Dallas Buyers Club

2013 film by Jean-Marc Vallée

Dallas Buyers Club is a 2013 film about an AIDS patient who began smuggling unapproved pharmaceutical drugs into Texas when he found them effective at improving his symptoms.

Welcome to the Dallas Buyers Club!
Directed by Jean-Marc Vallée. Written by Craig Borten and Melisa Wallack.
Dare to Live.

Ron Woodroof edit

  • Let me give y'all a little news flash. There ain't nothin' out there can kill fuckin' Ron Woodroof in 30 days.
  • That shit is purer than a preacher daughter's pussy, right there.
  • I swear it, Ray, God sure was dressin' the wrong doll when he blessed you with a set of balls.
  • Watch what you eat and who you eat.
  • Would you stop starin' at her tits, Rayon, you're startin' to look normal.
  • Sometimes I feel like I'm fighting for a life I ain't got time to live.
  • Welcome to the Dallas Buyers Club!

Rayon edit

  • You know what? You don't deserve my money, you homophobic asshole.
  • [to Ron] I've been looking for you, lone star.

Dialogue edit

Ron Woodruff: Did ya'll hear that Rock Hudson was a cocksucker? Damn shame, all that fine Hollywood pussy going to waste on a guy who smokes his friends.
Rog: Who the hell's Rock Hudson?
Clint: He's an actor, dumbass. Haven't you seen North by Northwest?

Ron Woodroof: I don't want a nurse. I want a doctor. I want a goddamn doctor now!
Dr. Eve Saks: Well, how can I help you?
Ron Woodroof: You fucking deaf, lady? Hmm?
Dr. Eve Saks: No, I'm a fucking doctor.

Rayon: I'm Rayon.
Ron Woodroof: Congratulations... fuck off and go back to your bed.

Rayon: This guy says that the Florida Buyers Club is cheaper.
Ron Woodroof: Well then, tell him to go back to the FUCKIN' SUNSHINE STATE!

Dr. Sevard: You don't know what the drugs are. He's got HIV...
Tucker: [surprised] Woodruff?
Ron Woodroof: AIDS... I got AIDS. Won't you come in, join the party.

Ron Woodroof: Guess who's going to Mexico, lookin' for a hot date?
Dr. Eve Saks: Do I look like someone who takes vacations?
Ron Woodroof: A little tequila, sunshine and tacos never hurt anybody.

[Rayon visits her estranged father to ask for money]
Rayon's Father: Well, I suppose I should thank you for wearing men's clothes and not embarrassing me.
Rayon: [sarcastically] are you ashamed of me Because I hadn't realized that?
Rayon's Father:Oh God,help me...
Rayon: He is helping you, I have AIDS!

Richard Barkley: Mr Woodroof, I'm afraid that you're nothing more than a common drug dealer, so if you'll excuse us...
Ron Woodroof: Oh, I'm the drug dealer? No, you're the fuckin' drug dealer. I mean, goddamn, people are dyin'. And y'all are up there afraid that we're gonna find an alternative without you.

Cast edit

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