Brandy & Mr. Whiskers

Brandy & Mr. Whiskers (2004–2006) is an American animated television series about a snobbish dog and a hyperactive rabbit that get stuck in the Amazon Rain Forest together. It is televised in the United States by Disney Channel.

Season 1

Mr. Whiskers' First Friend [1.1]

Mr. Whiskers: [knocking on Brandy's carrier] Howdy, neighbor! I'm Mr. Whiskers. What's your name?

Brandy Harrington: [from inside] Uh, it's on my carrier, Einstein! In rhinestones!

Mr. Whiskers: [trying to read the rhinestones] Mmm, Brr-aaa-tty. Ah! Haha! Bratty!

Brandy Harrington: [bursting out of her carrier] Not bratty, you flea motel, Brandy! Brandy Harrington of the Florida Harringtons. Ever heard of them? I thought not.

Mr. Whiskers: [sarcastically] Well, Bratty was pretty close I'd say.

Brandy: You’ve got to be kidding me; this is not a mall! Malls have stores and movie theaters and food courts! Not filthy animals bathing in their own drinking water!

The Babysitter's Flub [1.2]

Brandy Harrington: [sunbathing when a Lemur walks across her gut] Oof! Hey, any chance I could get a fruit plate or something?

Lemur Monkey: Fruit for ze pooch? [a bunch of lemurs rattle the tree, bombarding Brandy with fruit. Her head gets stuck inside a coconut.]

Brandy Harrington: Fruit [pulls off the coconut] plate? [A plate is dropped on her head, side first] Ow! No wonder they call it a jungle.

Brandy Harrington: [sees Mama Croc trying to eat Whiskers] Hey! Spit him out. Now!

Mr. Whiskers: Ack. Patooey! A little dental floss wouldn't kill you, sister!

Mama Croc: Oh, are you his babysitter?

Brandy Harrington: Unfortunately. Yeah.

Mama Croc: I'm Mrs. Croc. You can call me Mama.

Mr. Whiskers: I gotta few others things I'm thinking of calling you.

To the Moon, Whiskers! [1.3]

Mr. Whiskers: (to Boris) I want to be you.

Boris: You want to be fifty-year old monkey with a diaper rash?

Cyranosaurus Rex [1.4]

Brandy: Oh, freaky bug-eyed monkey thingy, I'm so sorry. I was so mean to you and you saved me, and I don't even know your name.

Freaky Monkey: [jumps up and kisses Brandy] You can call me Vegas, baby, because I just hit the jackpot!

Brandy: I am sucker for love.

Mr. Whiskers: Oh, I know what you mean. I'm a sucker for peanut butter on fish.

Brandy: Ugh! You may not get it now, but just wait. Some day it'll happen to you, too.

Cheryl: Yeah, it's hard being the cute one.

Meryl: How would you know?

Cheryl: Excuse my sister, she can't see straight from the black eye I'm gonna give her. (as they start to fight)

Lack of Brains vs. Brawns [1.5]

Brandy: I'm never coming outside again!

Mr. Whiskers: Me neither! Terror has a new name: Lester!

Brandy: This is it! The watering hole! The place to be seen; the social nexus of the Amazon!

Brandy: [grabbing Mr. Whiskers' ears and dropping him across the jungle] Okay, don't take this personally, but you're an embarrassment, a disgrace and an eyesore.

Mr. Whiskers: And I shouldn't take this personally?

The No-Sleep Over [1.6]

Mr. Whiskers: [after being swallowed by a big snake] This is gonna cost 'em!

Ed: Oh, yeah!

Mr. Whiskers: Maybe it's your breath too. What does yours smell like? (Ed exhales over Whiskers, causing his fur to fall off) Yeah? That might be it.

Ed: [pours water over Mr. Whiskers' head, making his hair grow back] And I would like to note for the record that we also have some pungent body odor.

Mr. Whiskers: [gets an idea] No worries, Ed. Fortunately, I always keep one of Brandy's teen girl magazines with me. I just read it for the articles. Perhaps this tome of fashion tips and dating advice can illuminate us in our hour of need. [looks into the magazine] "How to Power Flirt." Hmm, pass. [flips a few pages] "Yarn is Your Friend?" I don't think so. [flips some more pages] "Top Ten Gassy Foods." Oh, I'll save that for you. [turns a page] Wait! "101 Party Pranks!" [laughs] Oh, that's it, Edward, my friend! Let the games begin!

The Fashion Fascist [1.7]

Happy Birthdays [1.8]

Brandy: Okay, is it possible to work even slower?

Ed: You know, I haven't given it that much thought, but I reckon it just might be possible.

Brandy: I was totally being sarcastic.

Ed: [sarcastically] Oh, well, it shames me to admit it, Miss Brandy, but I don't traffic in sarcasm too much, so I don't really tend to recognize it when it is out there. You could give me a heads up like, "Hey, sarcastic comment coming!" Just let me know then I'll have my eyes open. I mean come on, a sarcastic otter? That'll be unnatural.

Mr. Whiskers: Wow, this is a surprise! I was kind of expecting a little more to happen, quite frankly.

Brandy: [scoffs] There's nobody here.

Mr. Whiskers: You know, if this is what a birthday party's like, I really cannot see what you were missing. [Brandy starts sobbing] Why are you crying?

Brandy: [weeping] No one's here because of me! They all left because they think I'm mean!

Mr. Whiskers: No, you're not mean. You threw me a party. How "mean" could that be?

Brandy: I threw the party for me. I just used your birthday as an excuse. The truth is, I'm a spoiled, materialistic, narcissistic… You can stop me at any time, you know.

Mr. Whiskers: I'm waiting for self-obsessed.

Brandy: Self-obsessed brat.

Funky Bunny [1.9]

Brandy: (after the party is over) Thank you, Whiskers, you saved the ball!

Mr. Whiskers: I had to Brandy; it was your moment to shine.

Brandy: (touched) I did, but you're the one who shined.

Cheryl and Meryl: (in unison) I'm taking Germaine.

Cheryl: You're taking Germaine?! Since when!?

Meryl: Since he asked me.

Cheryl: Check yourself before you wreck yourself. He asked me!

Brandy: Ed. Ed, I need a big favor of you. Eww! Take the fish out of your mouth!

Ed: Wow, uh, no problem Miss Brandy.

Mr. Whiskers: Make it happen, sea captain!

Ed: You got it!

The Going Bananas Republic [1.10]

Brandy: Oh my gosh, we're worse than Gaspar! What would a true leader do at a time like this! Oh, I know, blame somebody else! (singles out a small animal) Hey you, you're taking the fall, beat it!

Mr. Whiskers: (about his campaign platform) Shouldn't I be discussing the issues? Or at least know what they are?

Brandy: This is an election, let's stay away from the issues.

Lame Boy [1.11]

Mr. Whiskers: What’s that one feeling where you think you've experienced something before?

Brandy: Déjà vu.

Mr. Whiskers: No, that's not it, it's like a weird déjà-vu feeling where you think you've experienced something before?

Brandy: [yelling] Déjà vu!

Mr. Whiskers: No, no, no, it's that one feeling that I'm feeling right now.

Brandy: [screaming] Déjà Stinkin' Vu!

Taking Paws [1.12]

Brandy Harrington: Whiskers, you brought your friend into this house, you get him out!

Mr. Whiskers: But he will eat me!

Brandy Harrington: I can only hope!

Brandy Harrington: [happily] Whiskers, I can't believe it! How did you finally get rid of that annoying cat?

Mr. Whiskers: Oh, I used a little thing called my brain.

Skin of Eeeeeeeevil!!! [1.13]

Mr. Whiskers: (to Lola, with haunted house music) Begone, you foul spirit! Torment me not!

A Bunny on My Back [1.14]

Gaspar: (about trying to get Brandy and Whiskers unstuck) It's a big job, but I can do it.

Brandy: Just do it! I don't have a lot of time.

Gaspar: There's one small issue I need to bring up.

Brandy: What?

Gaspar: Well, when my monkey army rips you apart... well sometimes they literally rip you apart.

Brandy: You big, stupid selfish baby! You're ruining everything.

Mr. Whiskers: (about Arturo) You won't say that when comes back with a fork and knife!

Lucky Rabbit's Feet [1.15]

Mr. Whiskers: Im i Lucky If i can swim with piranha's To?

[Mr. Whiskers Dives into A river With piranhas]

Mr.Whiskers: Ah See Perfectly Fine.

Brandy: They Probably Just Ate.

[Brandy Dips Her Finger in The River But Suddenly a Piranha Chomp Her Finger]

Brandy:AHH! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

Blind Ambition [1.16]

Brandy: AAAHH! Stop! STOP!! STOP!!! Whiskers! Ed is sick! You must play and do it for yourself!

Whiskers: Huh? Brandy! Tell me! TELL ME!!

Ed: Eh, Lola? Can you hand me some tea?

Lola: Yeah. Coming! (She walks to give Ed a tea)

Dear Diary [1.17]

Mr. Whiskers: (reading from Brandy's diary, in a snobish voice) I'd rather staple my ears shut than listen to another one of Cheryl and Meryl's stupid fights!

Mr. Whiskers: The diary is off my must-read list. (waits two-seconds and than make a grab for the book) Gimme, gimme, gimme! (hovering over a cliff)

Brandy: Learn your lesson?!?

Mr. Whiskers: (somewhat strangled voice) No really. (falls down the cliff) Still haven't learned my leasson!!!

Brandy: How would you like it if I told everyone your secrets?

Mr. Whiskers: What secrets?

Brandy: (raged) Like, you collect toejam, you're afraid of belly lint, you pass gas in your sleep!!

Mr. Whiskers: I pass gas in my sleep? Cool!

Brandy: I'm cutting you off!

Mr. Whiskers: Aw, but Brandy, I crave your anguished ramblings, even more so now that they're taboo! The forbidden fruit! The desire of dare not speaketh name! I also like the way you dot your 'I's with hearts.

Less Than Hero [1.18]

Lola: It is I, the Great Snakeini!

Cheryl and Meryl: And us, the juvenile twins!

Ed: And me, the automatic otter! Or... should I be the slippery slider. (He puts his finger on his chin, raising an eyebrow) You know what I'll think anytime seven uh, monitor or something?

Brandy: And I'm Brandy. Not Super Brandy, not Wonder Brandy, not Brandy last, just Brandy.

Ed: (gags, retches) Ahh! Ahh! Wha? The hero has turned to Mr. Whiskers? But how?

Brandy: Yeah, Cheryl and Meryl cried against Lola.

Whiskers: Uh-oh. (retching)

Brandy: Whiskers! AAAAAH! Whiskers, they're gone!

Flim-Flam Fever [1.19]

Brandy: (nursing the jungle animals after they all get sick) Ugh! What did I do to deserve this?

Mr. Whiskers: Lied to all of us for your own selfish reasons!

Curse of the Vampire Bat [1.21]

Vlad: I am a vampire bat!!!

Brandy: Oh no, Whiskers, Vlad has turned you into one of his mindless, undead minions.

Vlad: What? He is not my minion.

Mr. Whiskers: But mindless, guilty as charged

The Monkey's Paw [1.22]

The Big Game [1.24]

Brandy: I'm sorry Ed, forgive and forget?

Ed: Well, Miss Brandy, one nice thing about having slick fur is that offenses like that just slide right off.

Ed: Let me tell you something, Mr. Whiskers. Once Ed starts something, he never quits, and neither do I!

One of a Kind [1.30]

Brandy: Maybe there's something else we have in common. What's your favorite group?

Mr. Whiskers: Oh! The vegetable group and the focus group. I also like grouper fish.

Grouper Fish: But we don't like you!

Brandy: I meant, musical group.[Mr. Whiskers drools.] *##$&, it would be nice to have a conversation with someone who actually knows what I'm talking about.

Mr. Whiskers: Are you kidding me? We have tons in common! We both have fur, tails, two eyes, and we're both self-centered and materialistic. Wait, no — that's just you.

Tiffany: I can't believe I'm lost in this fog-infested mudhole!

Mr. Whiskers: Well, get used to it, sister!

Tiffany: <censored phrase spoken twice> There's intelligent life here! [Jungle animals pop out and laugh.]

Mr. Whiskers: Hey!

Tiffany: I'm Tiffany, Tiffany Turlington of the Texas Turlingtons, and I need to get out of here, @#, pronto!

Mr. Whiskers: Well, that sounds familiar, doesn't it? Don't go anywhere!

Tiffany: #@ I have an option?

Tiffany: My family is on #**#@* (an echo tour), &*&* -

B+T: (unison) See the rain-forest before they turn it into a mall. (both squeal and giggle)

(Brandy's line censored)

Tiffany: Let them turn it into a mall.

(Brandy exclaims, both giggle mindlessly)

Whiskers: Wow, I thought my spring-loaded underwear was cool. (thrown offscreen)

B+T: Ηττημένος.

Tiffany: When they come to get me, we'll take you home, too.

Brandy: That'd be * awesome.

Tiffany: Sweet!

Brandy: #%$@$ sweet!

Believe in the Bunny [1.31]

Mr. Whiskers: HE'S HERE!

Brandy: Whiskers, I didn't want to have to say this. THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!

Mr. Whiskers: [screams in shock; calmly] Brandy, I understand that you're angry, but you shouldn't use hurting words.

Brandy: Think about it, Whiskers. A giant mutant bunny from another planet that hops around the world hiding candy eggs, but nobody sees him.

Mr. Whiskers: Oh, well, I can see how that sounds, perhaps it had silly and scientifically unsound, but that is because I forgot to explain how carrots make him invisible!

Brandy: He's invisible because HE DOESN'T EXIST!

Mr. Whiskers: Oh.

[After Brandy goes back to sleep, Mr. Whiskers cries all night long to the next morning after learning that the Easter Bunny isn't real]

Brandy: [with her pillow over her head, covering her ears] Whiskers, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. [Mr. Whiskers sobs more emotionally] Hey, you know what? Your hours of hysterical crying have convinced me, I like, totally believe in the Easter Bunny!

Mr. Whiskers: [weeping and bawling] No, you don't! And thanks to you, I DON'T BELIEVE IN HIM, EITHER!

Ed: Hey there, Mr. Whiskers. How would you like to join our Easter egg hunt?

Season 2

The Tell-Tale Shoes [2.46]

Brandy: [after trying relentlessly to return the shoes] I'm sorry, you were right. I should have just saved up the six hundred and ten shiny rocks.

Mr. Whiskers: [exasperated] For one pair of shoes?

Brandy: That's what I said! Forgive me?

Mr. Whiskers: Sure I do. Now lets get these things back to the store!

Time For Waffles [2.47]

Mr. Whiskers: (panicing as her runs to Brandy and Melvin) Pumas! Me! Dinner!

Brandy: (disparingly about Whiskers' really bright smile) I don't believe you. Must you take everything too far?!?

Net of Lies [2.56]

Mr. Whiskers: So, you weren't kidnapped by fireflies?

Brandy: No, Whiskers, I wasn't.

Mr. Whiskers: Wow, embarrassing.

Brandy: You think? You only humiliated me in front of every girl in the Amazon and Gaspar, not to mention my all-time favorite band in the world, Sugar Toad!

Mr. Whiskers: Actually, I was talking about how you lied to me and than it blew up right in your face.

Brandy: Oh, yeah, that. That wasn't my best moment, either. I'm sorry I lied to you, Whiskers.

Mr. Whiskers: Well, at least we got to see some fireflies and Sugar Toad for the few minutes they were running away from us.

Brandy: Yeah. I had no idea that fireflies would be so beautiful.

Mr. Whiskers: Yeah, or so unforgiving... [to his troop as they are chased around] just keep running, guys! See, this kind of thing that should've been in the book.

A Really Crushing Crush [2.70]

Dollars and Senseless Violence [2.73]

Ed: The Jurassic period was a lean time for my people, and then we settled here in the jungle.

Brandy: Fine. Fifty, seventy.

Mr. Whiskers: Sounds fair and... HEY, WAIT A COTTON-POLYESTER BEGGIN' MINUTE!! [sarcastic] Fifty and seventy do not add up to hundred, that adds up to... What's come up to that?!

Brandy: Okay, ninety for me, time for you.

Mr. Whiskers: A hundred, that is better. [Brandy handles him a pile of money]

Brandy: [whisperly cackles] Just keep laughing, it'll be days before he notices.

Mr. Whiskers: [mistakes Brandy about another money] HEY, WAIT A COTTON-POLYESTER BEGGIN' MINUTE! YOU TOOK THE LION SHARE! AND NOW, WE'RE MAD!

Brandy: WE?

Leo: Leo always gets a cut.

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