Final Fantasy X-2

Final Fantasy X-2 is a role-playing game developed by Square Enix in 2003, published by Sony Computer Entertainment America for the PlayStation 2.

Yuna

Where's the impostor? (opening line)
I don't like your plan. It sucks.
Disasterriffic...
I gave in, I accepted, I believed. I allowed it to be true. I thought I'd able to go through with it without ever doubting myself. But I...It hurt so much.
[robotically] "We had no choice". [normally] Always "we had no choice". Those are our magic words. We repeat them to ourselves again and again. But you know... The magic never worked! The only thing we're left with is regret.
My body just started dancing by itself. I didn't know what was going on. I was... frightened. And then, while I was dancing, something happened......
It all began when I saw this sphere of you. At least, it looked like you. I couldn't say for sure.
So this is my life now. We travel from place to place, and the days just seem to fly by. But sometimes, I find myself stopping. I'm listening for your whistle.
Here comes the real Yuna!
The Gullwings are sphere hunters, and sphere hunters are...well...this! We fly all over Spira. I'm really enjoying myself.
There's a connection. Everything is connected. I can feel it.
I don't want friends to die...or fade away. I don't want battles where we have to lose in order to win. Nooj, I know that what you say is what you mean to do. Give me your resolve. Believe in Yuna.
So much has happened! And I'm sure it's only the beginning. Through the smiles, tears...through the anger, and the laughter that follows. I know that I will keep changing. This is my story. It will be a good one. It all began when I saw this sphere of you.
Who the heck is Lenne?!
The Eternal Calm. I can feel it crumbling from beneath our feet.
You're back.
Gullwings! Let's go! Sorry Dona, but the sphere is ours.

Rikku

Y.R.P. In position. It’s showtime, girls. (opening line)
Hey, give it back already!
Having fun?
Disasterrific!!!
I'm not listening!
Oh, poopie!
Oui pimmo! [You bully!]
Hey, I got an idea! We could be "Your Friendly Neighborhood Gullwings"! (possible reference to Spiderman)
Snake? Snake?! SNAKE! [possible reference to the Metal Gear Solid line spoken by allies after the protagonist, Solid Snake, dies.]
This is so much like two years ago. I was holding back my tears the whole way.

Paine

Think you can keep up? (opening line)
I could've danced all night.
How about "kick... its... ass".
Too bad. I was just about to tell you.
What now?
The three of them were candidates for the Crimson Squad. And I was the recorder assigned to their team.
- Note: In Chapter 4, Paine refers to Gippal, Baralai and Nooj. Gippal looked startled and said "You--- !" when he first looked at Paine outside the Djose Temple in Chapter 1...
Effortless!
I hate this dressphere.
- Said upon spherechanging or equipping Paine with the Songstress Dressphere.
What the hell is this?!
- Said after obtaining the Mascot dressphere.
Another flawless victory.
Don't forget that notoriety can be a bad thing.
You'll get less respect points.
Ex-summoners come in all flavors.
- Note: This was said when the Gullwings encountered Issaru in the Chamber of the Fayth in Zanarkand. Issaru was hiding, and quizing the Gullwings (his "job") before they figured him out and got him to leave.
Don't think it's just a game. Your life's on the line.
- Said upon spherechanging into the Lady Luck Dressphere.
IF YOU'RE GONNA BRING IT THEN BRING IT.
- Said upon spherechanging into the Berserker Dressphere.
You. It's what's for dinner.
- When casting Flare magic.

Brother

Dancing Yuna? I want to see!
Who is the leader?! I AM! I give the orders around here!
Yuna, keep an eye on Rikku.
"Disasterrific" is not a word! Say "disastrous" like the rest of Spira!
Disasterrific? I am on my way!
Come in!... COME IN!!!!!!!!
Party! Ahahah! Party! Ahahah!"
I... I like Yuna's back.
- In a discussion with Barkeep.
Is it Gullwing time?
Who cares?! Just pick a hole and DIIIVEEE!!!

Buddy

So, where to, ladies?
Crid ib! (Al Bhed for "shut up"!)

Shinra

I know everything.
I'm just a kid.
Hero. Summoner. Doormat.
Gullwings go Lalalalala Gullwings fight LaLaLaLaLaLa.
The probability of winning is slim at best.
My last mission with the Gullwings.
But we can still use it as a dressphere.
Wow! A shoopuf!
Wanna check the CommSpheres?
Inconceivable!

Nooj

Greetings, friends! An important sphere is hidden in Kilika Temple. A sphere documenting the true history of Spira. We are here today to demand that New Yevon make the contents of that sphere public. Yet, as always, the voice seeking truth goes ignored. My friends, I ask you: why? Because New Yevon wants to hide the truth! Just as the temples did before them! I tell you now, this has gone on long enough! My friends, stand with me, and together we will bring the truth back to the people. (opening speech)
Take care of things topside.

Baralai

A pleasure, Lady Yuna. I am Baralai, Praetor of New Yevon.
The world is changing, and there many who are finding it difficult to keep up. New Yevon wishes to help those who feel lost in the winds of change.

Gippal

Okay, let's do some interviews. Bring it! (opening line)
You. Are. Hired.
Don't know why a superstar like you would wanna go play in the sand.
Never been this close to a celebrity before.
- After Yuna replies, he says "I could get used to this".
We made quite the couple.
[to Rikku] Well, if it isn't Cid's girl. How ya been?

Leblanc

Boys? Want in on this number? Then show me your moves! (opening line as Fake Yuna)
Where are you groping? (when cracking Leblanc's back on blue during the massage scene)
Umm, not quite. (when pressing Leblanc's back on "green" during the massage scene)
That's nice.... (when pressing Leblanc's back on "yellow" during the massage scene)
Ohhhh! There!!! (when pressing Leblanc's back on "pink" during the massage scene)
Er, Leblanc! Remember that name well, loves.
Laugh while you can!
I am the MIGHTY Leblanc!
My Noojie-Woojie...
It's obvious to the trained eye. That's sphere's just a dud. Perfect for the Dullwings.
It'll be a thousand years before you can take on the MIGHTY Leblanc!
The power of love conquers all!

Others

Trema: Only one... who renounces everything... posesses the strength... to transcend anything.
Trema: Lady Yuna, you are the paragon of pastlessness!
Garik Ronso: Garik know Yuna save Spira, but Ronso not saved yet.
Garik Ronso: High Summoner Yuna, it is Garik's honor.
Kimahri: Yuna look well. Kimahri glad.
Kimahri: Elder's job difficult. Kimahri troubled.
O'aka XXIII: Do O'aka a favor, and pretend ye never saw him.
O'aka XXIII: O'aka, at your service!
Rin: Lady Yuna's Calm has given the people of Spira time to relax and enjoy the finer things in life.
Tromell: With Lord Seymour gone, we Guado are hardly different from the dead.
Tromell: Oh! High Summoner Yuna... Forgive me for the grief I have caused you.
Wakka: I'm gonna be a father soon! Gotta have a little more presence, ya' know?
Lulu: You're the high summoner who defeated Sin. There are people who would use that, Yuna.
Clasko: Ya know, all I want to do is ride on a chocobo. Faster than the wind!
Ormi: Shows over! Bwahahaha! (opening line)
Logos: You're too slow, little girl. (opening line)
Barkeep: Mish Yoona, what can I do for yoo? (repeated line)
Barkeep: Shee yoo shoon?
Barkeep: Shleep tight.
Shinra's Bestiary entry for Ultima Weapon: Whatever you do, don't call it Atma.
Barkeep: Shesh got a nice backshide, yesh?
- Barkeep referring to Yuna.
Tobli's assistant: The master is having a feshtibbible. Shinging and danshing and shelebebration?
Shuyin: Lenne... We disappeared together, but when I awoke... I was alone. I looked for you for... so long. While I searched I realised something. Spira hasn't really changed at all. Everyone's still fighting over nothing, and still dying like they used to. A thousand years have passed, and they can't leave the hatred behind. But I'm through waiting, I'll fix it. This world continues to fail us, and what's worse I failed to protect you. Vegnagun will make that ALL go away. [clenches fist, and moves towards Yuna] And we'll fade again... TOGETHER. Help me do it, Lenne...
Shuyin: You are NOT Lenne! [squares up, to fight.]
Shuyin: A thousand years... and this moment is all we get?!

Dialogue

[as they prepare to use the No Love Lost attack]

Leblanc: Let's get 'em, boys!

Ormi: Our practice is finally paying off!

Logos: Practice? What practice?

Brother: [over radio] What's your status?

Rikku: Disasterrific!

Brother: "Disasterrific" is not a word! Say "disastrous" like the rest of Spira!

[...]

[after falling down an elevator shaft not long after the previous quote]

Brother: [over radio, hysterically] What happened? Is Yuna okay?!

Yuna: Things are, ow...disasterrific.

Brother: Disasterrific?! I am on my way!

Rikku: [staring up in disbelief] What about me?!

Trema: You are the paragon...of pastlessness.

Yuna: You're wrong. Although I've wished to be stronger, and I've wanted to change…I realized that losing my past would be losing myself.

Trema: [laughing] Tell me, High Summoner Yuna, where is the loss in that?

Brother: Dancing Yuna? I want to see!

Yuna: It'll cost you!

Brother: One moment...

Paine: She's kidding.

Brother: [shocked] What? No dance?!

Gippal: [really close to Yuna's face] Never been this close to a celebrity before.

Yuna: That's nice.

Gippal: I could get used to this.

Yuna: Let's not.

[Big ugly fiend called "Sanctuary Keeper" shows up.]

Rikku: Think we need a password?

Paine: How about "Kick...its...ass".

Paine: Minus-four respect points Rikku.

Rikku: How many are left?

Paine: 47.

Rikku: That's not a lot, is it?

Yuna: Oh, poopie.

Rikku: Yunie, don't say things like that.

Yuna: Hey, I was just copying you!

Brother: Yuna, what's all the noise?

Yuna: Just taking a little dip.

Brother: Y meddma teb! (A little dip!) Code, uh...pink! I'll be there right now!

[A punch is heard in the background, followed by moaning.]

Yuna: Brother?

Buddy: Don't worry, I knocked him out.

Brother: This is Brother! How's it going?

Rikku: Be quiet! This is a covert operation. Over and out.

Brother: Rikku! How dare you speak to your leader like that!

Rikku: Ooh! Shut up, already!

[In Bikanel Desert, watching Yuna run off.]

Paine: I was wrong. She doesn't get dragged into trouble.

Rikku: She jumps in head first.

Rikku: Poor girl. She's led such a sheltered life.

Paine: Maybe she's getting old.

Yuna: [hearing that] Who's getting old?!

Ormi: [tries to imitate Nooj] Leblanc, there is nothing to worry about.

Logos: Not even close.

Ormi: Let's see you try it.

Logos: [clears throat, then puts on raspy voice] Leblanc, there is nothing to worry about.

Ormi: [laughs] Look who's talking.

Shuyin: I finally found you.

Yuna: [hesitant] Is that...really you?

Shuyin: It is me. Shuyin.

Yuna: [turns around, facing away from him] But I'm not Lenne...

Shuyin: I didn't understand. We died together, but when I awoke...I was alone. I looked for you, for... so long... Bit while I searched I realised something. Spira hasn't really changed at all. People are still fighting over nothing, still dying like they used to. A thousand years have passed, and I can't leave the hatred behind. [clenches fist, and moves towards Yuna] Vegnagun will make that all go away. And, then, we'll fade away...together. Help me do it, Lenne... [Now directly behind her, he touches her arm.]

Yuna: Don't touch me- [Shuyin pulls her arm back, and, turning her around, pulls her into a hug. Yuna's outfit glows, and pyreflies fly around them. Gently, they break apart, and, as thought, not spoken:] Who's feelings are these? Lenne's? [She looks up at Shuyin, and he pulls her to him as she thinks:] Mine?

Brother: I...I like Yuna's back.

Barkeep: Mish Yuna has nice backshide, yesh?

Maechan: There may still be a way to reunite with those who have gone.

Yuna: What?!

Paine: Watch what you say.

Maechan: Forgive me. Consider it the ramblings of an old man.

Shuyin: A thousand years...and this moment is all we get...?

Lenne: This moment's enough. I don't need anything else.

Buddy: Fiends are pouring out of the temples!

Rikku: Which ones?

Brother: Only all of them!

Yuna: Are you real?

Tidus: I think so. [Pauses] Do I pass?

Yuna: [nods] You're back.

Tidus: I am back. I'm home! [embaces Yuna]

Yuna: Yes, home. [puts her arms around Tidus]

Battle quotes

[start of a batlle]

Rikku: What time?
Yuna: Show time!
Rikku: These aren't your everyday "bang-bang" kind of bullets!
- When switching to Gun Mage Dressphere.
Rikku: So, I chop things up and we win? I think I can handle that!
- When switching to Warrior Dressphere.
Rikku: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Rikku!
- When switching to Samurai Dressphere.
Rikku: Welcome to your doom, staring ME!
- When switching to Songstress Dressphere.
Yuna: Prepare for a phantasmagoric panopoly of magical power! Your abilities will be mine!
- When switching to Gun Mage Dressphere.
Yuna: As I bear the darkness into battle, my suffering becomes my strength.
- When switching to Dark Knight Dressphere.
Yuna: You can't run or hide so why bother? nooooooo
- When switching to Gunner Dressphere.
Paine: I hate this dress sphere.
Paine: Don't… say… a word. (First time in Mascot dressphere)
Yuna: It's hot in here! (First time in Mascot dressphere)
Rikku: Aw, I wanted to be a Cactuar! (First time in Mascot dressphere)
Rikku: Activate super-mega-ultra assault mode! (Occasionally when switched to special Machina Maw dressphere)
Paine: You have picked your last fight. (Occasionally when switched to special Full Throttle dressphere)
Yuna: A power too great to be bridled can only be set free. (Occasionally when switched to special Flora Fallal dressphere)
Paine: Turned on?
- After party wins battle.
Rikku: I don't get paid enough for this!

Additional dialogue

This includes dialogue exclusive to the International + Last Mission and HD Remaster versions of the game.

Almighty Shinra: I play for keeps!
- When entering battle.
Almighty Shinra: I think I'll give this fighting thing a try!
- When entering battle.
Almighty Shinra: I've just been toying with you up to now.
- When using Clione.
Almighty Shinra: Prepare to meet your doom!
- When using Clione.
Almighty Shinra: Time for an experiment.
Almighty Shinra: This should achieve the desired result.
Almighty Shinra: Try again in another 1000 years.
- After he wins battle.
Auron: You! Away!
Auron: No mercy!
Auron: This is for the fallen!
Auron: Pray. Now!
Auron: No time to waste. Let's go.
Auron: That's how it's done.
Baralai: Suffer!
- When using Looming Glacier.
Baralai: It's not over!
- When using Drill Shot.
Buddy: Need some maintenance?
- When using a healing item.
Elma: Haaaaaaaa!!
Elma: Yaa!
Gippal: Dodge this!
- When using Bullseye.
Leblanc: Enjoy your flight.
Leblanc: It was nice knowing you.
Leblanc: Let me blow you a kiss!
Leblanc: Stop your slacking this instant!
Leblanc: This is goodbye love.
Logos: Parting is such sweet sorrow.
Lucil: Splendid.
- After being defeated.
Lulu: Excellent.
Lulu: Hmmm.
Lulu: Let's end this.
Lulu: Can you handle this?
Lulu: Magic has no limits!
Lulu: Time to get down.
Nooj: Death is happiness.
- When using Lightfall.
Nooj: This puppet show is over!
- When using Lightfall.
Nooj: Pray later.
- When using Lightfall.
Nooj: Let me end your pain.
Nooj: No time for farewells.
Nooj: See you on the Farplane.
Seymour: Death awaits you!
Seymour: Accept your fate!
Seymour: Do you not want to heal Spira's sorrow?
Seymour: So, you too seek freedom from this painful life?
Seymour: Let death carry you off into peaceful slumber.
Seymour: Die a gracious death!
Shuyin: Begone!
Shuyin: Vanish with the rest of Spira!
Shuyin: All this ugliness must end!
Shuyin: One thousand years of agony!
Tidus: Eenie meenie miney mo!
- When using Blitz Ace.
Tidus: Slice and dice!
- When using Blitz Ace.
Tidus: I've been saving this one for you!
- When using Spiral Cut.
Trema: Know your place!
Trema: The unenlightened shall fall.
Trema: I know nothing of defeat.
Trema: Now, prostrate before me!
Trema: Ha sa te ka na e, ku ta ma e.
- When casting Meteor, first time.
Trema: Release your past and tower above all.
- When casting Meteor, second time.
Trema: Be flung unto the Farplane!
- When casting Ultima.

Battle dialogue

Yuna: Gimme a Y!

Rikku: Gimme an R!

Paine: Gimme a break.

Rikku: I'm gonna kick you in the spleen!

Paine: Spleen?

Rikku: Dr. P is in the house!!

Paine: Stop that!

Yuna: Duck Soup!

Paine: Duck what?

Rikku: Let's finish this, lickety split.

Yuna: Think we can break our record?

Paine: Let's just win.

Yuna: Ready?

Rikku: Let's kick some tail!

Paine: You're on.

Paine: Leblanc never stood a chance against this thing.

Rikku: Well, we've got a leg up on her.

Yuna: Save the jokes for later.

Yuna: It's so big.

Rikku: Woohoo! No more climbing!

Paine: Could you please focus?

Paine: Come get some!

Yuna: Paine gets all the good lines...

Yuna: Bring it!

Rikku: She's certainly getting into this.

Paine: She's trying.

Yuna: Don't get careless!

Paine: Who? Me?

Paine: Sorry we had to win.

Rikku: I'm not.

Paine: I think I'll take a break.

Rikku: WHAT?

Yuna: Hey. We need you.

Yuna: You're going down!

Paine: That's the spirit!

Paine: All yours, Yuna.

Yuna: Where are YOU going?

Paine: Easy.

Yuna: You think so?

Rikku: Less talk! More fight!

Paine: My heart's racing.

Rikku: Paine's into this kind of stuff.

Yuna: That's... odd.

Rikku: I bet Paine's not tired.

Paine: What's it to you?

Rikku: Do you think this'll be hard?

Paine: Only one way to find out.

Yuna: Well, what are we waiting for?

Paine: Guess I'll take a break.

Rikku: What?!

Yuna: Hey! We need you!

Rikku: I could do this blindfolded.

Paine: Go ahead.

Rikku: Heheh.

Yuna: This'll only take... two rounds.

Rikku: Gimme one!

Yuna: Bring it!

Rikku: She's sure getting into this.

Paine: She's trying.

Rikku: Hey! A little healing over here!

Paine: Heal yourself!

Rikku: Can we rest yet?! Can we rest yet?! Can we rest yet?!

Paine: Shut up!

Yuna: What's the password?

Rikku: How about "Don't screw up"?!

Rikku: Yup. That was nuts.

Yuna: You think?!

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