Backyard Baseball

Backyard Baseball is a software released in 1997 by Humongous Entertainment.



Sunny DayEdit

  • I think we're all ready to play some baseball!
  • It's time to get down with your favorite baseball players!
  • (custom player) steps up to bat.
  • (when the computer player's turn to bat ends) Alright, it's our turn now!
  • (player hits a home run) Goodbye, baseball!

Vinny the GoochEdit

  • Waaaaiiit a minute. The Gooch does not under any circumstances say "Hi ho". Sunny Day may be saying "Hi ho", but The Gooch just says YO!
  • Vinny da Gooch is lovin' that!
  • (describing Pablo) Even though the Secret Weapon doesn't speak any English, we all know he's a rad dude!
  • Achmed is one of the best hitters on the team!
  • This young batter means business.
  • (when a homerun happens) I don't know what kind of pitch that was, but it tasted just like chicken!
  • (when a human player gets stuck out) He/She was robbed!
  • Sweet as candy i tell ya! I like candy, everybody likes candy. That's why Halloween is such a popular holiday!

Backyard KidsEdit

Achmed KhanEdit

  • (getting picked) Let's rock 'n roll! (Amir Khan also says this when getting picked)
  • I wanna rock! Rock! (scats) I wanna rock!
  • (after getting struck out) Oh no, I blew it!
  • (stepping up to bat) I'm gonna smack this one! (Amir Khan also says this)
  • (stepping up to bat) This one's outta here! (Amir Khan also says this)

Amir KhanEdit

  • (getting picked) Groovy!
  • (after getting struck out) I hope Achmed didn't see that!
  • (after getting struck out) Major bummer!

Angela DelvecchioEdit

  • (during the chatter) Hey, we wanna batter, not the broken ladder, y'know!
  • (striking out a batter) Hey, what'd I tell ya?
  • (striking out a batter) Ba-da-bing-ba-da-boom! Bye-Bye, batter!
  • (stepping up to bat) I'm gonna smack this one for sure.
  • (after getting struck out) No way that's gonna happen again!
  • (stepping up to bat) You guys in the outfield better move back.
  • (after getting struck out) Don't say a word.

Annie FrazierEdit

  • (getting picked) Sweet!
  • (stepping up to bat) I'm looking for a kind hit here, pitcher!
  • (stepping up to bat) Come on, pitcher, hook me up!

Ashley/Sidney WebberEdit

  • Goody! Now pick my sister Ashley/Sidney too!
  • Oh, goody! Ashley/Sidney and I are on the same team!
  • Goody!
  • (stepping up to bat) I'm gonna crush this one!
  • (stepping up to bat) I'm gonna smash the ball outta here!

Dante RobinsonEdit

  • (during the chatter) I see London, I see France, I see your underpants!
  • Just gimme a minute! I'm still hungry!
  • (stepping up to bat) I'm turning that ball into creamed corn!
  • (stepping up to bat) Bring on the meat!
  • (after getting struck out) Next time!
  • (getting picked) Let's dig in!

Dmitri PetrovichEdit

  • (striking out a batter) Indeed, I achieved the proper ball spin.
  • (after getting struck out) It appears as if I need to rethink my strategy.
  • (during the chatter) May I remind you that the primary objective is to hit the ball?
  • (not getting picked) I must admit I am a bit disappointed.
  • (bored on the field) Please, cease this foolishness and just FORFEIT THE GAME!!!!

Gretchen HasselhoffEdit

  • (getting picked) Goodygoodygoodygoodygoody! (Goody goody goody goody goody!)
  • MymomnamedmeGretchenafterhergrandmanamedGretchen. (My mom named me Gretchen after her great grandmother named Gretchen.)
  • (stepping up to bat) I'mgonnasmackthisoneouttasight. (I'm gonna smack this one outta sight.)
  • (getting tired, talks more slowly than usual) Um... I'm tired.

Jocinda SmithEdit

  • (stepping up to bat) Watch this homerun!
  • (getting picked) Hey, alright! (Kimmy Eckman also says this when getting picked)

Jorge GarciaEdit

  • I don't like to swim and I don't like to get dirty.
  • (getting picked) I suppose I'll play, but I don't want to get dirty, OK?

Kenny KawaguchiEdit

  • (getting picked) Alright! Thanks, buddy!
  • (stepping up to bat) Here I go!
  • (after getting struck out) Boy, I messed up.
  • (after getting struck out) I'll do better next time.
  • (striking out a batter) I'm good.

Kiesha PhillipsEdit

  • (stepping up to bat) Heeeeerree's... Kiesha!
  • (during the chatter) Watch out, Batman! Here comes the Joker!
  • (during the chatter) Say, what's up, Doc?
  • (stepping up to bat) Baseball been very very good to me.

Lisa CrocketEdit

  • Whatever.
  • Here goes nothing.
  • Live me alone.

Luanne LuiEdit

  • Aww, I wuv you!
  • (striking out a batter) I got you! Neenoo Neenoo!
  • (on the mound) Neenoo Neenoo! Baddo Waddo!
  • (after getting stuck out) Me gonna cwy...
  • (getting picked) Did you heew that, Teddy? We've been picked!
  • (stepping up to the plate) This one's fo you, Teddy!

Maria LunaEdit

  • (stepping up to bat) Okay. I'm gonna knock the stuffing outta this one!
  • (stepping up to bat) Okay. This time, I'm gonna hit like a pinata!
  • (after getting struck out) Ay-yi-yi!

Mikey ThomasEdit

  • The kids call me Nugget, but my real name is Michael Rhett Thomas.
  • (getting picked) You're my friend!
  • (not getting picked) I'm telling my mom!
  • (stepping up to bat) I've gotta get on base!
  • (stepping up to bat) I want right down the middle for me!
  • (after getting struck out) No fair! I'm telling my mom!
  • (after getting struck out) That's okay.

Pablo SanchezEdit

  • (stepping up to bat) ¡Adiós, béisbol! (Goodbye, baseball!)
  • (getting picked) ¡Excelente! (Excellent!)
  • Soy Pablo. ¿Quieres jugar? (I'm Pablo. You wanna play?)
  • (striking out a batter) ¡Adios!
  • (when the player clicks him on the player cards section while holding shift and alt) Okay, don't tell the other kids, but uh...I speak English. I learn Spanish in school.
  • (taunting from the field) creo que no qieres jugar (I don't think you wanna play)

Pete WheelerEdit

  • (getting picked) Uh... huh?
  • (getting picked) So whose team am I on?
  • (stepping up to bat) I'm gonna hit a touchdown!
  • (during the chatter) Bet ya can't hit a touchdown!
  • (during the chatter) Ra ra ra! Go, team!
  • (stepping up to bat) Uh, what am I supposed to do again?
  • (after getting struck out) Now what?

Ronny DobbsEdit

  • Know what's neat? Aw, nothing.
  • (during the chatter) Miss it! Miss it! Now you gotta kiss it!
  • (after getting picked) Neat. I get to play.
  • (stepping up to bat) I'm going to hit this one two hundred gazillion miles!
  • (stepping up to bat) Neener-Neener! You can't strike me out!
  • (after getting struck out) No fair!

Stephanie MorganEdit

Tony DelvecchioEdit

  • (during the chatter) Be-au-ti-ful!
  • (getting tired) What're ya tryin' to do, kill me? I need a sub here!
  • (during the chatter) Hey, Slick, swing, why don't ya?
  • (stepping up to bat) Watch this one, Slick!

Vicki KawaguchiEdit

  • I'm going to be a ballerina when I grow up.
  • My name is Vicki Kawaguchi. My brother's name is Kenny. He's in a wheelchair. Can I go now?
  • One time, I was practicing my pirouette and I got so dizzy, I barfed. But don't tell anyone, okay? But it was really gross and stuff, because I just ate a grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup. Promise you won't tell?
  • (getting picked) Hooray!
  • (stepping up to bat) Don't throw the ball fast, okay?
  • (stepping up to bat) Here comes the graceful ballerina to the plate.
  • (after getting struck out) Stupid baseball is for babies!
  • (after getting struck out) That's okay.

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