Crash Canyon

Crash Canyon is an adult animated sitcom. It tells the story of the community living at the bottom of a canyon. The Wendel family is looking for an original holiday by caravan but their trip ends sooner than expected at the bottom of a canyon in Alberta, Canada.

Episodes

Pilot

(the Wendell family are inside the Roadside Sign Museum)

Norm: The guidebook was right. This sign museum is awesome!

Sheila: (groans) We'll be in the car!

(Norm spots a 'closed' sign)

Norm: A closed sign! (laughs) And they're open! It's funny because it's not true!

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Shelia: [gasps] SID BUTANE! You're Sid Butane! This is Sid Butane!

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(Norm and Sheila are inside the Manderbelts' house)

Sheila: We have been waiting half an hour. I know because I've counted to ten 1800 times!

(the Manderbelts' youngest son, Vaughn, comes in)

Norm: Hello there, who are you?

Vaughn: I'm Vaughn and you're not!

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(The Manderbelts' living room. While Sheila is in the bathroom, Norm talks to them.)

Norm: If you want, I could help with the cat. I'm an engineer. Part of the team that came up with the FirmShut gate.

(Reginald and Beverly stand silently)

Norm: It won a Swingy.

(Reginald and Beverly remain silent)

Norm: The highest honour the gate industry gives.

(Reginald and Beverly remain silent)

Norm: You guys don't read a lot of gate industry trade magazines, do you?

Confidence Builder

Shelia: I hate solar power!

Norm: Sorry, honey? I couldn’t hear you. I was shaving.

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Sarah: This problem affects all of us, like a flash flood or Vernon’s haicheen

Moose on the Loose

Shelia: I’m gonna take away that rock and take away your computer privileges after you failed math!

Roxy: And I’m gonna go around you like I did by boring a friend’s laptop!

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Vernon: Hey, my gravy! [gets hit by a stick] Ow!

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Norm: What was that?

Jake: Maybe it’s the moose! If the find it we’ll be heroes!