Elves (film)

Elves is a 1989 film about a young woman who discovers that she is the focus of an evil Nazi experiment involving selective breeding and summoned elves, an attempt to create a race of supermen. She and two of her friends are trapped in a department store with an elf, and only the renegade loose-cannon Santa Claus, can save them.

Directed and written by Jeffrey Mandel.

They're not working for Santa...anymore.

Kirsten

• My cat is the only friend I have left.

Mike McGavin

• I need to know the connection between the elves and the Nazis!

Other

• Dead Santa: [whispers] Santa said ORAL.

Dialogue

Kirsten: [after catching her brother spying on her] I'm your fucking sister.

Willy: Yeah, you've got fucking big tits and I'm going to tell everybody I saw them.

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Kirsten's Mother: Your father's in the study.

Kirsten: What? No. Grandfather's in the study. Dad is dead.

Kirsten's Mother: Your grandfather is your grandfather AND your father!

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Willy: Is everything all right?

Kirsten: No, Willy, Gramps is a Nazi.

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Kirsten's Mother: You look terrible.

Kirsten: Yeah, well, I had a rough day at work... Santa got murdered.

Cast

• Dan Haggerty - Mike McGavin
• Julie Austin - Kirsten
• Deanna Lund - Kirsten's mother
• Borah Silver - Kirsten's grandfather
• Mansell Rivers-Bland - Rubinkraur
• Christopher Graham - Willy
• Laura Lichstein - Brooke

External links

• Elves quotes at the Internet Movie Database