Brandon DiCamillo

Brandon Ralph DiCamillo (born November 15, 1976) is a founding member of the CKY Crew and has risen to fame through appearances in the CKY video series and MTV's Jackass and Viva la Bam shows.

The most important element of breaking into a house is a flashlight, a flashlight will keep ya' on target. You don't wanna be stummblin' around, and it will make it a lot crista-crystal-cleaner and crystal-like Saran wrap you S.O What?, and I'll never tell you a lie 'cause we're gonna get you through this successfully and you wanna have all the stuff were givin' ya now.

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• The most important element of breaking into a house is a flashlight, a flashlight will keep ya' on target. You don't wanna be stumblin' around, and it will make it a lot crista-crystal-cleaner and crystal-like Saran wrap you S.O What?, and I'll never tell you a lie 'cause we're gonna get you through this successfully and you wanna have all the stuff were givin' ya now.
  • From the CKY Documentary

• My name's Scott Bradford. I'm 19, gonna be 20 in, like, December. [metal clanging]
  • From Landspeed: CKY

• I'm gonna get to the bottom of this, and I don't give a fuck if you're at the top!
  • From Landspeed: CKY

• I will better the film, [Honking car horn] For the good, [Honking car horn] Of the film.
  • From Landspeed: CKY

• Lynyrd Skynyrd ain't the only one with a sweet home... Alabama.
  • From Landspeed: CKY

• "Ralph could you please sit down and behave yourself or we are going to have to throw you out. As a matter of fact Ralph can you leave right now?....Ok sit down."
  • From Brans Icelandic Gameshow

• "Sir Henry you haven't been asked a question for a while. And I'm not going to ask you one."
  • From Brans Icelandic Gameshow

• "Well that wraps up another episode, let me tell ya, balls are good and eels are delicious and I'm sitting here with two hot ass bitches, I'll see ya next week if my name is Norm."
  • From Brans Icelandic Gameshow

• "Lunch special 8.99, kids eat free.......shit."
  • From Viva La Bam

• "Well I couldn't just fly there, Ape..."
  • From Viva la Bam

• "[Brandon farts in Bam's face, and Bam runs away.] What? do you run for fun?"
  • From Viva La Bam

• "Oh it's Parked Terrifically, for PT"
  • From Viva La Bam, on Ape's PT Cruiser

• "See that guy in the corner? He whacks off to pictures of dogs"
  • From CKY4: The Latest & Greatest

• "Have you ever seen a Brazilian zorse?"
  • From Viva La Bam

• (Brandon) "I would do anything for corn." (April Margera) "Well I think corn just did something for you."
  • From Viva La Bam (when Dico farts while eating corn)