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Cocaine Bear

2023 film directed by Elizabeth Banks

Cocaine Bear is a 2023 American comedy horror thriller film, loosely based on a true story, about an American black bear that ingested a duffel bag full of cocaine in 1985.

Directed by Elizabeth Banks. Written by Jimmy Warden.
Inspired by true events. (taglines)

Sari

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  • I am taking the fucking children home!

Syd

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  • When the plane's going down, the pilot knows where to dump our load and we just go and get it.
  • They are gonna come after me, my family, if I don't get them every penny's worth.
  • No, I'm not leaving without that cocaine!

Henry

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  • I'd love to not remember this. But it kind of seems like the thing that stays with a man forever.
  • That was so messed up. That little man was an expert on bears, but he didn't know that bear was the cocaine bear.

Other

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  • News Anchor: Millions of dollars worth of cocaine fell from the sky this morning in Knoxville, Tennessee.
  • Bob: Apex predator... high on cocaine... and you're going towards it?
  • Eddie: The bear, it fucking did cocaine. A bear did cocaine!
  • Elsa: We have such good luck in nature.
  • Stache: It's like cocaine Christmas.

Dialogue

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Henry: Have you ever done cocaine?
Sari: What? Why do you ask?
Henry: Just wondering if it has long term side effects. For the bear, of course, if it just did a little bit.
Sari: Well, it could create habit for the bear.
Henry: What if it never wanted to do it again?
Sari: Oh, then it should be fine. But Mama and Papa bear would be very angry, because drugs, especially cocaine, are very, very bad.
Henry: What if they never find out?
Sari: Oh, Henry, we always find out.
Peter: Nothing can distract me from making sure the entire biological community is safe for all our friends.
Sari: Friends?
Ranger Liz: He means animals.
Peter: I don't like that word.
Ranger Liz: He doesn't like to call them animals.
Tom: [as the Cocaine Bear chases them] Shoot it! Shoot it! Damn it, not the tree, the big fucking bear!
Ranger Liz: Shut up!
Henry: Don't worry. Bears can't climb trees.
Peter: Of course they can!
Stache: We stashed it under a gazebo. Going back for it later tonight.
Daveed: A gazebo?
Stache: It's a pavilion-type structure.
Daveed: I know what the fuck a gazebo is.
Eddie: I didn't.
Ponytail: You're going to shoot him?
Ranger Liz: Hell yes I'm going to shoot him! He took a bite out of my ass!

Taglines

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  • Inspired by true events.
  • Get in line.

Cast

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