Crash Canyon
Canadian animated television series
Crash Canyon is an adult animated sitcom. It tells the story of the community living at the bottom of a canyon. The Wendel family is looking for an original holiday by caravan but their trip ends sooner than expected at the bottom of a canyon in Alberta, Canada.
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Episodes
editPilot
edit- (the Wendell family are inside the Roadside Sign Museum)
- Norm: The guidebook was right. This sign museum is awesome!
- Sheila: (groans) We'll be in the car!
- (Norm spots a 'closed' sign)
- Norm: A closed sign! (laughs) And they're open! It's funny because it's not true!
- Beverly: You're the new ones! You did this!
- (clicks her fingers, and Bjorn shows the Wendells the family cat, who has lost her two right legs. She falls sideways onto the floor)
- Beverly: That's not how a cat is supposed to work! You broke her legs with ... this!
- (shows the Wendells their license plate)
- Norm: Our license plate! It must have come off when we fell in! Oh, we're sorry. But, it's an event beyond our control, like Pluto losing its status as a planet or maybe...
- Beverly: Save it! Princess can't walk on excuses!
- (Norm and Sheila are inside the Manderbelts' house)
- Sheila: We have been waiting half an hour. I know because I've counted to ten 1800 times!
- (the Manderbelts' youngest son, Vaughn, comes in)
- Norm: Hello there, who are you?
- Vaughn: I'm Vaughn and you're not!
- (The Manderbelts' living room. While Sheila is in the bathroom, Norm talks to them.)
- Norm: If you want, I could help with the cat. I'm an engineer. Part of the team that came up with the FirmShut gate.
- (Reginald and Beverly stand silently)
- Norm: It won a Swingy.
- (Reginald and Beverly remain silent)
- Norm: The highest honour the gate industry gives.
- (Reginald and Beverly remain silent)
- Norm: You guys don't read a lot of gate industry trade magazines, do you?
Confidence Builder
edit- Shelia: I hate solar power!
- Norm: Sorry, honey? I couldn’t hear you. I was shaving.
- Sarah: This problem affects all of us, like a flash flood or Vernon’s haicheen
Moose on the Loose
edit- Shelia: I’m gonna take away that rock and take away your computer privileges after you failed math!
- Roxy: And I’m gonna go around you like I did by boring a friend’s laptop!
- Vernon: Hey, my gravy! [gets hit by a stick] Ow!
- Norm: What was that?
- Jake: Maybe it’s the moose! If the find it we’ll be heroes!
