Battletoads

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Battletoads is a beat 'em up video game featuring three anthropomorphic toads named after skin conditions (Rash, Zitz and Pimple).

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Battletoads (NES)Edit

Level 1Edit

Professor T. Bird

  • "I've located the Garagantua, 'toads! She's hidden beneath the planet's surface!"
  • "Get ready, toads! Down to the surface on the turbo-cables!"
  • "Keep it movin' along the surface, 'toad! And watch out for the Psyko-Pigs!"

Level 2Edit

Dark Queen

  • "So, hookbill, your frogs did well! But let us see how they do against my birds of prey – pray the birds don't get them! Ha-ha-ha-ha...!"
  • "Arrrrgh! You've made porkmeat out of my Psyko-Pigs!"
  • "They'll never make it against my Saturn Toadtraps, you feathered freak!"

Professor T. Bird

  • "Let's get mad, bad and crazy, 'toads! Use the turbo-cables to tackle that chasm!"
  • "Watch out, 'toads! There's bound to be a whole toad-load of trouble down in that crater!"

Level 3Edit

Dark Queen

  • "Don't get too cocky, snotskins – there's plenty more where that came from!"

Professor T. Bird

  • "Sensors indicate Speed Bikes dead ahead! Go get 'em, 'toads!"
  • "It's the need-to-speed from now on, 'toads!"

Level 4Edit

Dark Queen

  • "So the Rat Rockets didn't get you, huh! Well, the Ice Spikes certainly will!"
  • "You annoying frogs! I'll have you chopped up into a gourmet lunch and the pieces deep-frozen for eternity!"

Professor T. Bird

  • "Let's break the ice, 'toads! It's party time!"

Level 5Edit

Dark Queen

  • "You know what they say, don't you – out of the frying pan and into the surf!"

Professor T. Bird

  • "Surf's up, 'toads! Let's kick those Spaceboards into action!"

Level 6Edit

Dark Queen

  • "Is it true that the toad's greatest enemy is the snake? Well, we'll soon see! Ha-ha-ha-ha...!"
  • "Give it up, toadies! You'll never make it past the giant snakes!"
  • "Take it from me, swampbreath, you won't be going any further!"

Professor T. Bird

  • "Time to grab a piece of tail, 'toads – and hang on tight!"

Level 7Edit

Dark Queen

  • "So, you think you're hot, huh, 'toads!? Well, it looks like it's going to get hotter down there – much hotter!"

Professor T. Bird

  • "Looks like the Dark Queen's got a warm reception planned for the Battletoads!"

Level 11Edit

Dark Queen

  • "Curse your green hides! You've done it again!"
  • "Up and down and around they go, but where they fry, only I can know!"

Professor T. Bird

  • "Hold on tight and get ready for a fight! The Battletoads are outasight!"

Level 12Edit

Dark Queen

  • "Welcome to the Revolution, Battlejerks! This is where you lose your heads!"

Professor T. Bird

  • "Things are lookin' up from here on, 'toads! And I do mean up!"

Game OverEdit

Professor T. Bird (continuing after game over)

  • "Whaddya' mean 'bad scene'? I'll give ya' bad scene if you don't get back here with Pimple and Angelica!"
  • "Got too tough for you, huh? A few pigs and monsters and you guys crash and burn!"
  • "I haven't seen such a dismal failure since the last time you failed!"
  • "Whaddya' mean things got too hot for you? Get back here, and I'll warm up your milk for you, cry-babies!"

Dark Queen

  • "Ha! Just as I predicted. A complete and utter victory for the home side, and a hopeless failure for the beak and his quaggy croakers! This domain belongs to me! Ha-ha-ha-ha...!"
  • "Was that really the best you can do! Mmmm! I wonder what roast vulture and frogs' legs taste like!? Mmm!...Chomp!...Crunch! Chew! They...Mmmm...taste...Mm-hmm-good..."
  • "Ha-ha-ha-ha...! Care to try your luck again? - 'Cuz it's only luck that got you this far, swampbreath!"

End of gameEdit

Dark Queen

  • "I guess you slippery suckers think your hot stuff, huh? Well, you don't cheat the Dark Queen that easily! Until next time, Cattle Loads!"

Professor T. Bird

  • "Wow! You guys oughta bottle that skill and charisma – you'll make a fortune!"

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