Bananas in Pyjamas

Season 1

The Camera

B1: It’s photo time! [starts to shake]Eee! Ah! Eee!

B2: What’s wrong, B1?

B1: [shakes rapidly] I’ve got ant, B2! Itchy ants!

B2: I’ve got ants, too, B1!

Bird Song

B2: We’re a bit slow, today, B1.

B1: Very slow, B2. [B2 pinches his foot]

B1’s foot: [makes a squeaky sound]

B1: Oh. That!s my foot, B2.

B2: Oh! Sorry, B1. [B1 pinches his bottom] OUCH! That’s my bottom, B1.

B1: Oh! Sorry, B2.

The Treasure Hunt

Topsy: Oh! Hi, Banans!

Bananas: Hello, Topsy. We found something we think belongs to you. [revels the hairband] Tada!

Topsy: Oh! You found my hairband! My favourite hairband! I was ages ago at the park how did you ever find it, Bananas?

Gold Rush

B1: That’s right, Amy. Come on, everyone.

Bananas: Bye, Rat.

Amy and Lulu: Thanks, again.

Rat: Have fun.

The Nursing Bananas

Dolly: I feel terrible.

Pedro: Wh- What?

B1: Dolly must be sick too!

The Billy Cart Race!

B1: She hops from one thing to the other just like that.

B2: That’s our Topsy! [hears squeaking with B1] Are you squeaking, B1?

B1: No, I thought you were squeaking, B2.

B2: Well if we’re not squeaking,

Bananas: Then who is? [they come outside] Uh! The Banana Boomer!

B1: Someone’s taken it!

B2: Which someone?

Bananas: Topsy!

B1: But why should she take it?

B2: and where should she take it? [cuts to the mountain]

Bananas: The Mountain!

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B2: Don’t do it!

Topsy: I’m not going it. [the Bananas fly into the cart, then the cart drives off with the Bananas] BANANAS! [The Bananas fall off] Oh no! What’ve I done?!

Pink Pyjamas

B2: [gets up] What a beautiful morning, B1.

B1: [gets up, and yawns] Isn’t it, B2?

B2: Now what should we wear today, B1?

B1: How about pyjamas?

B2: Great idea, B1.

[The Bananas come to the closet for pyjamas, but they’re pink]

B2: Here’s a pair for you, B1.

B1: and a pair for you, B2.

[The Bananas come down the stairs]

B2: Should we go down to the beach, B1?

B1: Or the teddies, B2? [gets out the door with B1]

B2: Or perhaps go to the beach with the teddies?

The Magic Trick

B1: We’ll set up our box of mystery.

B2: This’ll be so much fun. [they trip over a rock for the box of mystery of fall in the rightful place]

B1: Perfect.

B2: My thoughts, exactly, B1.

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B1: Abra-cadabra, Banana-Rama! [kicks the button for the opening secret compartment] We now open the bay, and what you see is… [reveals the box] nothing.

Rat: Where is he? Where did he go?

Prince Rat

Bernard, Charlie, and Topsy: Pleases to meet you, Prince Rat.

Prince Rat: Charmed! I’m sure!

Glue

Topsy: Hello? Anyone here? Ooh! What’s this? [looks at a monster, then she screams] MONSTER! [sproings off]

Lulu: Topsy! Was that you, Topsy?

Morgan: Don’t go!

Bananas: COME BACK!

[the monster walks, then Bernard walks with his stick, then Topsy is behind Bernard, then pants]

Bernard: Oh! Hello, there Topsy.

Topsy: Monster, Bernard, Monster!

Bernard: Uh- no, no, calm down, take a few deep breaths. [Topsy takes deep breaths] What’s the problem?

Topsy: MONSTER!

The Little Birds

B2: I know! Let’s call them Little Bird 1,

B1: and Little Bird 2.

Lulu: Good idea, Bananas.

Morgan: Could we buy one, Rat?

Rat: Absolutely!

Season 2

Rat's Movie Night

B2: I'M FEELING- LOST!!!

B1: SO I AM, B2!!!

Banana Phones

Charlie: Okay!

[Barnard and Charlie walk sideways. Cuts to the park, the policemen are chatting on their phones]

Bernard: Ahem! Attention, tidy town officers. [the tidy town policemen continue to talk onto their banana Phones, then, Charlie gives him another banana phone] HELLO, CUDDLESTOWN!!!

All: AH! [got a feedback in their ears]

Bernard: Uh! That’s better.

The Cuddlestown Band

Rat: Oh dear! Look at that time! We have to get down to the beach for our concert!

Morgan: Good luck, everyone! Have fun!

B2: You have to come, too, Morgan.

Morgan: But I’m not in the band!

Amy: Yes, you are!

Charlie: You’re our conductor!

Morgan: Am I really?

Rat: [They come, as Morgan catches up] Of course! Come on! [cuts to the beach, everyone is playing in a tune, but Morgan is conducting the band to play]

The Trickisaurus

Amy: We're in a monster trap.

Bernard: A monster trap?

Bananas: But it trapped us, instead.

Topsy: Who could get us out?

Morgan: Lulu can!

All: HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LUUUUUUULUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [offscreen] HEEEEEEEEEEELLP!!!!!

Lulu: Huh?

All: LULU!!!!!!!!!

Lulu: What now? [arrives to the trap] I thought in heard you over there. Where are you?

B1: Up here, Lulu!

Lulu: What are you all doing up there?

Bernard: Don’t ask me, I was only taking my morning walk.

Morgan’s Cafe

Topsy: Could I have a menu, too, please!

B2: Uh! Coming!

Bernard: I say.