when a leaf blows into the windscreen]

Trevor: Oh! (Switches the wipers on to get rid of the leaf) Ha!

[He drives past a telephone cable which is blowing about in the wind, and it eventually falls onto the road. The camera cuts to the home of Fireman Sam Jones in Pontypandy, the town in which Fireman Sam is set]

Narrator: Fireman Sam is just finishing his breakfast.

[We see Sam eating his breakfast while listening to the radio]

Sam's Radio: High winds this morning in South Wales, but moderating later in the day.

Sam: Mmmm. (Turns off his radio) I quite like windy days. Wind blows those cobwebs away. I know. (He gets out of his seat) I think I'll give Sarah and James a ring. (Picks up the telephone in the hall) Perhaps we could go to the park after I finish my shift. Odd. That's very odd. The phone's dead!

[Minutes later, Sam is walking in the wind as debris goes flying in the other direction. Inside the nearby cafe, Bella Lasagne, the cafe's owner, is trying to make a phone call, but to no avail]]

Bella: Pronto, pronto. Hello, hello? Oh, the telephone! It not work!

[Sam enters the cafe]

Sam: Hello there, Bella. I'll have my usual. Cheese and chutney sandwiches, please.

Bella: Sandwiches, I will make the sandwiches? I got no bread. I phone the baker, but the phone are no work. Oh, Mamma Mia!

Sam: Mmm, leave it to me, Bella, I'll see what I can do.

---

[The camera cuts to a general store named N.W. Price]

Narrator: Dilys Price wants to get mummy's little Norman from under her feet.

[Norman Price, the son of Dilys Price, exits the shop with his yellow skateboard]

Norman: I want to watch the telly.

Dilys: That's all you ever do. You'll have square eyes, my sweet.

Norman: Oh, mum.

Dilys: Now then, off you go to have a lovely play in the park. (Norman picks up an apple) Norman! Scram!

[Norman walks away from the shop and decides to ride on his skateboard. Then, he goes skateboarding into the park]

Norman: Wheeeeee!

[In the park, twins Sarah and James Jones, who are also the niece and nephew of Fireman Sam, are having a lesson on flying their kite with Trevor as their lecturer]

Trevor: Now then, you hold the kite like so. Keep the string tight arm's length. (Pulls the kite and the string snaps) Oh. Oh, it's snapped. Don't worry, it'll be up in no time. (The kite goes flying off) Oh! Oh, no hang on a minute! (Sarah and James watch their kite fly away) Oh, no! No, come back 'ere! No, come! Come to Trevor!

[Norman is riding his skateboard in the park while Trevor chases after the kite]

Trevor: Oh ho!

Norman: It's brill!

Trevor: Oh!

James: Mr Evans! Look out!

[Norman dodges the runaway kite and Trevor falls over]

Trevor: Oh!

Norman: Sorry, Mr Evans!

Trevor: It's quite alright, Norman.

Barn Fire [01:02]

[One day, Sarah and James are picking potatoes in a field]

Narrator: In a field above Pontypandy, on a rather hot day, Sarah and James are picking potatoes for Bella Lasagne.

Sarah: Oh, it's hard work this.

James: Girls girls girls, moan moan moan. Come on, let's just get the job done.

Sarah: Just 'cause you know Bella will give you some ice cream, greedy. Listen! It's Uncle Sam. (Races to the gate)

James: And Jupiter. (Puts the rake down and walks to the gate)

[Jupiter is worming its way down the hill with Fireman Sam at the wheel]

Sam: Well, sir, a day and a half this has been. It's the weather I suppose.

Station Officer Steele: That's right, Fireman Sam. A blazing hot weather means lots of fires, eh, Cridlington?

Elvis: Eh, oh, yeah, uh blazes, a blaze in hot weather too, right man, um, sir.

Station Officer Steele: Who's in that field over there, Sam?

Sam: Oh, that's Sarah and James. (Stops Jupiter right next to the field to talk to Sarah and James) What are you doing in Bella's potato patch?

Sarah: Picking potatoes.

James: For tomorrow's chips. It's hard, mind. My back aches.

Sam: Does it now? Well let's have a think. Yes, good idea that. Helping Bella. Carry on the good work. (Drives off)

James: Bye, Uncle Sam.

Sarah: Bye, Uncle Sam.

Trevor's Training [01:03]

[The episode opens outside Pontypandy Fire Station]

Narrator: It's all go at Pontypandy Fire Station this morning.

[Inside the fire station, Station Officer Basil Steele is reading a red book as he enters the kitchen]

Station Officer Steele: Drill day today, eh, Cridlington?

[Elvis is busy making lunch for the fire brigade]

Elvis: Now one cup of marge to two cup, two cups... (Sees Station Officer Steele) Oh, brill brill. I mean, a drill, uh, Station Officer Steele, sir, but I am making lunch, sir.

Station Officer Steele: Oh, well. Not to worry, Trevor Evans is here today on his part-time fireman course. What is that, by the way.

Elvis: Well, um, instant mashed potatoes, sir, it's full of fibre, you know. It's very easy to make.

Station Officer Steele: Yes, well the last time you said that, we had to buy a new stove.

Elvis: Oh.

[Soon, Station Officer Steele is in his office]

Station Officer Steele: Quick burst of the assembly bell. (Presses the bell) Fireman Sam! (Fireman Sam slides down the pole) Fireman Evans, fall in at the double!

Sam: (saluting to Station Officer Steele) Reporting for duty, sir.

Station Officer Steele: Where's Evans?

[Trevor, dressed in his firefighter uniform, is stuck on the pole]

Trevor: Oh. (Slides down the pole) Oooohhh! (Hits the floor)

Station Officer Steele: (clears throat) Today, we shall be doing pump drill from a hydrant using soft suction followed by slip and pitch at Bella's cafe.

Trevor: (whispering to Sam) Doesn't sound very tasty.

Station Officer Steele: Slip and pitch, Fireman Evans, means using a ladder to rescue someone who is stuck.

Trevor: Oh. Oh, pardon me, sir.

[Soon, the firemen, minus Elvis, have climbed into Jupiter and are now ready to move out as they put their seatbelts on]

Sam: All present and correct, sir.

Station Officer Steele: Right, Thomas Street, let's go.

[Sam starts Jupiter's engine and Jupiter leaves Pontypandy Fire Station en route to its destination]

Flat Tyre [01:04]

[Part of Dilys' deckchair is giving away. Norman laughs while James and Sarah look on with amusement]

Dilys: Now, now! What's going on?

Norman: Nothing....yet! [Sniggers]

---

[Trevor is driving along the road in his bus, humming a tune, when suddenly there is a loud BANG!]

Trevor: [surprised] Uh-oh! What's going on 'ere there?! [bring his bus to stop at the side of the road] Must be bumpy, this!

---

Lost Cat [01:07]

[Bella's cat, Rosa, is stuck in a tree]

Rosa: [meows for help, twice]

[And Sarah and James are looking at her from down below]

James: Oh, poor thing. (to Rosa) Don't worry, Rosa.

Sarah: We'll think of something.

[Trevor waves to Sarah and James while driving his bus and honks his horn before stopping]

James: Oh, good. It's Trevor the Bus.

[Trevor stops the bus and gets out]

Sarah: Mr. Evans, Bella's cat's up that tree. Look!

Rosa: [meows]

James: She's stuck! Have you got a ladder?

Trevor: No. (Thinks for a moment) Now, let's see. I'll climb up, my sugar lumps. I mustn't be long, though. The match starts early today. (Starts climbing the tree)

---

[Trevor is still climbing the tree that Rosa is stuck in. He is almost there when he accidentally removes a twig]

Trevor: Oh! Goodness me.

Sarah: (from the ground off camera) Try that branch! It looks stronger!

James: You can do it, Mr. Evans!

Trevor: Oh, well, I-I dunno. Um... (He sticks his right leg above a stronger branch) Now, oh dear. (Grabs the branch that Rosa is sitting on) Oh!

Rosa: [runs off scared and climbs to a higher branch]

Trevor: Drat it, cat! (Looks down) Oh, dear. It's a long way down. I don't like heights. I feel a bit dizzy, like. Oh. (The branch he is standing on begins to break) Ooooohh!

James: Perhaps we'd better phone Uncle Sam.

Trevor: Oh, help.

---

[Bella is walking out of her café when Jupiter, with Sam driving, arrives. Sam gets out to speak to Bella]

Bella: Sam, where's a my Rosa?

Sam; Well I'm afraid I can't tell you.

Bella: You no bring her home?

Rosa: (from insider Jupiter) [meows and purrs] (Jumps out of Jupiter)

Bella: Rosa! Come a Rosa. (Picks up Rosa) Oh, Grazia, Sam.

Series 2 (1988)

Treasure Hunt [02:01]

Station Officer Steele: Oh, lovely things, these are fire helmets. [Door knocks] Yes? Come in.

Sam Jones: Morning, Sir.

Station Officer Steele: Yeah what is it, Fireman Sam?

Sam Jones: I thought I let you know that I'm--

Station Officer Steele: What's that cotton ball doing in your ears?

Sam Jones: I- I- I'm sorry, sir I can't hear a word you see, I got some cotton wool in my ears.

Station Officer Steele: I said, what's that cotton--

Sam Jones: Oh, oh, sorry sir. J-j-just going to test some sirens.

Station Officer Steele: Yes, yes, yes. Good man.

The Great Inventor [02:06]

[Sam Jones comes out his inventing shed at the back of his house carrying a newspaper, where he tears off a certain headline and article on the side of it. Sarah and James Jones walk up playing with their remote control car.]

Sam Jones: Hello, Sarah, James.

Sarah Jones: What's that, Uncle Sam?

Sam Jones: It's my entry form for "The Best Inventor in Wales Competition."

James Jones: [pointing to a skateboard with a motor on it] Is that your invention then?

Sam Jones: Oh, that automatic motorized skateboard? Well, it was, but I haven't quite perfected it yet. Take a look at this though.

[Sam pulls off a cloth revealing a rubbish-bin robot with arms.]

Sam Jones: I'd like you to meet MOP.

Sarah Jones: MOP?

Sam Jones: Yes. M-O-P. You see. Motorized Organizer and Polisher. Well, everyone hates tidying up, now MOP can do it for you. Look, I'll give you a demonstration.

[Sam turns MOP's switch on. MOP starts clearing up some of the newspaper bits that Sam dropped to the ground, using a small brush and dustpan.]

Sarah Jones: Mega brill!

James Jones: Oh, wicked! You're bound to win.

[MOP turns to face Sarah and James]

Sarah Jones: MOP. I love it.

[MOP starts charging toward Sarah and snatches her lollipop out of her hand and starts going a bit wild.]

Sarah Jones: Oh, but not that much! Hey! My lolly!

Sam Jones: Shiver me tweakies! [Sam quickly turns MOP off.] Dear me, this one needs perfection too. Thank you, MOP.

[Sam hands Sarah back her lollipop.]

James Jones: You okay, Sarah?

Sarah Jones: Yes... but what will you do for an invention, Uncle Sam?

Sam Jones: Oh, I'll think of something. "Three goes for a Welshman" as they say.

---

[Sam is working underneath Jupiter at the fire station, while Sarah and James help him.]

Sam Jones: Won't be long now, kids. Spanner?

Sarah Jones: [passes spanner to James] Uh, spanner.

James Jones: [passes spanner to Sam] Spanner.

Sam Jones: Tweaker.

Sarah Jones: [passes tweaker to James] Tweaker.

James Jones: [passes tweaker to Sam] Tweaker.

[Elvis comes out wearing a cooking apron, and holding a mixing bowl.]

Elvis Cridlington: [to Sarah and James] Oh, oh, hello, you two. You playing hospitals?

Sarah Jones: [laughs] No, Elvis. We're helping Uncle Sam.

James Jones: He's entering "The Best Inventor in Wales Competition."

Elvis Cridlington: Oh. Well, why don't you invent a cooker, that cooks perfect food every time.

Sam Jones: We don't need one, Elvis. We got you.

Elvis Cridlington: Pardon? Oh, oh, thank you.

---

[Dilys sees MOP ransacking all her fruit products outside her shop.]

Dilys Price: Help! There's an unidentified creature from outer space, helping himself to my lovely fruit and veg. [Dilys hurries out of the house]

Dilys Price: [to MOP as it steals from the fruit stand] Hey! You owe me for those tomatoes! Bring them here this minute. You hear me?!

Snow Business [02:08]

[The episode opens with snow falling around Pontypandy, but it fades to the morning]

Narrator: There's a surprise for the people of Pontypandy as they open their curtains this morning.

[Dilys Price goes to look at the snow that's fallen outside N.W. Price's general store]

Dilys: Bloomin' nuisance, this snow. Makes the place untidy. (The camera pans right to Bella's cafe) Norman! Norm, help me clear the path!

Norman: (off camera) I want to go sledging, mum.

[Bella is looking at the snow from her cafe]

Bella: Ah, the snow. It glisten like the diamond in the sunlight.

[Some snow falls off the awning of Bella's cafe, revealing the name. Meanwhile, a robin lands on the fountain which is now frozen and pecks on the ice, but then it flies away. Then, the camera fades to outside Sam's house]

Sam's Radio: It's going to be a white Christmas as predicted. Four inches of snow fell overnight in parts of Wales, with drifting in places....

[Inside his house, Sam is having breakfast]

Sam's Radio: And with these colder fronts moving in from Scandinavia and Russia, there's more on the way.

[Sam turns his radio off]

Sam: Hmmmm. Well, I hope the snowploughs have done their job. (Reads the Christmas card that he has just opened) I wonder if Sarah and James are up yet. They're going to have some fun today.

Series 3 (1990)

Spot of Bother [03:02]

[The fire brigade are doing fitness training lead by Penny Morris]

Penny: Touch your toes, Trevor.

Trevor: I, I don't know when I last saw my toes. (A ripping sound is heard and Trevor observes that he's ripped his trousers) Uh, oh that's torn it.

---

[Trevor and Elvis are dozing by the bus stop and Norman Price sneaks up behind them and gives them red spots on their faces]

Norman: Ho, ho. I'm glad I spotted you here. Hee, hee.

Lost Ring [03:05]

[At Bella's Café, Bella is showing her ring to Dilys]

Bella: Is a family heirloom, it's a beautiful, no, Mrs. Price?

Dilys: They can work wonders in class these days, can't they?

[Trevor enters the café]

Trevor: Good morning, ladies! Oh, a double dose of beauty to behold. Lucky me.

Dilys: Oh! Oh, you are a card.

Trevor: I'll have a cup of tea, please, Bella, my lovely. (Sees the ring on Bella's finger) Goodness me! You got a diamond the size of a sugar lump. (Bella goes over to the sink and puts a cup of tea in the sink) You haven't gone and got yourself engaged, have you?

Dilys: Don't be daft, man, she inhabited that ring.

[Then, Norman comes into the café]

Norman: Mum, there's a man in the shop.

Dilys: Tell him I'm closed for lunch!

Norman: From the VAT! (Leaves the café)

Dilys: Oh! Excuse me! (Gets out of her seat and walks out of the café) Norman, come back here this minute! What exactly did you tell him?

[Meanwhile, Bella gives Trevor his cup of tea]

Trevor: Now, come on, my lovely, let's have another dekko at that rock of yours. (Bella shows him her left hand, but her ring is gone) Oh. Um, Bella? Where is it?

Bella: (checks her left hand) Oh, mamma mia! She disappear into slim air.

Trevor: Well, no no you had it on when you washed those cups up.

Bella: Come here. (Walks back to the sink) It - it must be in the sink. (Looks in the sink and finds that her ring has gone completely) Oh, no no, it's not.

Trevor: Well, no it's just gone down the plughole, see? I'll bet you anything it has. (Puts his screwdriver inside Bella's sink) We'll just, uh, take the grill off the pole. No, it's too small for my hand. Now, see, I'll try and get it from uh, from underneath. (Starts inspecting underneath the sink)

Bella: I no no. Ah, maybe my hand defeat.

Trevor: Now, which one is the worst. (Touches one of the two small pipes) Um, is this? No no, no no, it must be this one. (Pulls the other small pipe and water comes rushing out, some of which squirts Trevor in the face) Oh! Bloomin' heck!

Bella: Trevor, what have you done?

Trevor: Oh, come. Come over here, Bella, quick!

Bella: I can't! My hand is a stuck in the plughole!

Series 4 (1994)

Deep Trouble for Sam [04:04]

[At the fire station, Penny Morris answers the telephone]

Penny Morris: Pontypandy Fire Station... Oh, hello, Sam. Sunning yourself on the Costa del Porthcawl?

Sam Jones: [on the other line] No. No, not quite. I'm in the phone box outside Dilys' shop. I was wondering how things are going.

Penny Morris: We're all fine here.

Sam Jones: Everything in the garden is lovely then, isn't it?. You don't need, uh, anything doing?

Penny Morris: Well, if you're desperate for something to do, you could always weed my garden.

Sam Jones: Oh, no problem. [while Penny is surprised by this immediate acceptance] I'll be there in two ticks. [hangs up the phone and mutters to himself] I've had enough taking it easy to last me a year.

---

[Sarah and James Jones are sitting outside Penny's house, waiting for the fire brigade to come and rescue Sam, who is stuck inside deep soil]

James Jones: You can't drown in soil, can't you?

Sarah Jones: Don't say things like that!

Disaster for Dinner [04:08]

[Final lines in the original series. In her café, Bella gives Norman a plate with a burger and some chips]

Bella: Hamburger and chips, Norman, your favourite.

Norman: Oh, thanks. (Picks up his burger and takes a bite) Mmmmm. Hey, Penny, can I have a lick with my burger now? Ha hey! Ha hey! (Licks the ketchup on his wrist)

Delia: (to Penny) See, I've tried to bring him up proper, Penny, I don't know where he gets it from. (Puts her finger on some mustard bottle and tastes it)

[Meanwhile, Station Officer Steele is congratulating everyone as he joins Sam and Elvis at their table]

Station Officer Steele: Well done, everyone, lunch is on the fire service. Um....

Elvis: Lunch here? But what about my curry?

Station Officer Steele: Yes, uh, well I think it's probably, uh, dried to a frazzle now, Cridlington. Still, can't be helped.

Elvis: I-I suppose so, sir. (Smiles) Hey, as Bella's so busy, I could give her hand with the cooking. (Leaves the table)

Station Officer Steele: Oh, dear.

Sam: Aye, well good try, anyway, sir.

Series 5 (2005)

Danger: Falling Sheep [05:01]

[Sam, Elvis and Penny are standing in position while Station Officer Steele addresses them.]

Station Officer Steele: Jupiter is in good order, thank you. Now, the children are on holiday, and you know what that means.

Sam Jones: Norman Price getting into trouble.

Station Officer Steele: Not just Norman. It could be any one of Pontypandy's children. So stand by for heads stuck in railings, children stuck up trees and...

Elvis Cridlington: [while Penny chuckles] ...Sheep falling off Pontypandy Mountain, sir?

Station Officer Steele: That would be a Mountain Rescue situation.

Penny Morris: I think Officer Cridlington was joking, sir.

Sam Jones: No he isn't, Penny. We had to rescue Woolly Wonders before now.

Station Officer Steele: Anyway, we have to expect the unexpected and the watchword is "vigilance."

Sam Jones: And that means keeping an eye on Norman Price.

---

[Norman Price has just climbed to a high ledge on Pontypandy Mountain when Woolly the Sheep lands on top of his head.]

Norman Price: Oof! Bloomin' pebbles are getting bigger! The weather forecast didn't say anything about raining sheep today!

---

[Fire alarm rings as Penny takes the note out of the fax machine]

Penny Morris: A boy is stuck on Pontypandy Mountain with a sheep.

Sam Jones and Elvis Cridlington: Norman Price!

---

[Tom Thomas, in his helicopter, lowers a harness over Sam Jones in order for him to rescue Norman from the ledge.]

Sam Jones: [to Norman] Right, Norman, this what I'm going to do: I'm going to put this harness on and swing across to pick you up.

Norman Price: Like Tarzan, you mean?

Sam Jones: No. Tarzan wasn't a trained firefighter, was he? This is safe.

A Real Livewire [05:04]

Elvis Cridlington: Clear off you bushy tailed menace!

[A squirrel scurried off when Sam turned the switch off and pulled the plug out.]

Sam Jones: Hm. Looks like he's gnawed out our kettle flex.

Elvis Cridlington: Don't worry, Sam. I'll make you some nice cup of tea.

Sam Jones: Let's fix that flex first, Elvis.

Bathtime for Dusty [05:06]

Dilys Price: [to Sarah and James, who are standing outside her shop with Dusty scratching] Do you mind scratching like that? Customers will say I'm inspecting the fleas.

---

Station Officer Steele: By the way, have you seen Mrs. Lasagne's cat anywhere? She thinks her Rosa will make a perfect mascot and--

Rosa: MRRREEOOWEOWW!!! [Rosa scratches Steele's fingers]

Station Officer Steele: YEEEEOWWW!!! [Steele covers his hurt fingers and sticks them in his mouth, muffling his speech]

Sam Jones: Sorry, what did you say?

Station Officer Steele: I said, that's another animal disqualified!

---

Trevor Evans: Ahhh... oh... This is the life. I can't beat relaxing in Pontypandy-- [Dusty smashes on Trevor's belly and escapes] PAAAAA--AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH--AAAARRK!!!!!!!

James Jones: Trevor, are you all right?

Trevor Evans: [rubbing his belly] I'm fine. Was it a football?

James Jones: No, actually, a flying dog.

Trevor Evans: Oh... well jumped by a flying dog landed on my tum before I had my corned beef and piccalilli sandwich. Eh? Hang on. A flying dog?

---

Tom Thomas: As he sang as he washed and he wailed to his billy boy, You'll come a waltzing Mat-- Flaming Koalas! FIRE!

Mike Flood: [coughing] Getting weak! I can't breathe!

Tom Thomas: Plumbing? I better go and get Sam!

Carnival of Junk [05:09]

Mike Flood: Tomorrow, love, I'll be playing this on the beach under a bright Caribbean sun.

Helen Flood: But hopefully, not on my teapot, Mike.

Mike Flood: Agh.

Helen Flood: Mandy! Breakfast is ready! Mandy? (Mandy looks at the mirrored teapot in horror with chicken pox) Chicken Pox. Mandy can't go anywhere for at least a fortnight.

Mandy Flood: But, Mom! A holiday to Jamaica!

Helen Flood: We'll have to cancel it.

Mandy Flood: But you said you would take me to the carnival!

---

Mike Flood: Balloons, ribbons, food. We got everything. But what about the music?

Deep Water [05:12]

Penny Morris: Hello there. Where are you two going?

Norman Price and Mandy Flood: Just off to the mountain.

Penny Morris: Hmm.

---

Tom Thomas: Fasten your seatbelt, Norman. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

---

[When Jupiter gets stuck]

Penny Morris: Problem, Sam?

Sam Jones: Jupiter just can't handle these muddy mountain roads. We'll have to go the rest of the way in Venus. Can you give me a hand with the gear?

Beast of Pontypandy [05:13]

Sarah Jones: Your phone, can I use your phone?

Dilys Price: Oh, sure. But what's the matter?

[Sarah calls the operator]

Operator: Which service do you require?

Sarah Jones: Fire Service! Mandy, Norman, and James are trapped on the mountain, and the beast is after them!

Dilys Price: Norman?! The beast has caught my Norman! I never see my freckled face again!! [cries] Oh-hohh!

Sarah Jones: Yes, you will, Mrs Price. Uncle Sam will save him.

Fun Run [05:15]

Norman Price: Looks like I lost them...There's just one way to make sure I win that cake, and that's to send everyone else in the wrong direction.

[Norman twist a right arrow on a gate pointing it up and runs off]

Norman Price: That's better.

[He twists another one from right to left]

---

Sam Jones: They should have been here 10 minutes ago.

Station Officer Steele: Don't worry, Sam, they properly stopped to buy sweets for someone, I know then.

Let It Snow [05:25]

Dilys Price: Those snow chains were very good, Sam. Haven't you heard? Trevor couldn't get through to Newtown. Pontypandy is completely cut off, but I haven't got any food for my customers! Not a crumb!

Sam Jones: Don't worry, Dilys. I'll give Tom a ring. He should be able to help us out.

---

Tom Thomas: Looks like our chopper's our best bet. See you later.

---

[Dusty pulling Norman Price on a sled]

Norman Price: Jingle bells, Dusty smells, Norman's on his way! Oh what fun it is to ride in a one dog open sleigh! [Norman gets covered in snow looking like Santa Claus] AARGH! Yo ho ho! [Norman shakes his head till snow drips off] Whoa, boy. Right, we better get our tree before the storm gets any worse. [Norman sees a really small tree beside him] Hah, it's not very big, but it just had to do. [Set about pulling it out, however it's easier said than done] Stupid thing! It' stuck!

Series 6 (2008)

Floating Cart [06:17]

Mike Flood: Oh, oh, sorry, Trevor. I put two wedges on the wheels this morning. I can't understand what could have happened to them.

Norman Price: Ready, steady, go! [Mandy, James and Sarah pushed Norman on his cart downhill] Aaaah, Norman Price's racing cart driver takes the lead!

Sarah Jones: Norman!

James Jones: Look out for the wall!

[Norman tried to stop the cart while going much too fast]

Mandy Flood: Norman, use the brakes!!

Norman Price: What brakes? Eyaaaaaahhh!!

[Norman crashes into the gate as the cart keeps rolling]

Mandy, James and Sarah: Norman!

[Norman screams when the cart kept rolling as he bounced off the stairs when Mandy, James and Sarah chases him and Norman screams while the cart still kept rolling as he fell into the sea]

Sticky Situation [06:18]

Norman Price: [listening to music] Oh, oh, oh, I'm a roller coaster rider! Take me to the... Whoa!!!

[Trevor and his bus nearly hit Norman as Sam catches him]

Sam Jones: Lucky I was passing, Norman. You all right, Trevor? [Sam takes Norman back on curb] That was a pretty close call. Listening to headphones while crossing the road is very dangerous. You can't hear the cars coming.

Norman Price: Sorry, Sam. I was listening to my new MP3 player. [Norman plays MP3 player] My mom gave it to me for my birthday!

Sam Jones: You're shouting, Norman!

Norman Price: Oh, sorry.

Sam Jones: It's a very nice birthday present Norman, but I suggest you leave them off until you're away from the traffic.

Norman Price: But--

Mandy Flood: Norman!

Norman Price: Hi, Mandy!

Mandy Flood: There you are. I just bought you a birthday present.

Norman Price: Really? Where is it?

Mandy Flood: I left it with your Mom.

Norman Price: Oh! Come On!

Cry Wolf [06:19]

Norman Price: Oh, Mom! Sam's not going to come! He thinks I'm pretending that I am gobbled like the boy in the cry wolf story!

Dilys Price: Ohh, we both will!

Norman Price: I'm sorry, Mom! It's all my fault! I set the alarm, and I just wanted my ball back...!

Series 7 (2008)

Sausages vs. Shrimp [07:07]

Norman Price: Can we go and see if there any sausages and king prawns left, Fireman Sam?

Sam Jones: Sorry, Norman. Gas canisters can stay hot for a very long time. It won't be safe to go over there for quite a while yet.

Trevor Evans: Oh, I'll just have to take the rest of my sausages home.

Tom Thomas: And I'll have to take my king prawns.

Elvis Cridlington: Ohhh... I am so hungry. I never even get a sniff of those sausages or the prawns.

Series 8 (2012)

Jupiter On The Loose [08:05]

Derek Abney: Look out! You're heading for the quay!

[Venus is chasing after Jupiter]

Elvis Cridlington: Oh, no. My pie!

Derek Abney: It's getting faster!

Sam Jones: They're heading for the quay! I'll try and slow them down! You get ahead Penny, and block the road to stop any other traffic!

Penny Morris: Roger that, Sam. [Venus cuts into Jupiter and off to the quay to stop any traffic while Mercury cuts in front of him]

Sam Jones: Now Norman, don't panic! I need you to switch off the engine!

Norman Price: How do I do that???

Sam Jones: Turn the key towards you!

Penny Morris: Come on, Sam!

Sam Jones: Now, press the brake pedal!

Norman Price: Which one is it?

Sam Jones: It's the one on the left!

Norman Price: Which is my left?!

Derek Abney: The one that's not your right!!

Norman Price: I can't reach it!

Derek Abney: Oh, I'll do it. [Derek hits the brakes as Jupiter brakes hard to a stop]

Series 9 (2014)

All At Sea [09:01]

Sam Jones: There it is-- Neptune's new home.

Station Officer Steele: Pontypandy's all new ocean rescue center!

Penny Morris: It's a bit big for just Neptune, sir.

Station Officer Steele: Ah-- well, it's also going to be home to two brand new vessels-- Titan and Juno!

Elvis Cridlington: Ooh! How exciting! I can't wait to see them! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

[Sarah and James pops out along with Bronwyn with the fish cookies]

Sarah Jones/James Jones: Uncle Sam!

Sam Jones: Hello, you two! [he hugs Sarah and James] Any idea what's planned for the grand opening tonight?

Charlie Jones: Well, Mike's organizing some fireworks...

Bronwyn Jones: ...and I'm making some of my fishy nibbles. Would you like to try one?

Station Officer Steele: Oh! Don't mind if I do!

[Wallaby 1 flies along with Tom Thomas onboard]

Penny Morris: Oh, there goes Tom flying off in the new helipad!

Elvis Cridlington: I wonder what he was doing here?

Station Officer Steele: Tom was bringing the new coast guard. He'll be manning the ocean rescue center!

Elvis Cridlington: Ooh! A new Coast Guard!? Oh, I'll bet he'll know everything about sailor's knots, and have a big bushy beard!

[A coast guard arrives with sunglasses revealing to be Ben Hooper.]

Sam Jones: Uh - I'm not sure he is quite like that, Elvis.

Regular: Hi. Ben Hooper.

Sam Jones: Welcome to Pontypandy, Ben.

Elvis Cridlington: Where's the coast guard?

Ben Hooper: I am the coast guard.

Elvis Cridlington: But you haven't got a big bushy beard.

Bronwyn Jones: Fishy nibbles?

[Mike Flood arrives in his van with two horn honks.]

Station Officer Steele: Right then, firefighters. Let's get you inside so I can familiarize you with our new firefighting vessels!

Series 10 (2016)

TBA

Series 11 (2017)

TBA

Series 12 (2019)

TBA

Series 13 (2021)

TBA

Series 14 (2022)

TBA

Series 15 (2023)

The Great Fire of Pontypandy

Mike Flood: F-O-R--

Sam Jones: --E-S-T-F-I-R-T. What's a "Forest Firt"?

Penny Morris: FOREST FIRE!!!

Sam Jones: That's not good.

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Norman Price: Oh no! Radar has found our sausages!!!!!

Sam Jones: What on earth's that?

Station Officer Steele: SAUSAGES??!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!!?!?!??!??

Derek Price: I think we're the ones who need saving now.

Dilys Price: Agh! So THAT'S why he could smell SAUSAGES!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU COOKING IN THE BUSHES, NORMAN??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?!??!?!?!?

Station Officer Steele: [raging furious] YOU'VE MADE A CAMPFIRE??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??? Ohhh... Norman Price... YOU'VE DONE IT THIS TIME!! RIGHT, WHERE'S YOUR MOTHER?!!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!!!

Dilys Price: [raging furious] I'LL MAKE SURE, THAT HE IS PROPERLY DEALT WITH AT HOME, STATION OFFICER STEELE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU NAUGHTY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heroes of the Storm

Dilys Price: Oh, Station Officer Steele, I can't believe that Pontypandy has a new fire station! I bet you are really excited!

Station Officer Steele: Heeheeheehee! Oh, well I am, Dilys! Very excited indeed!

[Elvis , Mike and Trevor playing music]

Elvis Cridlington: ♪ There's a place I know where the people say hello as you walk on down the street ♪

♪ It's a friendly space where you know the face of every single one you meet ♪

Elvis Cridlington/Trevor Evans/Mike Flood: ♪ Let's rock rock! ♪

♪ Pontypandy rock rock! ♪

Elvis Cridlington: ♪ Pontypandy - it's the greatest town for getting down ♪

♪ It's the little Pontypandy of mine! ♪

Elvis Cridlington/Trevor Evans/Mike Flood: ♪ Let's rock rock! ♪

♪ Pontypandy rock rock! ♪

Elvis Cridlington: ♪ Pontypandy - on a Saturday night everything feels right ♪

♪ It's the little Pontypandy of mine! ♪

♪ It's the little Pontypandy of mine! ♪

♪ It's the little Pontypannddddy! ♪♪

Of mine!

Mike Flood: And now for the grand opening!

[Many firefighters and civilians cheering]

Chief Fire Officer Boyce: It is with great honor and privilege, that I, the esteemed Chief Fire Officer Boyce now declare Pontypandy's new fire station open! [he snips the yellow ribbon open and civilians cheering once again] Thank you everyone! Now, help yourself to Bronwyn's fine buffet, while I show the firefighter friends their new home! [he now takes his colleagues inside while civilians began feasting] As you can see, you can now park all your fire vehicles in the station.

Elvis Cridlington: Oh look! Mercury's inside now!

Sam Jones: There's even room for two more.

Chief Fire Officer Boyce: Well, you never know you might want to expand.

Elvis Cridlington: Oh look! The station doesn't only have one pole, it has two! We can slide down at the same time! Penny!

Penny Morris: Two poles seems a bit nice for us just four.

Chief Fire Officer Boyce: Ah-ha! That's because I have a very special surprise lined up for you! Firefighter Arnold McKinley... [A male firefighter slides down the left hand pole and salutes] ...and Firefighter Ellie Philips! [A female firefighter slides down the right hand pole and smiles] New members of the Pontypandy Fire Service! They just finished their training at the Newtown Academy, and they didn't top off their class.

Station Officer Steele: Excellent!

Arnold McKinley: Wow! A 4 wheel drive, longitudinal front engine, six cylinder, high compression turbo diesel! I can't wait to get behind the wheel of that!

Elvis Cridlington: I don't understand a word he just said, Sam.

Sam Jones: He's talking about Jupiter, Elvis.

Arnold McKinley: I am looking forward to learning for the best-- Fireman Sam! [he handshakes with Sam]

Sam Jones: Why, thank you, Arnold.

Ellie Philips: Teacher's pet.

Chief Fire Officer Boyce: Now for the rest of the tour. [The gang went outside.] Oh, ha ha. With these additional fire hydrants, you'll be able to fill up Jupiter and Venus like never before, and you can use them while you're training at the training tower! There's even one for sticky foam.

Elvis Cridlington: Oh, I love sticky foam. [Elvis switches on the hydrant and water splashes all over him, not sticky foam. Then Sam switches the water off.] Phew!

Sam Jones: Dono't worry, Elvis. It will all take a bit of getting used to.

Chief Fire Officer Boyce: Now onto the control room. [The gang went to the control room.]

Station Officer Steele: Cridlington, will you please stop squelching?

Elvis Cridlington: I'm sorry, sir. I can't help it, I got my pants all wet.

Chief Fire Officer Boyce: This is our all-new computerized control system. Watch this.

Map-Screen 700: Pontypandy. Overview.

Elvis Cridlington: Who said that?!

Chief Fire Officer Boyce: It was the screen, Cridlington.

Alien Alert!

Norman Price: Oh, now we can't get to Auntie Phillys'! We'll have to go home.

Dilys Price: We'll see about that. If only I could find my torch. We can walk to Auntie Phillys' from here.

[Dilys opens the trunk to find her torch until Norman can hear UFO sounds coming from nowhere.]

Norman Price: What--[He stammers.]

Dilys Price: Well, that's not it.

Norman Price: Mom?

Dilys Price: Just a minute, Norman. Oh...! I wonder where that have gone!

Norman Price: Mom...! It's a flying saucer!

Dilys Price: No it's not! It's an old picnic basket! Oh! Still got a cheese sandwich in it! Ohh-ho-ho-ho-ho!

Norman Price: Hello, little flying saucer! [The UFO leaves as Norman began to chase after it.] No! No, don't go! Come back! [Norman trips over the cobblestone bridge and fell into the river.]

Dilys Price: I found it, Norman! Norman? Norman! [Dilys spots Norman in the river.]

Norman Price: Call Fireman Sam!

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Mike Flood: The alien has landed.

Elvis Cridlington: Buck Douglas is gonna love this!

[Sam and Tom gave a thumbs up in response]

James Jones: We'll definitely be official Buck Douglas space spotters now!

Norman Price: I don't think we will.

[Sam turns to the rear of the alien and unmasks who is none other than Buck Douglas.]

Elvis Cridlington/Mike Flood/Penny Morris/Mandy Flood/James Jones: BUCK DOUGLAS!?!!!???

Mike Flood: He's off the telly!

Elvis Cridlington: But if Buck Douglas is the little green man, who is--, I mean--, what if he--, but he--, if he's on the-- Right, I don't understand.

Sam Jones: Buck Douglas has been camping out in the woods and faking all the alien sightings in Pontypandy, Elvis.

Norman Price: He's been flying drones around to look like spaceships, just like Joe and Bella's pizza delivery ones! They used to say "batteries", that's how I worked it out. HE'S JUST A BIG LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Elvis gasps]

Penny Morris: He must've been doing that all over the country.

Norman Price: AND he's been getting us to buy his STUPID book so he look at all the right places...

Sam Jones: ...which is why he gets sightings of aliens from his show...

Penny Morris: ...and more people watching it.

Sam Jones: Well done, Norman. You've found the truth.

Norman Price: Well, I knew it was out there somewhere, Sam.

Sam Jones: Is there anything you like to say to the people of Pontypandy, Mr. Douglas?!

[Some Pontypandy citizens and firefighters got angry and held up their phones, framing Buck Douglas.]

Buck Douglas: This is so... not spacetastic. [He puts his hand to his face.]

Elvis Cridlington: You can say that again.

Norman Price: We don't need to be official "Buck Douglas" space spotters! I'm going to start my own show: "Norman Price, Alien Finder"!

Sam Jones: Ha-ha-ha! Come on everyone! Let's get back to Pontypandy.

Norman Price: I'll have my own coat, my own hat, a special alien scanner, and my own book about how you really find aliens, not made-up ones, real alien! [Norman Price continues talking as his voice trails and camera pans up to end the movie]

Set For Action!

Don Sledgehammer: I can't believe what I'm seeing! That guy is amazing! He's incredible! I want that guy for my next movie! Get me Firefighter Sam!

---

TV Anchor: And now for our big turkey of the week, It's Flex Dexter's waste of screen time: Hard Drive! It gets five rotten eggs from us, and we have to ask you, Flex. "What happened, big guy? You used to be a superstar!"

[Flex throws a remote at the TV screen.]

Flex Dexter: I will tell you what happened-- Nothing! No, I mean, uh... I'm still a superstar! And I'll show you. I'll show all of you! My next movie will be huge. HUGE! [Flex picks up the phone and calls somebody] Um yes, hello... Uh... I like to order a new TV, please. [chuckles] I just broke a little.

---

Chief Fire Officer Boyce: [on the phone] Cheerio, Mr. Sledgehammer!

Don Sledgehammer: So, Flex, I want you in my next movie; "Firefighter Sam's Flaming Inferno"!

Flex Dexter: Awesome! And I'll be playing Firefighter Sam?

Don Sledgehammer: Don't be crazy, Flex. Whatever every action movie needs is a real action hero! I see you as uh... you know... more of a co-star on this one.

Flex Dexter: Huh? A co-star?

Don Sledgehammer: Yes. You'll be... uh... [points to Elvis Cridlington on the TV screen] that guy there!

Flex Dexter: Oh... th-- the guy with the flappy-floppy shovel-y thing?

Don Sledgehammer: Yes, that guy. I'll get my people to call your people!

[Don leaves his office with Flex inside.]

Flex Dexter: Okay. I'll be the co-star for now. But an action movie set can be a dangerous place.

---

Sarah Jones: And now, for something really exciting: Pontypandy Planet Online have an exclusive; the unveiling of the new Hollywood Jupiter!

Joe Sparkes: Behold, the Jupiter 2000! [Jupiter 2000's new siren blares as it drives out of the garage and then idles and Flex Dexter looks to the right.]

Mike Flood: Not only does he have bigger and brighter lights... [Jupiter 2000 blows its horn and blares its siren and Mike Flood covers his ears] He's got a really loud siren!

Joe Sparkes: He's got crown-plated exhaust pipes and a stunning flame decal.

Mike Flood: And just wait till you see what he's got in his trailer!

Joe Sparkes: All the gizmos and gadgets and epic action movie firefighting hero could wish for.

[Joe Sparkes hands Mike Flood the supercharged mega-cutting jaws of life]

Mike Flood: We have the supercharged mega cutting Jaws of Life...! [The jaws of life rapidly cuts due to Mike Flood's shaking.]

Elvis Cridlington: Oh, wow!

Trevor Evans: Oh, snappy.

Joe Sparkes: And we got these thermal dynamic laser guided heat sensing goggles. [Joe hits the phone's camera.]

Mike Flood: And we got a really big axe.

Bella Lasagne: That one is-a really disappointing.

Joe Sparkes: But just wait till you see this.

Mike Flood: I feel the need...

Mike Flood and Joe Sparkes: The need for speed!

Joe Sparkes: Heat seeks, Flex!

[Flex Dexter turns on the heat seekers on the Jupiter 2000 as it opens up. Jupiter 2000 revs its engines and blasts off with the siren blaring again.]

Flex Dexter: Yippee-ka-yay...!

Sarah Jones: You've seen it here first; The Jupiter 2000 is rocket-powered!

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Trevor Evans: Uh... should it be doing that? The winch is wobbling.

[The winch loosens its bolts and starts to snap off until the bus hit a rock and then the entire winch snapped off.]

Mike Flood: [To the winch in horror] The winch!

[The bus rolled down until it is about to wreck the camera until Flex Dexter pushes Don Sledgehammer and the film crew off from being hit by the bus]

Unnamed Cameraman: My camera!

[The bus crashes into an unknown pit]

Trevor Evans: My bus!

[The bus' tire is in flames, bouncing off from the bus]

Trevor Evans: Oh no... oh... but I've only just polished her.

Sam Jones: I'll call for help.

Flex Dexter: Hey! I already did it, hero!

Don Sledgehammer: I thought you're *pants* doing the safety check, Sam.

Sam Jones: I... don't understand what happened.

Flex Dexter: It looks to me like the hero next door isn't such a hero after all. You've failed the simple safety check in endangered lives.

Sam Jones: But I DID check it.

Don Sledgehammer: I've nearly got run over by a bus because of YOU!!!! You're going to PAY for this!!!! I'M GONNA SEE TO IT THAT YOU'LL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN!!!!

[Don angrily leaves Sam and his friends behind]

---

Chief Fire Officer Boyce: I'm sorry, Fireman Sam, but Mr. Sledgehammer has informed me - that due to an incident that happened yesterday, you can no longer be the star of his motion picture. Mr. Dexter will be taking over as the main firefighter.

Sam Jones: To be honest, sir - that's a relief.

Chief Fire Officer Boyce: Yes... however, I am the bearer of much more severe news. [Penny, Elvis, Arnold and Ellie hears Sam and Boyce's sacking conversation in horror] Pontypandy is renowned for its firefighters. We cannot have it known that on of our most respective firefighters - failed the simplest of safety checks.

[Penny, Elvis, Arnold and Ellie still hears Sam and Boyce's sacking conversation in horror]

Sam Jones: Er... I understand, sir. I can't be a firefighter until this is investigated further.

Chief Fire Officer Boyce: No, Sam. You can't be a firefighter... at all.

Sam Jones: But - Sir!

[Penny, Elvis, Arnold and Ellie hears Sam and Boyce's sacking conversation concluding in horror]

Chief Fire Officer Boyce: I'm sorry, Fireman Sam. This is something I never thought I would have to do. But a decision has been made.

[Sam sadly turns in his helmet, walkie talkie and badge to Chief Fire Officer Boyce.]

Station Officer Steele: Great tangled hoses!

[Sam turns away by leaving, starting to cry and leaves until Elvis, Penny, Ellie and Arnold comforting him]

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Don Sledgehammer: So - I had a big rewrite down on the movie. Your character; Firefighter Tom, is now the hero. We've had all the Firefighter Sam parts taken out and they changed the title.

Flex Dexter: "Firefighter Tom: Blaze and Glory".

Don Sledgehammer: Yes. Learn your new lines and we'll see you on set tomorrow, superstar!

Flex Dexter: I'd like to accept the award on behalf on firefighters everywhere. And I like to... give Fireman Sam a special thank you, for getting fired! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

---

Map-Screen 700: A movie special effect has gone wrong - and set fire to the Wholefish Café.

[Station Officer Steele rings the bell and buzzer and picks up the megaphone]

Station Officer Steele: A movie be--

Map-Screen 700: ...and Flex Dexter's trailer

Station Officer Steele: [angry] What?!

Map-Screen 700: ...and most of the buildings of the quay.

Station Officer Steele: [angry] The whole quay is ablaze! This is the biggest fire that's ever been in Pontypandy!

Chief Fire Officer Boyce: We're going to need all hands to the pump for this one, Basil! You go, I'll man the fort here!

[Several colleagues slid down the pole to get Jupiter 2000 and Venus ready after putting on their coats, yellow pants and helmets on. Jupiter 2000 first starts up and the snowplow snapped off him.]

Station Officer Steele: Great tangled hoses - what was that?!

Elvis Cridlington: The scooping thing on the front of Jupiter just fell off!

Ellie Phillips: We haven't used Jupiter for a proper fire since they turned him into Jupiter 2000, sir!

[The fire spreads the entire buildings including the Ocean Rescue Centre is witnessed by several citizens including the film crew]

Helen Flood: Come on, everyone! Let's all move to safety!

Don Sledgehammer: Agh! What are you doing?! What are you doing?! Keep 'em rolling! We get some great action shots!

Unnamed Cameraman: [hands the camera to Don Sledgehammer] You're on your own there, mate!

[The remaining film crew leaves as Don Sledgehammer sadly does the filming himself.]

[Jupiter 2000 and Venus rushed to the rescue with the trailer slipping off Jupiter 2000 and crashes inside the garage.]

Penny Morris: Whoops! There goes the trailer!

Elvis Cridlington: Maybe I give Jupiter a bit of rocket power, eh!

[Elvis presses the button on the dashboard of Jupiter 2000 as it deploys rocket jets and blasts off until Jupiter 2000 hit the curb and the jet engines fell off. Penny frantically steers left and right to avoid obsticals]

Arnold McKinley: Whoa! Nice driving, Penny.

Penny Morris: I'm thinking I prefer Jupiter when bits didn't fall of him on his way to a fire!

[The fire still spreads and Mandy and Sarah are still stuck in Flex Dexter's trailer. Smoke billowed the seams of the door.]

Mandy Flood: Oh, the door's blocked!

Sarah Jones: What's happening now?!

[Jupiter 2000 and Venus arrived just in time whenever Jupiter 2000's bumper starting to fall off. Several colleagues witnessed the huge fire.]

Station Officer Steele: I wish Fireman Sam was here.

Elvis Cridlington: Me too. [Glass crashes.]

Penny Morris: Look!

[The mysterious person runs through smoke as some colleagues watched through the smoke.]

Arnold McKinley: He's going to save the day.

[The smoke fades out which reveals Fireman Sam and got beat after running.]

Fireman Sam: [in his casual clothes] Is there anything I can do to help, Sir?

Station Officer Steele: Yes, Fireman Sam! Pontypandy needs you!

[Sam takes out his firefighter suit from Jupiter 2000, then puts them on.]

Station Officer Steele: We had a call from young James. He sent us a recording that proved - that it was "Flex", who sabotaged the bus!

Fireman Sam: What?!

Bronwyn Jones: Sam! Flex Dexter ran in to the Wholefish Café!

[Sam sees the fire in the Wholefish Café in horror]

Fireman Sam: Oh no! I'm going to need the thermal imaging camera, Station Officer Steele! [Station Officer Steele hands the thermal imaging camera to Sam.] I'm going in!

Bronwyn Jones: Be careful, Sam! We just had a bulk delivery of organic cooking oil!

James Jones: AUGH!!!! UNCLE SAM!!! MANDY AND SARAH ARE TRAPPED INSIDE FLEX'S TRAILER!!!!!

[Sam also sees Flex Dexter's trailer on fire on the back in horror.]

Fireman Sam: Thank you James. [Sam carries James.] And thank you for telling Station Officer Steele what happened. Now you and your Mom - get to safety! [to his colleagues] All right, everyone! Listen up - This is a big emergency, that we can do it if we all play our part! [to Ellie and Penny] Ellie and Penny, you rescue Mandy and Sarah from Flex's trailer! [to Arnold] Arnold, I need YOU to fight these fires! [to Station Officer Steele] Sir, you man the ECB and see if you can get Ben to back us up with Titan! I'll go and find Flex! Elvis, you're with me!

Station Officer Steele: Roger that, Sam!

Elvis Cridlington, Penny Morris, Arnold McKinley and Ellie Phillips: Roger that, Sam!

Fireman Sam: Tom, we've got a huge fire at the quay! We're going to need back-up!

Tom Thomas: Roger that, Sam on my way!

[Tom Thomas starts Wallaby 2 and flew to fetch water to put fire at the quay. Ben Hooper slides down the pole to start up Titan.]

Arnold McKinley: [tries to get the hoses off Jupiter 2000.] Guhhh! Dahh! D'ohhhh!

Ellie Phillips: [also tries to get the hoses off Jupiter 2000.] Eesh! Can't get the hoses out!

Fireman Sam: It looks like we need "Old" Jupiter for this job, Team! This stuff is slowing us down!

[Fireman Sam took off the lattice grill off Jupiter's windshield and then the crown-plated exhaust pipes. Arnold McKinley took off the modern siren light bar and Elvis takes off the spoiler. Remaining parts of Jupiter 2000 are piled up flat on the floor and Jupiter retains his old front end from Series 5.]

Fireman Sam: That's more like it!

Elvis Cridlington: Oh, welcome back, Jupiter!

Fireman Sam: OK, Team! Let's go to work!

---

Chief Fire Officer Boyce: Just so you know, the whole thing was mostly my idea. And it was me that got Fireman Sam to do the movie in the first place.

Norman Price and the Mystery of the Sky

Norman Price: A mysterious hero surveys the city below... out there... somewhere... someone needs rescuing!

James Jones: Norman? You got a hole in your underpants!

Norman Price: Oh, they're not underpants! [Norman leaps off the cobblestone fence] They're Norman-Man pants, actually James-- Ack, I mean, Atomic Boy!

James Jones: Just come on, Norman-Man! Let's finish our patrol!

---

Sergeant Rose Ravani: Ah-- Professor Polonium. Welcome back to Pontypandy.

Officer Malcolm Williams: You're under arrest for... for...

Officer Malcolm Williams/Sergeant Rose Ravani: ...pretty much everything!

Professor Polonium: Oh, I hate Pontypandy.

Ellie Phillips: That's the last fire out, sir! We've done it!

Station Officer Steele: Roger that, Ellie! Well done, team!

---

[Malcolm Williams locks up Professor Polonium and Doctor Crumpton in the station's cell.]

Professor Polonium: Oof... This is all your fault, Crumpton!

Doctor Crumpton: Do you think we can send out a strawberry supreme?!

Professor Polonium: Urrgh... If you ever mention strawberry supremes again...

Doctor Crumpton: Okay, okay! Oh, how about a raspberry tingle?!

Professor Polonium: CRUMPTON!!!!!!!!!!

Unidentified

Tom Thomas: Mountain Rescue, good day.

Sam Jones: Tom, we're gonna need your help.

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Dilys Price: Norman! Where do you think you're going? You're grounded! Go to your room!

Featured cast

• John Alderton - Sam Jones, Elvis Cridlington, Station Officer Steele, Penny Morris, Trevor Evans, Dilys Price, Bella Lasagne, Norman Price, Sarah Jones, and James Jones (1987-1994)
• John Sparkes - Sam Jones, Elvis Cridlington, Station Officer Steele, Mike Flood, Tom Thomas, Trevor Evans, Dilys Price, Norman Price and Dusty (2003)
• Joanna Ruiz - Sarah Jones, and James Jones (2003)
• Sarah Hadland - Penny Morris, Bella Lasagne, Mandy Flood, and Helen Flood (2003)
• Steven Kynman - Sam Jones, Elvis Cridlington, Norman Price, James Jones and Jerry Lee Cridlington (2008-present)
• David Carling - Station Officer Steele, Mike Flood, Tom Thomas, and Trevor Evans (2008-present)
• Su Douglas - Dilys Price, Helen Flood, Mandy Flood and Lily Chen (2008-present)
• Tegwen Tucker - Penny Morris, Sarah Jones and Mrs. Chen (2008-present)
• Ifan Huw Dafydd - Gareth Griffiths (2012-Present)
• Nigel Whitmey - Moose Roberts (2012-Present)
• John Hasler - James Jones and Arnold McKinley (2012-Present)
• Alex Lowe as Ben Hooper, Joe Sparkes and Professor Pickles (2014-Present)
• Jo Wyatt as Hannah Sparkes and Lizzie Sparkes (2012-Present)
• Harriet Kershaw as Ellie Phillips and Bella Lasagne (2016-Present)
• David Tennant as Buck Douglas (2017-Alien Alert only)
• John Barrowman as Flex Dexter (2018-Set for Action! only)
• Kerry Shale as Don Sledgehammer (2018-Set for Action! only) and Dr. Crumpton (2020-Norman Price and the Mystery of the Sky only)
• Colin McFarlane as PC Malcolm Williams (2019-Present)
• Sasha Behar as Sgt. Rose Ravani (2020-Norman Price and the Mystery of the Sky only)
• Denise Van Outen as Professor Polonium (2020-Norman Price and the Mystery of the Sky only)

External link

• Encyclopedic article on Fireman Sam on Wikipedia
• Fireman Sam quotes at the Internet Movie Database