is a But I'm a Cheerleader 1999 romantic comedy film about a high-school cheerleader, Megan, who is sent to reparative therapy camp when her parents suspect that she is gay. Directed by
A Comedy Of Sexual Disorientation.
I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! Oh my god...they were right. I'm a homo. (cries)
Women have roles. After you learn that, you'll stop objectifying them.
1, 2, 3, 4 - I won't take no anymore! 5, 6, 7, 8 - I want you to be my mate! 1, 2, 3 ,4 - You're the one that I adore! 5, 6, 7, 8 - Don't run from me cause this is fate!
I'm Graham and I like girls. A lot.
I thought it was just an act, but you really are sweet as fucking pie, aren't you?
You hormonal hussy! Get up! Get up right now!
It's your choice; you can run off with Megan and turn into a raging bull-dyke, or you can do the simulation and graduate and lead a normal life.
Foreplay is for
sissies! Megan, you stop it this instant! Because you will wallow in the smut of your homosexual depravity for the rest of your life!"
Boys! Don't you see how sad and pathetic you all are? Always wanting something you can't have. If I catch you looking at another man like that ever again, you'll be watching sports...the whole weekend!
Hilary: It's really easy to be a prude when you're not attracted to him, isn't it?
Andre: She's just upset, because the fish on her plate is the only kind she can eat.
Andre: Congratulations, liars! You know who you are and you know who you want. Aint nothin' gonna change that, shit! Dialogues Edit
Mary: Looks like we got you just in time. What are you? About 17?
Megan's Dad: Yes!
Mary: Almost lost her to college. It’s so much harder once they’ve been through all that liberal arts brainwashing, but we’ve saved a few.
Hilary: There's no inappropriate behavior allowed.
Megan: Inappropriate...like swearing?
Graham: No, inappropriate like fucking.
Andre: Shit, Miss Mary, I ain't the only one who don't got no root.
Mary: Andre, we don't use profanity or double negatives here at True Directions.
Megan: 2, 4, 6, 8, God is good--
Graham: God is straight!
Megan: Hey, that's good.
Megan: Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good.
Graham: Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good.
Graham: You are who you are, the trick is not getting caught!
Megan: Then why are you here?
Graham: I got caught.
Sinead: If that little twink would've narced on me, heads would have rolled.
Graham: What would you have done? Tied her to your bed and zapped her to death? Or are you running low on batteries?
Megan: You didn't tell me you were taking me to a gay bar!
Graham: Where else would we go?
Jan: Everyone thinks I'm this big dyke because I wear baggy pants and play sports and I'm not pretty like other girls. But all I really want is a big, fat weiner up my...
Andre: Amen, sister.
Joel: You're more than just a sissy. You're nice, and clean, and smart...and sexy and firm and luscious and...
Andre: Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who's just proved he's straight tellin' my ass how sexy I am!
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