Elves (film)

1989 film

Elves is a 1989 film about a young woman who discovers that she is the focus of an evil Nazi experiment involving selective breeding and summoned elves, an attempt to create a race of supermen. She and two of her friends are trapped in a department store with an elf, and only the renegade loose-cannon Santa Claus, can save them.

Directed and written by Jeffrey Mandel.
They're not working for Santa...anymore.

Kirsten edit

  • My cat is the only friend I have left.

Mike McGavin edit

  • I need to know the connection between the elves and the Nazis!

Other edit

  • Dead Santa: [whispers] Santa said ORAL.

Dialogue edit

Kirsten: [after catching her brother spying on her] I'm your fucking sister.
Willy: Yeah, you've got fucking big tits and I'm going to tell everybody I saw them.

Kirsten's Mother: Your father's in the study.
Kirsten: What? No. Grandfather's in the study. Dad is dead.
Kirsten's Mother: Your grandfather is your grandfather AND your father!

Willy: Is everything all right?
Kirsten: No, Willy, Gramps is a Nazi.

Kirsten's Mother: You look terrible.
Kirsten: Yeah, well, I had a rough day at work... Santa got murdered.

Cast edit

  • Dan Haggerty - Mike McGavin
  • Julie Austin - Kirsten
  • Deanna Lund - Kirsten's mother
  • Borah Silver - Kirsten's grandfather
  • Mansell Rivers-Bland - Rubinkraur
  • Christopher Graham - Willy
  • Laura Lichstein - Brooke

External links edit

 
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