Austin Lounge Lizards

The Austin Lounge Lizards are a satirical bluegrass band based in Austin, Texas, founded in 1980. Their members have included Hank Card, Conrad Deisler, Tom Pittman, Darcie Deaville, and Bruce Jones.

Austin Lounge Lizards, 2013

Lyrics

Highway Café of the Damned (1988)

• I was driving down the interstate through Winslow Arizona, I had seven vices on my mind:
  sloth and avarice
  fornication, television,
  whiskey, beer, and wine.
  • "Highway Café of the Damned"

Lizard Vision (1991)

• Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
  • "Jesus Loves Me (But He Can't Stand You)

Paint Me on Velvet (1993)

• All my friends are buried here, and some of them are dead.
  • "That Godforsaken Hellhole I Call Home"

• If I never had existed... would you still remember me?
• "1984 Blues"

Drugs I Need (2006)

• You say your God is the one true God
  but my one God is the one true God,
  I don't want to hear about your one God,
  'cause my one God's the one.
  • "One True God"

• It's hard to find a banjo player up in Heaven —
  There's some things even Jesus won't forgive.
  • "Banjo Pickers in Heaven"