Israeli author, dramatist, screenwriter and film director
- - Driver: "How many kids do you have ?"
- Sallah: "Six."
- Driver: "It says here that you have seven."
- Sallah: "Seven ?" [counting] "OK, seven kids."
(from Sallah Shabati)
- "If you start looking like vour passport photo, it's high time you went abroad."