Close Enough

Close Enough is an American adult animated sitcom created by J. G. Quintel for HBO Max. The series revolves around a millennial couple who are in their early thirties with their five-year-old daughter and their divorced friends who live with them in a Los Angeles duplex.

Season 1

Episode 1

Quilty Pleasures

Calamari: My name is Calamari. And these are my friends—Walleye, Tilapia, Troutface, and Scrode.

Scrode: It's pronounced "Scrawd"!

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Josh: We're not your parents!

Calamari: Of course you are. That was the price for the quilt, remember? Remember? [spiders crawl out of her mouth]

The Perfect House

Josh: Hey, how'd you guys get here so fast? I only ordered it like 20 minutes ago.

Delivery Guy: Says here you ordered it three days ago.

Josh: THREE DAYS?! Where the hell is Emily?!

Episode 2

Logan's Run'd

Jaxon: So what's up girl? Wanna come back to my crib?

Bridgette: Okay, but just a hang out. I'm not some YouTube croupy.

Jaxon: That's cool. We'll do a little screen time. PBS Kids and chill. Get my mom to whoop us up get some snacks.

Bridgette: Oh, you still live with your mom?

Jaxon: And weekends with my dad's. He's so strong.

Bridgette: Wait, how old are you?

Jaxon: Me? I just turned 26. [Bridgette sighs] Months. 26 months.

Bridgette: What?

Room Parents

Nikki: Do you work out? Actually, don't answer; I wanna find out organically.

Episode 3

Skate Dad

[as Josh gets sent to an ambulance]

Candice: Daddy, what's an ass knife?

Josh: Uh, huh. That's a different lesson!

100% No Stress Day

[Josh, Alex and Candice sneak in and hide behind a wooden crate and hey watch the meat being produced]

Candice: Aw sick! Look at what they're putting in the meat!

[the Wurst Bros employees pouring dead animal parts into the meat processing machines]

Alex: That is...so gross.

Josh: Dude, look up there! [reads a pig-shaped sign reading "Not Stolen Hams"] I bet there's hams in there.

[a muscular man approaches Josh and Alex from behind and bangs their heads together, knocking them out. Candice is left untouched]

Muscular Man: Factory Tour's on Thursdays. [he picks up Candice] Hello sweetie, I have the perfect place for you.

Episode 5

Robot Tutor

Emily: [sees Candice leave her seat] Candice, what are you doing?

Candice: Proving I'm not dumb!

Commercial Bot: No matter. I'm password protected. [Candice types up the password] You'll never guess my-

Golden Gamer

Student: It's like that dude Sisyphus. He kept trying to push that car up the mountain, but he couldn't handle it, and he quit.

Alex: Eh, technically, Sisyphus couldn't quit. But you know what? You got most of it.

Lee: Well, check this out, Dorp. You're our Sisyphus.

Alex: [tears of joy] Wah, wah, wee, wah.

Cast

• J. G. Quintel as Joshua "Josh" Singleton
• Gabrielle Walsh as Emily Ramirez
• Jessica DiCicco as Candice Ramirez-Singleton
• Jason Mantzoukas as Alex Dorpenberger
• Kimiko Glenn as Bridgette
• Danielle Brooks as Pearle Watson
• James Adomian as Randy Watson

See also

• Regular Show