Asdfmovie
animated web series created by TomSka
Asdfmovie is a 2008 web video created by YouTube animator TomSka which consists of clips focusing on random humor. It has over 67 million views as of January 2022 [1] and its success has spawned a yearly series of YouTube videos.
Dialogue edit
- [a child giggles]
- Man: Got your nose!
- [child continues giggling]
- [police officer rushes into the room]
- Police officer: Look out, he's got a nose! [Shoots his gun at the man]
- Man: You gotta help me, man! My tie is evil and it's gonna kill me!
- [other man walks away]
- Man: Please don't hurt me...
- [his tie laughs evilly]
- Man: Hello, parking meter.
- Parking meter: Hello.
- [man is startled]
- Man 1: Hey, guy, hey. Smell my flower.
- [Man 2 smells the flower] Mmmm.
- [a monster pops out of Man 1's stomach]
- Man 2: LOL.
- [monster goes back into his stomach]
- [A man pushes a button labeled "Pointless Button." It does nothing.]
- Man: Hmm.
- Man 1: Hey, man--
- [Man 2 punches Man 1 in the face]
- Man 2: Aw, what the hell is wrong with you?
- Voice in background: Level up.
- Lady: Somebody help me, I'm being robbed!
- Tree Guy: I'll save you. Tree powers activate! [turns into a tree]
- Man: Die, potato!
- Potato: Noooo-- (gets stepped on)
- [a man gets out a knife]
- Man: Mmm, yum.
- [the man cuts a cake]
- Cake: Aah! Why would you do this?! I have a wife and family!
- Man: Noooo!
- Cake: Aah, the pain! It's unbearable!
- Man: What have I done?!
- Cake: Aah! Tell my children I love them!
- Cupcakes: Daddy!
- [the cake falls off the table]
- Man and cupcakes: Noooooooo--
- [the cake lands on the ground]
- Man 1: Hey, you know who's gay? You.
- [Man 2 impales Man 1 with a katana]
- Man 1: Aw, come on!