Atomic Betty

Atomic Betty (known as Atomic Betty: Mission Earth for the third season) is an animated television series produced by Atomic Cartoons, Breakthrough Films & Television, and Tele Images Kids.

Season 1

Atomic Roger

Maximus: How much longer is this going to take?

Minimus: I'm trying to capture your good side, sir. It's not so easy!

Maximus: Show me what you've done.

Minimus: I think it's quite a good likeness myself.

Maximus: I want more than just a foot! I want a giant gold statue a hundred feet high, proclaiming my evil glory to all the galaxy!

Minimus: But we've only stolen enough gold for the foot. And one ear.

Maximus: Then steal more gold!

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Sparky: This is it! Maximus's robots are robbing the gold mines of Abraxax Four!

Betty: X-5, get us into hyperspace. And both of you stop looking at my hair!

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Roger: Listen, Kitty--

Betty: It's Betty.

Roger: Right. Cathy, it's been a thrill chatting with you, but I really have to go now.

(He gives her a card.)

Roger: Here, my hairstylist. You need to call her right away.

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Betty: I hope no one is looking at my hair.

(Sparky and X-5 look away, whistling.)

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Maximus: Who is this new Guardian who foiled my plans?!

Minimus: Oh. Atomic Roger, sir. He's running everything! Though he does have fantastic hair.

Maximus: Huh? Who cares about his hair?! Behold! Let's see this Atomic Roger stop my new army of gold-pilfering robots! Fly, my pretties, fly!

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Betty: This is getting ridiculous! How am I supposed to save the day if he's always getting here first?

Sparky: I'm telling you, it's the hair.

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Maximus: Ugh. That girl is bad enough. But that Roger?

Minimus: Ooh, isn't he dreamy? Gah! I mean, what a jerk!

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Maximus: Look at the fool! No one dares to stop me!

Betty: Come on, boys! I'm not afraid to get a little dirty.

Maximus: With that hair, I'm not surprised.

Toxic Talent

X-5: Colosians are the environmental police of the cosmos. Their sensitivity is matched only by their commitment to peace and love.

Sparky: No wonder Maximus hates them.

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Betty: What in the cosmos is that?

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Maximus: Aha. Atomic Betty. Welcome to my dance party.

Minimus: Except you weren't invited. (Burps)

Maximus: Watch your manners.

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Minimus: Ooh, nice shot!

Maximus: I don't have time to play these ridiculous games! I'm trying to take over the universe.

Minimus: Yes, your game ship.

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Maximus: Game, set and match! Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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Dalton: Where did you get those extra chords, Betty?

Betty: Out of a manual called "Guitar Playing For Idiots".

Osbournes: All right!

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Maximus: I know that voice!

Minimus: Ooh. Sounds like Atomic Betty. She's not bad.

But the Cat Came Back

Sparky: Why couldn't she own a rabbit?

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Sparky: Jumping Jupiter!

Lost in Spa

X-5: And when I was nine, I was sent to Camp Positron and bullied by a satellite dish.

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Sparky: What have you done to our commander?

Maximus: Oh dear! It appears he's been cryogenically frozen. Who could have done such a dastardly deed? Oh, that's right. It was me.

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Maximus: What?!

Minimus: Juice break, union rules.

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Employee: I said we hold that position until I say so!

Maximus & Minimus: Yes, ma'am.

Spindly Tam Kanushu

Betty: I have to go.

Penelope: Late for your plastic surgeon?

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Minimus: Oh, bravo! Encore! Encore! Hmph. I've seen better.

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Spindly Tam Kanushu: Take good care of Freddie here. I've got to take the show on the road. Well, I'm off! Come on, boys!

Science Fair

Maximus: "Maxi-Mmm" pet food is never watered down. Because Maximus hates water. Your Zanthian Zibret will love "Maxi-Mmm" pet food. It's fit for a king, whether your kingdom is a litter box, or....the universe! Mwah ha ha ha ha! Antoine Lucci: Cut! Brilliant! A work of a genius! That would be me, Antoine Lucci. You were good too, Maximus. I laughed, I cried.

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(Wave splashes over Maximus's ship.)

Maximus: Aaaaaaaaaah!

(He cowers.)

Minimus: Heh heh heh!

Maximus: You didn't see that. I hate water!

Max Land

[during a rollercoaster ride, one of the weapons incinerated the vehicle]

X-5: I suddenly lost my attraction for this attraction.

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Betty: [running] Sparky, I'll save you!

[Scene changes to Betty being carried away by two robots]

Robot: You are being disruptive and we must ask you to leave. We hoped you've enjoyed your stay at Max Land.

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Sparky: Craters! I'm gonna miss it!